sometimes you just gotta live for cheap thrills. in this case i'm gaslighting my coworker into thinking he killed my office plant after spraying it with a pesticide. i repotted it then brought the original pot back in with some dirt and a twig shoved in it
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
sometimes you just gotta live for cheap thrills. in this case i'm gaslighting my coworker into thinking he killed my office plant after spraying it with a pesticide. i repotted it then brought the original pot back in with some dirt and a twig shoved in it
had a cookie, beef jerky, and black coffee for breakfast and wondering why my tummy hurts
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
had a cookie, beef jerky, and black coffee for breakfast and wondering why my tummy hurts
we had an xmas gift exchange at work and i walked away with this SICK AS HELL fish cooler!!!! the rush of it all has given me too much adrenaline. i'm crashing as i type
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
we had an xmas gift exchange at work and i walked away with this SICK AS HELL fish cooler!!!! the rush of it all has given me too much adrenaline. i'm crashing as i type
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bilmuri tour announcement... no florida dates..
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December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
bilmuri tour announcement... no florida dates..
it really is kinda crazy they decided to give drillers nasa training instead of just teaching astronauts how to drill. but i guess there probably wouldn't have been much of a movie there
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
it really is kinda crazy they decided to give drillers nasa training instead of just teaching astronauts how to drill. but i guess there probably wouldn't have been much of a movie there
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spotify wrapped more like spotify crapped!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
spotify wrapped more like spotify crapped!!!!
we watched twilight last night and istg the rainstick deleted scene felt like a hallucination
youtu.be/SLaCqoJiu3k?...
youtu.be/SLaCqoJiu3k?...
Twlight- deleted scene!!!
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December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
we watched twilight last night and istg the rainstick deleted scene felt like a hallucination
youtu.be/SLaCqoJiu3k?...
youtu.be/SLaCqoJiu3k?...
absolutely living for the snow flurries
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
absolutely living for the snow flurries
okay bitch. im gonna learn how to do my eyeliner
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
okay bitch. im gonna learn how to do my eyeliner
I'm usually pretty on the ball but the last couple months have been a series of fuck its... which admittedly has been fun, until today, when I packed mere hours before my flight, forgot face masks & hand sanny, and accidentally brought a 3.5 ounce jar of vitamin e oil which I had to abandon at TSA
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm usually pretty on the ball but the last couple months have been a series of fuck its... which admittedly has been fun, until today, when I packed mere hours before my flight, forgot face masks & hand sanny, and accidentally brought a 3.5 ounce jar of vitamin e oil which I had to abandon at TSA
people just don't lean with it rock with it anymore. people just aren't pop lock and dropping it like they used to
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
people just don't lean with it rock with it anymore. people just aren't pop lock and dropping it like they used to
if i'm shitting in a public toilet and you are at the sink washing your hands at a glacial speed, picking at your teeth, patting the counter dry, fixing your hair, etc, i will beat you with a hammer. you are holding me and my shit hostage.
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
if i'm shitting in a public toilet and you are at the sink washing your hands at a glacial speed, picking at your teeth, patting the counter dry, fixing your hair, etc, i will beat you with a hammer. you are holding me and my shit hostage.
who sings that song about an ant swallowing a wood chip? beck??
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
who sings that song about an ant swallowing a wood chip? beck??
whoops almost had a panic attack during the pressure test at the eye doctor 🤪
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
whoops almost had a panic attack during the pressure test at the eye doctor 🤪
these days i'm often thanking myself for not having kids after i buy something ridiculously fun
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
these days i'm often thanking myself for not having kids after i buy something ridiculously fun
plotting and scheming rn
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
plotting and scheming rn
not the beautiful waitress coming by with the check and saying "You want me to take you right here?" and grabbing the card I already had out
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November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
not the beautiful waitress coming by with the check and saying "You want me to take you right here?" and grabbing the card I already had out
genuinely in my feelings that i couldn't get tickets to hayley williams after trying for two hours (one device for separate presales that opened at different times - no smarmy shit)
i even got into a sale but every seat i selected wasn't available and i tried for 20 minutes
😢😢
i even got into a sale but every seat i selected wasn't available and i tried for 20 minutes
😢😢
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
genuinely in my feelings that i couldn't get tickets to hayley williams after trying for two hours (one device for separate presales that opened at different times - no smarmy shit)
i even got into a sale but every seat i selected wasn't available and i tried for 20 minutes
😢😢
i even got into a sale but every seat i selected wasn't available and i tried for 20 minutes
😢😢
just got my tickets to JVB. god i'm so fucking excited.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
just got my tickets to JVB. god i'm so fucking excited.
I have a coworker who is Very Italian and gave me a lecture on why you shouldn't buy cheese that's been aged less than 24 months. He almost had an aneurysm when I brought in vegan parmesan
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I have a coworker who is Very Italian and gave me a lecture on why you shouldn't buy cheese that's been aged less than 24 months. He almost had an aneurysm when I brought in vegan parmesan
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Your windshields should be absolutely covered in a sticky mess of bug splats/insect carcasses every time you drive across open country forcing you to stop periodically at gas stations to use their wet squeegees to try and clean up your view of the road at night
Thinking a lot about how poorly our brains recognize long term subtle changes, like climate change or biodiversity loss. We've lost something like 1 out of every 4 individual birds in the US since 1970, more for some species.
There should be at least 25% more birds around you right now.
There should be at least 25% more birds around you right now.
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Your windshields should be absolutely covered in a sticky mess of bug splats/insect carcasses every time you drive across open country forcing you to stop periodically at gas stations to use their wet squeegees to try and clean up your view of the road at night
not to brag but i just cleared about 3,000 junk emails
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
not to brag but i just cleared about 3,000 junk emails