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@jimboquiz.bsky.social

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Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 1h

my existence is a service and a beautiful lie - Protogent guy (he did not fucking say that)

a cartoon character is wearing a superhero costume and pointing with the word lol written below him .

ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a superhero costume and pointing with the word lol written below him .

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Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 3h

its nice to listen to a video of someone else cry cuz i cant. i used to.

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 7h

No Jimbo

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 12h

the neurons are fighting

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Dec 2

Some bros in an SUV ride by and shout at a passer-by "your fucking gay, man" and "GAAAAAY." As they speed off into the distance, the accosted man waves to them, crying tears of joy. He says "thank you boys, you've helped me come to terms with my sexuality!" The SUV bros review a list that says "closeted list: Jim Weeks, Lenny Salt, Ed Mount." One asks "OK, who's next on the list?" They drive past another pedestrian and shout "You're Trans!" and "Admit you're Trans, idiot!"

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Apr 17

Sailor Moon smokes a cig and angrily complaints to Sailor Mercury "I'm burnt out, man. I'm fighting evil by moonlight... I'm winning love by daylight. I'm on no sleep! Something's gotta give!"

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Mar 12

A single celled organism watches another single-celled organism divide on a computer screen. It says "my porn addiction is out of control."

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · Apr 16

A grieving man says "thanks for coming to the viewing" Another man says "of course Tom, I'm so sorry for your loss. It's nice to see that the mortician posed Jeff per his final wishes. We see Jeff's body in the Family Guy death pose. Tom remarks "yeah, Jeff sure loved Family Guy."

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/VMJPOKc-lwI

Oh Hayley, does [Jimbo Carmichael Quiz] sound like a real person to you? Grow up, it's me.

American Dad - Everyone Knows It’s Roger (Compilation)

YouTube video by EdM240B

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 1d

Library smells terrible rn

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 1d

Today is a good day to be a Jimbo

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 2d

I did it!

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 2d

somebody else can have the hellajeff @ now. its jimboquiz time

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 2d

I got a lit lesson plan due midnight i gotta stop laughing about Jimbo Quiz

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 2d

x.com/GimmickSlop/... Love the name Jimbo Quiz. Id go to the dmv to be Jimbo Quiz. Jimbo Quiz is from a suspended account so they will never know my appreciation for Jimbo Quiz.

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 2d

at the wedding I would prefer to be the one in the suit and she be in the dress

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 2d

I want to run around a big field to this with my partner one day and we will have so much fun. and then the same music for the first dance at our wedding. and again in the same field with adopted toddlers who are just starting to run and having so much fun with their new legs

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 2d

Love dreaming of my old Cali house. Don't like waking up after. Booo no trees here.

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ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com · 2d

A randomly generated meme

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 2d

did someone sign me up for 7-11 or is it a spam text

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 2d

youtu.be/JgSc53D-VPc

22- Define Dancing (Wall E)

YouTube video by filmfreak14

Callisto @jimboquiz.bsky.social · 3d

ehrever i got this screenshot from it makes him more a complex character

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · Jul 7

Ass EVOLUTION 2. 0

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · Jul 23

Survival

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · Jul 25

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