Mayor of Simpleton
@jimwritenow.bsky.social
pretend playwright
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This vintage Citroën Dyane with a rolled-back canvas roof is my dream car on my favorite color 😍🧡
Charmante fransoos 🇫🇷 in Spanje 🇪🇸, met de keur van Holland 🇳🇱.
Blijft leuk zo’n Citroën Dyane🚗✨
#Oldtimer #FranseCharme #SpaanseZon #Oranje #Citroën
Blijft leuk zo’n Citroën Dyane🚗✨
#Oldtimer #FranseCharme #SpaanseZon #Oranje #Citroën
February 14, 2026 at 1:14 PM
This vintage Citroën Dyane with a rolled-back canvas roof is my dream car on my favorite color 😍🧡
Here’s a stupid idea.
A reboot of Friends, but the characters are played by Bratpack actors as they are today, i.e., old.
Molly Ringwald as Rachael, Allie Sheedy as Phoebe, Demi Moore as Monica, Judd Nelson as Ross, Emilio Estevez as Joey, Rob Lowe as Chandler.
It would be called Old Friends!
A reboot of Friends, but the characters are played by Bratpack actors as they are today, i.e., old.
Molly Ringwald as Rachael, Allie Sheedy as Phoebe, Demi Moore as Monica, Judd Nelson as Ross, Emilio Estevez as Joey, Rob Lowe as Chandler.
It would be called Old Friends!
February 12, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Here’s a stupid idea.
A reboot of Friends, but the characters are played by Bratpack actors as they are today, i.e., old.
Molly Ringwald as Rachael, Allie Sheedy as Phoebe, Demi Moore as Monica, Judd Nelson as Ross, Emilio Estevez as Joey, Rob Lowe as Chandler.
It would be called Old Friends!
A reboot of Friends, but the characters are played by Bratpack actors as they are today, i.e., old.
Molly Ringwald as Rachael, Allie Sheedy as Phoebe, Demi Moore as Monica, Judd Nelson as Ross, Emilio Estevez as Joey, Rob Lowe as Chandler.
It would be called Old Friends!
February 12, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG:
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Throwback to Pam Bondi’s campaign ad for Florida AG:
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
“I’ll fight to put human trafficking monsters where they belong. Behind bars.”
The ad aged. The internet remembers.
You go, Congresswoman Crockett!
Pam Bondi has been a complete and total failure at her job. The Epstein survivors showed more courage just by being in that room than she did under oath. She refused to answer questions and chose complicity.
America deserves better.
America deserves better.
February 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
You go, Congresswoman Crockett!
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Impeach, arrest, and prosecute them all. Anything less is being complicit.
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Impeach, arrest, and prosecute them all. Anything less is being complicit.
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BREAKING: Pam Bondi appears to have just committed a federal crime by lying under oath.
Ted lieu just caught her in a lie and called for her resignation live on TV.
Ted lieu just caught her in a lie and called for her resignation live on TV.
February 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
BREAKING: Pam Bondi appears to have just committed a federal crime by lying under oath.
Ted lieu just caught her in a lie and called for her resignation live on TV.
Ted lieu just caught her in a lie and called for her resignation live on TV.
On his 2001 song “Cool, Daddy Cool,” Kid Rock “sings,”
“Young ladies, young ladies, / I like ’em underage, see / Some say that’s statutory / But I say it’s mandatory.”
Kid Rock is on the Epstein list
“Young ladies, young ladies, / I like ’em underage, see / Some say that’s statutory / But I say it’s mandatory.”
Kid Rock is on the Epstein list
As one part of the culture team was busy with amazing BTS from Bad Bunny's Super Bowl performance, @wired.com's newest staff writer @milesklee.bsky.social was forced to do this www.wired.com/story/turnin...
Turning Point USA’s Halftime Show Was Exactly What You’d Expect
“The All-American Halftime Show,” born out of outrage over Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance, fell short of the hype. From Kid Rock’s poor lip synching to Erika Kirk being MIA, it was simply dull.
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February 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
On his 2001 song “Cool, Daddy Cool,” Kid Rock “sings,”
“Young ladies, young ladies, / I like ’em underage, see / Some say that’s statutory / But I say it’s mandatory.”
Kid Rock is on the Epstein list
“Young ladies, young ladies, / I like ’em underage, see / Some say that’s statutory / But I say it’s mandatory.”
Kid Rock is on the Epstein list
My favorite course to run takes me through this old cemetery, which offers the perfect perspective on running, life, and death. 🏃🪦💀 #running #runchat #runclub #oldcemeteries #oldrunners
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
My favorite course to run takes me through this old cemetery, which offers the perfect perspective on running, life, and death. 🏃🪦💀 #running #runchat #runclub #oldcemeteries #oldrunners
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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‼️ Epstein survivors releasing
ad #SuperBowl Sunday 🏈
making it clear, they will
👉🏽 not be silenced 💯 #BelieveSurvivors 👇🏽
🔴 #ReleaseEpsteinFiles ✊🏽✊🏻
ad #SuperBowl Sunday 🏈
making it clear, they will
👉🏽 not be silenced 💯 #BelieveSurvivors 👇🏽
🔴 #ReleaseEpsteinFiles ✊🏽✊🏻
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
‼️ Epstein survivors releasing
ad #SuperBowl Sunday 🏈
making it clear, they will
👉🏽 not be silenced 💯 #BelieveSurvivors 👇🏽
🔴 #ReleaseEpsteinFiles ✊🏽✊🏻
ad #SuperBowl Sunday 🏈
making it clear, they will
👉🏽 not be silenced 💯 #BelieveSurvivors 👇🏽
🔴 #ReleaseEpsteinFiles ✊🏽✊🏻
JC for POTUS
Jasmine Crockett: “Most of us already know who Trump is — we already know there are no bounds to how low he’s willing to go. We know that he has no moral compass. We know that he is a disgrace — when will Republicans in Congress condemn his behavior — your silence is complicity & it is very loud”
February 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
JC for POTUS
I love this song and miss this band so much! I still have this album on vinyl. Enjoy your Saturday!
