Screaming Mad Jim Pissin
@jimpissin.bsky.social
Serving Jesus Christ
every day of my life
Took an oath with the OKCPD when I was
25
every day of my life
Took an oath with the OKCPD when I was
25
Pinned
By the order of Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV of House Corrino, Jim Pissin will take control of Arrakis and serve as its steward
I’m a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah
I don’t wanna do your dirty work no more
I don’t wanna do your dirty work no more
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah
I don’t wanna do your dirty work no more
I don’t wanna do your dirty work no more
The comforting purple/yellow color scheme of Tubi
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The comforting purple/yellow color scheme of Tubi
Poop stats since August
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Poop stats since August
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not liking vinegar is a sign of a weak disposition
November 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
not liking vinegar is a sign of a weak disposition
I need to be beaten to death with a wrench
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I need to be beaten to death with a wrench
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don’t forget to leave a plate of taconite ore pellets out tonight for the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
don’t forget to leave a plate of taconite ore pellets out tonight for the Edmund Fitzgerald
She would’ve made whitefish bay if she put 15 more miles behind her
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
She would’ve made whitefish bay if she put 15 more miles behind her
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it'd be funny if your dick had a little butt behind the balls
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 AM
it'd be funny if your dick had a little butt behind the balls
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Concept: woman with large breasts
October 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Concept: woman with large breasts
I’m starting a band called Lincoln Park
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’m starting a band called Lincoln Park
Of course a DJ would use AI to promote their shows, DJs basically don’t have any artistic talent and contribute nothing of value to society
October 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Of course a DJ would use AI to promote their shows, DJs basically don’t have any artistic talent and contribute nothing of value to society
I’m feeling a lot of despair recently. And it’s my birthday weekend, great combo
October 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I’m feeling a lot of despair recently. And it’s my birthday weekend, great combo
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"that cum you like is coming back in style"
October 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"that cum you like is coming back in style"
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trying to price out parts and labor for my own golden sarcophagus
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
trying to price out parts and labor for my own golden sarcophagus
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my piss is clear and so is my purpose
October 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
my piss is clear and so is my purpose
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
bsky.app/profile/did:...
my piss is clear and so is my purpose
October 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
my piss is clear and so is my purpose
the barmaids know my name, I've had them all before
October 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the barmaids know my name, I've had them all before
the agony of trying to protect my hearing and also trying to listen to more harsh noise
October 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
the agony of trying to protect my hearing and also trying to listen to more harsh noise
Sleep Token fans: omg I love metal
Every Sleep token riff: 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-
Every Sleep token riff: 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-
October 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sleep Token fans: omg I love metal
Every Sleep token riff: 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-
Every Sleep token riff: 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-
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The best porn names are just regular lady names: Janice Griffith, Angela White, Lauren Phillips.
The worse porn names are weird puns - for example 'Gal Ritchie'. Like Guy Ritchie, the director, but a gal. Who is that for? Were you inspired by watching The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare?
The worse porn names are weird puns - for example 'Gal Ritchie'. Like Guy Ritchie, the director, but a gal. Who is that for? Were you inspired by watching The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare?
October 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The best porn names are just regular lady names: Janice Griffith, Angela White, Lauren Phillips.
The worse porn names are weird puns - for example 'Gal Ritchie'. Like Guy Ritchie, the director, but a gal. Who is that for? Were you inspired by watching The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare?
The worse porn names are weird puns - for example 'Gal Ritchie'. Like Guy Ritchie, the director, but a gal. Who is that for? Were you inspired by watching The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare?