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@jijigoroshi.bsky.social
she call me cody the way im coding up a storm
January 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
she call me cody the way im coding up a storm
how did white monster go from the boomer energy drink to the de facto gen z drink
January 16, 2026 at 11:16 AM
how did white monster go from the boomer energy drink to the de facto gen z drink
i love you bsky but the algo seems to think i am interested in boomercore political cartoons
January 16, 2026 at 8:51 AM
i love you bsky but the algo seems to think i am interested in boomercore political cartoons
it's over anonkin... I have the moral high ground
January 16, 2026 at 8:03 AM
it's over anonkin... I have the moral high ground
the one thing i concede to redditors is their personality never changes, truly deterministic and low-entropy seeking robots
January 16, 2026 at 7:44 AM
the one thing i concede to redditors is their personality never changes, truly deterministic and low-entropy seeking robots
we are only 2 weeks in and this already has my vote for most tasteless ai ""assistant"" of 2026
January 16, 2026 at 7:36 AM
we are only 2 weeks in and this already has my vote for most tasteless ai ""assistant"" of 2026
thinkin of all the billions of memories sullied by android's absolute dogshit video recording and instagram having dogshit android support
January 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
thinkin of all the billions of memories sullied by android's absolute dogshit video recording and instagram having dogshit android support
apparently i am the only human on earth who doesnt consume podcasts
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
apparently i am the only human on earth who doesnt consume podcasts
big RAM killed moores law so they could exit the plateauing consumer hardware market
January 15, 2026 at 10:13 PM
big RAM killed moores law so they could exit the plateauing consumer hardware market
amaterasu's plan for me does not involve linkedin at all
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 AM
amaterasu's plan for me does not involve linkedin at all
ostensibly, "youtuber" was the job most desired by children in 2016
the monkey paw curled--everyone is now an influencer, with all of the vanity and none of the talent
the monkey paw curled--everyone is now an influencer, with all of the vanity and none of the talent
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
ostensibly, "youtuber" was the job most desired by children in 2016
the monkey paw curled--everyone is now an influencer, with all of the vanity and none of the talent
the monkey paw curled--everyone is now an influencer, with all of the vanity and none of the talent
we are at the llm commodification stage where choosing a model solely based on principles of the parent company is viable, with minimal perf tradeoff
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 AM
we are at the llm commodification stage where choosing a model solely based on principles of the parent company is viable, with minimal perf tradeoff
i bring a sort of soundcloud comment of genuine enthusiasm vibe the ironypoisoned terminally-onliners don't really like
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
i bring a sort of soundcloud comment of genuine enthusiasm vibe the ironypoisoned terminally-onliners don't really like
*frutiger metroingly* EVACUATE THE DANCEFLOOR!!!
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
*frutiger metroingly* EVACUATE THE DANCEFLOOR!!!
when i think of vaporwave i no longer think of it as a nostalgic, "retro future" re-envisioning of the 80s, but rather it's own distinct little movement
I think the youngins are doing the same to y2k right now
I think the youngins are doing the same to y2k right now
December 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
when i think of vaporwave i no longer think of it as a nostalgic, "retro future" re-envisioning of the 80s, but rather it's own distinct little movement
I think the youngins are doing the same to y2k right now
I think the youngins are doing the same to y2k right now
pinkpanthress in tokyo february omg
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
pinkpanthress in tokyo february omg
in middle school i was so addicted to achievement hunting i made a color-coded note in runescape tracking my aviansies kill count
i was so excited to get 1000 kills, I could finally color the text green and "unlock" my trophy (a green line of text)
i was so excited to get 1000 kills, I could finally color the text green and "unlock" my trophy (a green line of text)
December 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
in middle school i was so addicted to achievement hunting i made a color-coded note in runescape tracking my aviansies kill count
i was so excited to get 1000 kills, I could finally color the text green and "unlock" my trophy (a green line of text)
i was so excited to get 1000 kills, I could finally color the text green and "unlock" my trophy (a green line of text)
im trying a new bit but im not a good anuf writerer
December 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
im trying a new bit but im not a good anuf writerer
"What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
She paused, steeped in thought. Her brow tilted as she looked skyward. Wispy cirrus clouds, vague fleeting memories. Her recollection of the film was favorable, remarking the enthusiasm they both shared for the classic.
"Well that's the one thing we've got"
She paused, steeped in thought. Her brow tilted as she looked skyward. Wispy cirrus clouds, vague fleeting memories. Her recollection of the film was favorable, remarking the enthusiasm they both shared for the classic.
"Well that's the one thing we've got"
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"What about Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
She paused, steeped in thought. Her brow tilted as she looked skyward. Wispy cirrus clouds, vague fleeting memories. Her recollection of the film was favorable, remarking the enthusiasm they both shared for the classic.
"Well that's the one thing we've got"
She paused, steeped in thought. Her brow tilted as she looked skyward. Wispy cirrus clouds, vague fleeting memories. Her recollection of the film was favorable, remarking the enthusiasm they both shared for the classic.
"Well that's the one thing we've got"
i've had this case of wooden pencils for like 15 years and they've warped due to humidity, it's kinda cool
December 26, 2025 at 10:54 AM
i've had this case of wooden pencils for like 15 years and they've warped due to humidity, it's kinda cool
enterprise dev: 1 million downloads? oh yeah that's us
jr dev: ew this library hasnt been updated in 10 years NEXT!!!
sr dev: Why The Fuck Does Left Pad Still Have 1 Million Weekly Downloads
sr dev: Why The Fuck Does Left Pad Still Have 1 Million Weekly Downloads
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
enterprise dev: 1 million downloads? oh yeah that's us
startup idea: instead of putting 900000 configuration files and lockfiles at the root, we sweep it under the rug into a new dir
folder name proposal: `just-a-bunch-of-shit-idk-why-we-have-fucking-2000-config-files-for-every-permutation-of-developer-experience/`
folder name proposal: `just-a-bunch-of-shit-idk-why-we-have-fucking-2000-config-files-for-every-permutation-of-developer-experience/`
December 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
startup idea: instead of putting 900000 configuration files and lockfiles at the root, we sweep it under the rug into a new dir
folder name proposal: `just-a-bunch-of-shit-idk-why-we-have-fucking-2000-config-files-for-every-permutation-of-developer-experience/`
folder name proposal: `just-a-bunch-of-shit-idk-why-we-have-fucking-2000-config-files-for-every-permutation-of-developer-experience/`
talking? whats that?
sorry i only know discourse, takes, and that conversation im not ready for
sorry i only know discourse, takes, and that conversation im not ready for
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
talking? whats that?
sorry i only know discourse, takes, and that conversation im not ready for
sorry i only know discourse, takes, and that conversation im not ready for
nobodys ready for the convo that familymart is F tier worst conbini
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
nobodys ready for the convo that familymart is F tier worst conbini