#musicsky #thereivers #zeitgeist #80smusic #indiebands #collegeradio #ifeelold
youtube.com/watch?v=tXua...
#musicsky #thereivers #zeitgeist #80smusic #indiebands #collegeradio #ifeelold
youtube.com/watch?v=tXua...
Saturday
YouTube video by The Reivers - Topic
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February 7, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I love this song and miss this band so much! I still have this album on vinyl. Enjoy your Saturday!
#musicsky #thereivers #zeitgeist #80smusic #indiebands #collegeradio #ifeelold
youtube.com/watch?v=tXua...
#musicsky #thereivers #zeitgeist #80smusic #indiebands #collegeradio #ifeelold
youtube.com/watch?v=tXua...
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Your Black History Moment
Not in The Epstein Files.
Not in The Epstein Files.
February 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Your Black History Moment
Not in The Epstein Files.
Not in The Epstein Files.
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The man who told reporters it’s time to move on from the Epstein files won’t shut up about the 2020 election.
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The man who told reporters it’s time to move on from the Epstein files won’t shut up about the 2020 election.
“Girl With Cigarette” 1925, by Agnes Goodsir (1864-1939), shows her lover, Rachel Dunn (aka Cherry).
Sadly, after Goodsir’s death in Paris in 1939, her works were largely forgotten.
getdailyart.com/en/22594/agn...
#artsky
Sadly, after Goodsir’s death in Paris in 1939, her works were largely forgotten.
getdailyart.com/en/22594/agn...
#artsky
Girl With Cigarette by Agnes Goodsir via DailyArt mobile app
A really good portrait tells you as much about the artist as it does about the subject. In Girl With Cigarette, 1925, painter Agnes Goodsir (1864-1939) gives us a glimpse into her artistic life.
The p
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February 7, 2026 at 12:38 PM
“Girl With Cigarette” 1925, by Agnes Goodsir (1864-1939), shows her lover, Rachel Dunn (aka Cherry).
Sadly, after Goodsir’s death in Paris in 1939, her works were largely forgotten.
getdailyart.com/en/22594/agn...
#artsky
Sadly, after Goodsir’s death in Paris in 1939, her works were largely forgotten.
getdailyart.com/en/22594/agn...
#artsky
I’m gonna go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes
#musicsky #thedoors #freeformfriday
youtube.com/watch?v=qI8l...
#musicsky #thedoors #freeformfriday
youtube.com/watch?v=qI8l...
THE DOORS - Maggie M'Gill
YouTube video by Milady Cynthia
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February 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I’m gonna go out and buy a brand new pair of shoes
#musicsky #thedoors #freeformfriday
youtube.com/watch?v=qI8l...
#musicsky #thedoors #freeformfriday
youtube.com/watch?v=qI8l...
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I hope lawyers, secretaries of state, and state attorneys general are preparing for what’s coming.
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I hope lawyers, secretaries of state, and state attorneys general are preparing for what’s coming.
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♥️‼️ Evolve with UNITY ‼️♥️
We ♥️ Minnesota 👇🏽👇🏻✊🏽🌎✊🏻
We ♥️ Minnesota 👇🏽👇🏻✊🏽🌎✊🏻
February 5, 2026 at 12:57 PM
♥️‼️ Evolve with UNITY ‼️♥️
We ♥️ Minnesota 👇🏽👇🏻✊🏽🌎✊🏻
We ♥️ Minnesota 👇🏽👇🏻✊🏽🌎✊🏻
I expect nothing less from this depraved conman.
This reminds me of an interview years ago when he was asked to name his favorite Bible verse,and of course he couldnt & refused to do so multiple times. I’m not a regular churchgoer and even I can name at least a half a dozen Bible verses.
This reminds me of an interview years ago when he was asked to name his favorite Bible verse,and of course he couldnt & refused to do so multiple times. I’m not a regular churchgoer and even I can name at least a half a dozen Bible verses.
Trump mocks the idea of praying during a meal at the National Prayer Breakfast:
“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
“Mike Johnson is a very religious person... He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray?’ I say, ‘Excuse me?’ You know, we’re having lunch.”
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I expect nothing less from this depraved conman.
This reminds me of an interview years ago when he was asked to name his favorite Bible verse,and of course he couldnt & refused to do so multiple times. I’m not a regular churchgoer and even I can name at least a half a dozen Bible verses.
This reminds me of an interview years ago when he was asked to name his favorite Bible verse,and of course he couldnt & refused to do so multiple times. I’m not a regular churchgoer and even I can name at least a half a dozen Bible verses.
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Heads are going to explode 💥
Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
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Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3
February 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Heads are going to explode 💥
Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3
Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third.
All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit.
1/3
