whacktown nightmare
@jillsatelier.bsky.social
22 | she/her batter/batter/batter/batter/swing
you may know me on other platforms as "pinkpuffball81"
unbeatable is my current fixation (play it)
i'm perfect and right about literally everything
you may know me on other platforms as "pinkpuffball81"
unbeatable is my current fixation (play it)
i'm perfect and right about literally everything
Pinned
finished unbeatable. absolutely WONDERFUL game but they call it "unbeatable" despite the fact you can obviously beat it and are in fact rewarded for it so yes i would call that bad game design
last springfield i gave you my bart
but the very next day skinner took him away
this year to save me from burns
i'll give it to someone smithers
but the very next day skinner took him away
this year to save me from burns
i'll give it to someone smithers
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
last springfield i gave you my bart
but the very next day skinner took him away
this year to save me from burns
i'll give it to someone smithers
but the very next day skinner took him away
this year to save me from burns
i'll give it to someone smithers
finished unbeatable. absolutely WONDERFUL game but they call it "unbeatable" despite the fact you can obviously beat it and are in fact rewarded for it so yes i would call that bad game design
December 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
finished unbeatable. absolutely WONDERFUL game but they call it "unbeatable" despite the fact you can obviously beat it and are in fact rewarded for it so yes i would call that bad game design
The Full Metal series is insane cause what order do i read and watch them in? Do I read Full Metal Alchemist before or after Full Metal Jacket? What about Full Metal Panic? Don't even get me started on Full Metal Daemon Muramasa,
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The Full Metal series is insane cause what order do i read and watch them in? Do I read Full Metal Alchemist before or after Full Metal Jacket? What about Full Metal Panic? Don't even get me started on Full Metal Daemon Muramasa,
i was never book smart but i'm not really money smart either and i'm not quite sure if that makes me more or less intelligent
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
i was never book smart but i'm not really money smart either and i'm not quite sure if that makes me more or less intelligent
got injured in bikini bottom and went to the hospital they put my ass in the squid ward
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
got injured in bikini bottom and went to the hospital they put my ass in the squid ward
green person "i'm green"
society "okay"
the guy made out of molasses "haha, woah! watch out, i'm sticky!"
society "okay"
the guy made out of molasses "haha, woah! watch out, i'm sticky!"
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 AM
green person "i'm green"
society "okay"
the guy made out of molasses "haha, woah! watch out, i'm sticky!"
society "okay"
the guy made out of molasses "haha, woah! watch out, i'm sticky!"
AL slop (being trained on the works of others is part of being a parody artist)
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
AL slop (being trained on the works of others is part of being a parody artist)
i'm not sure what about julius caesar warrants the bread being crazy honestly
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
i'm not sure what about julius caesar warrants the bread being crazy honestly
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
NEW SLANG ALERT
"bromunculus"
"bromunculus"
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
NEW SLANG ALERT
"bromunculus"
"bromunculus"
obama if he was a furry "now let me be deer"
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 AM
obama if he was a furry "now let me be deer"
golden retriever on 4chan. call him air chud
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
golden retriever on 4chan. call him air chud
life hack: in most places you can sell berries and insects for pocket change! follow for more Life Hacks
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
life hack: in most places you can sell berries and insects for pocket change! follow for more Life Hacks
Reposted by whacktown nightmare
(gen alpha retirement home bingo hall)
"gerald's birthday was yesterday..."
"it was? how old is he?"
"he just turned sixty-seven..."
(twelve old men in unison, defeated): "six seven..."
"gerald's birthday was yesterday..."
"it was? how old is he?"
"he just turned sixty-seven..."
(twelve old men in unison, defeated): "six seven..."
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
(gen alpha retirement home bingo hall)
"gerald's birthday was yesterday..."
"it was? how old is he?"
"he just turned sixty-seven..."
(twelve old men in unison, defeated): "six seven..."
"gerald's birthday was yesterday..."
"it was? how old is he?"
"he just turned sixty-seven..."
(twelve old men in unison, defeated): "six seven..."
dj khaled if he really liked jojo's bizarre adventure: tell em to bring out the stone ocean
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
dj khaled if he really liked jojo's bizarre adventure: tell em to bring out the stone ocean
seeing northernlion back on isaack is like seeing a man sober free of his crack addiction for years immediately to get a single taste and fall into the pit again
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
seeing northernlion back on isaack is like seeing a man sober free of his crack addiction for years immediately to get a single taste and fall into the pit again
can someone tell me what i'm supposed to do in this situation
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
can someone tell me what i'm supposed to do in this situation
crazy thought of the day what if they made slot machines fun
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
crazy thought of the day what if they made slot machines fun
a tribe called quest if they really wanted to taste things: can i lick it?
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
a tribe called quest if they really wanted to taste things: can i lick it?
thinking about people saying how they "acquire" and "borrow" games as really really thinly veiled euphemisms for pirating them. you think real pirates said they were just borrowing ships and treasure? i didnt think so
October 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
thinking about people saying how they "acquire" and "borrow" games as really really thinly veiled euphemisms for pirating them. you think real pirates said they were just borrowing ships and treasure? i didnt think so
the funniest thing about Modern Backrooms™ is the existence of the Magical Sanity-Restoring Regenerative Almond Water™ because the original post says the area smelled of almonds and all the people who latched onto it now don't know that's what cyanide smells like and assume its purely beneficial
October 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
the funniest thing about Modern Backrooms™ is the existence of the Magical Sanity-Restoring Regenerative Almond Water™ because the original post says the area smelled of almonds and all the people who latched onto it now don't know that's what cyanide smells like and assume its purely beneficial
don't forget to weigh your options (taps my temple knowingly)
October 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
don't forget to weigh your options (taps my temple knowingly)