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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 17d

"The weakest Guilty Gear character is named 'Esset the Suneater', and he's a librarian who is host to a world-ending cosmic entity that manifests through an encyclopedia that he beats people to death with. His super creates a localized big bang within the opponent's brain, flooding their mind with the knowledge of an entire universe. It deals 1/3rd of the opponent's health bar.

The strongest Street Fighter character is named 'Eric Smithereen' and he's some white guy from California who watched a lot of ninja movies to the point he styles himself as a ninja. His most powerful move is Jumping Uppercut With Running Dropkick Followup which leads to a touch of death for the majority of the other cast."

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 20h

every social media site got so many fucking clowns call that shit a digital circus

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 6d

[cowboy brody foxx]

YO MAMA'S SO FAT... This town's big enough for the two of us, but it isn't big enough for one of her!

#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 8d

i woke up with a homer!

i woke up with a bart lisa!

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 9d

Reborn In Another World's Annoying Defense Mission? Get Me Out Of Here!

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 11d

universal century fujoshi wearing a shirt that says "I LOVE CHAR AZNABLE BUT I CONDEMN THE POLITICS OF ZEON AND WILL NEVER SUPPORT THEIR REGIME" that draws a lot of questions that are already answered by the shirt

#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 13d

they have anti homeless benches in idolmaster cinderella girls

#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 14d

thought: video called “this will be american truck sim in real life” and its a full length recording of some 50 something year old man hauling coca cola across the country

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 16d

anybody else love it when a song has this

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 17d

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 17d

white people be like "white people be like" without stopping to realize that in fact they are the white people that be like.

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 17d

coming back from heaven wearing a t-shirt that says "i got raptured and it was chinese"

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 19d

classmate: it's like. you know the shit that happened to ned flanders. they did that to snoop dogg. his only marketable trait was that he was the "smoke weed everyday" guy

[an alien beams down in the middle of the lecture and kills everyone]

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 20d

WHERE IS THE FUCKING POKEMON MAN

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 22d

i don't know what i would do in a world without green paint because i'd have nothing to dip my fries in

#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 23d

vampire who can only play games with xbox 360 and nintendo switch controllers because every other d-pad is cross shaped and it gives him burns

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 23d

mystery science theater 3000 was the beautiful megafauna progenitor to the pathetic domesticated variant known at the "reaction youtuber" that will shrivel into a little ball and die if it isn't given attention or sludge

#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 24d

[first night as a bartender]

someone walks in

me: the usual?

them: who are you

me: i asked if you wanted the usual

[they beat me to death with a stool]

#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 25d

the makers should really consider adding unnecessary sex scenes to my life i think it'd help with reader retention

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KornArt3 GRAAGH @kornart3.bsky.social · 26d

INSIDE EGG DOME CITY

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 26d

started replying to random messages with "will smith just slapped chris rock at the oscars" out of boredom and a desire to get people to react

#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 29d

I FORGOT ABOUT THE ZEON TOYOTA AD

#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · 29d

what if his name was car aznable and instead of piloting a zaku he drove a honda civic

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · Sep 10

this is some shit jerma would say

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · Sep 10

what was "the incident" at this is apple's best feature 97 year old diner serves the old fashioned way like if you agree

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#CHEESEARITOGANG @jillsatelier.bsky.social · Sep 10

hey what the hell does this mean. is anton gonna do 9/11 2 or something