Jingles McGarritree 🎄
@jinjamcg.bsky.social
Drinker of Tea, Talker of rubbish, Quoter of Izzard and Bailey. Feeder fan. She/Her
Argh shit.
I forgot about our World Soil Day Workshop.
I was actually quite to understand what the heck that was going to entail.
I forgot about our World Soil Day Workshop.
I was actually quite to understand what the heck that was going to entail.
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Argh shit.
I forgot about our World Soil Day Workshop.
I was actually quite to understand what the heck that was going to entail.
I forgot about our World Soil Day Workshop.
I was actually quite to understand what the heck that was going to entail.
Another fun day in IT land I see…
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Another fun day in IT land I see…
I know they are just trying to protect me, but you’d think Barclays would chill on the IS THIS A SCAM pop ups when I’m sending £25 to someone with the same surname as me.
Have you phoned them to make sure it is them? Y/N
Well, no. Because it’s my mom.
Have you phoned them to make sure it is them? Y/N
Well, no. Because it’s my mom.
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I know they are just trying to protect me, but you’d think Barclays would chill on the IS THIS A SCAM pop ups when I’m sending £25 to someone with the same surname as me.
Have you phoned them to make sure it is them? Y/N
Well, no. Because it’s my mom.
Have you phoned them to make sure it is them? Y/N
Well, no. Because it’s my mom.
I AM VERY CONFUSED. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! NO, I WONT STOP SHOUTING
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I AM VERY CONFUSED. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! NO, I WONT STOP SHOUTING
I guess bingeing the podcast from the start probably helped here… @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I guess bingeing the podcast from the start probably helped here… @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social
This shouldn’t have been that exciting.
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This shouldn’t have been that exciting.
Face ID didn’t work because I was still pulling a ‘HOW MUCH?!’ When I got round to the PayPal log in… but. Success was had.
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Face ID didn’t work because I was still pulling a ‘HOW MUCH?!’ When I got round to the PayPal log in… but. Success was had.
Yeah that checks out.
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Yeah that checks out.
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Please. My horse. It is very unstrangled.
Yesterday I updated my first (and very silly) choose your own adventure game "i will strangle a horse"!
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Please. My horse. It is very unstrangled.
Just had an advent calendar gifted to me.
Thankfully it was pointed out that it’s not a chocolate advent calendar because I don’t need any chocolate!
So anyway that’ll be questioning any item of food I even look at for the next few days.
👍
Thankfully it was pointed out that it’s not a chocolate advent calendar because I don’t need any chocolate!
So anyway that’ll be questioning any item of food I even look at for the next few days.
👍
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Just had an advent calendar gifted to me.
Thankfully it was pointed out that it’s not a chocolate advent calendar because I don’t need any chocolate!
So anyway that’ll be questioning any item of food I even look at for the next few days.
👍
Thankfully it was pointed out that it’s not a chocolate advent calendar because I don’t need any chocolate!
So anyway that’ll be questioning any item of food I even look at for the next few days.
👍
Every time I have written the date today I keep wondering why I feel like I’ve forgotten something.
It’s my ex’s birthday. We separated 5(?) years ago.
Please leave my brain.
Give me some other 2nd December things I can replace the memory with please.
It’s my ex’s birthday. We separated 5(?) years ago.
Please leave my brain.
Give me some other 2nd December things I can replace the memory with please.
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Every time I have written the date today I keep wondering why I feel like I’ve forgotten something.
It’s my ex’s birthday. We separated 5(?) years ago.
Please leave my brain.
Give me some other 2nd December things I can replace the memory with please.
It’s my ex’s birthday. We separated 5(?) years ago.
Please leave my brain.
Give me some other 2nd December things I can replace the memory with please.
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Do I know any singers who might have some advice for the teen?
They’re doing a panto. They’re singing their heart out every day for two weeks - sometimes twice a day - and they have a cold / constant cough.
I’ve got a steamer, a humidifier, strepsils.
Is there anything else they can do?
They’re doing a panto. They’re singing their heart out every day for two weeks - sometimes twice a day - and they have a cold / constant cough.
I’ve got a steamer, a humidifier, strepsils.
Is there anything else they can do?
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Do I know any singers who might have some advice for the teen?
They’re doing a panto. They’re singing their heart out every day for two weeks - sometimes twice a day - and they have a cold / constant cough.
I’ve got a steamer, a humidifier, strepsils.
Is there anything else they can do?
They’re doing a panto. They’re singing their heart out every day for two weeks - sometimes twice a day - and they have a cold / constant cough.
I’ve got a steamer, a humidifier, strepsils.
Is there anything else they can do?
Stupid no preview.
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Stupid no preview.
I have been asked if I can section someone.
This is not an episode of Peep Show my friend.
This is not an episode of Peep Show my friend.
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I have been asked if I can section someone.
This is not an episode of Peep Show my friend.
This is not an episode of Peep Show my friend.
If you order it now you have 3 weeks to forget to pick it up!
That’s me. I ordered my heart meds yday even I have 3 weeks left because it will take me at least two weeks to get round to going and picking them up.
That’s me. I ordered my heart meds yday even I have 3 weeks left because it will take me at least two weeks to get round to going and picking them up.
PSA
don't forget to make sure you have enough medication to get through the holidays, just checked mine on a whim and if i hadn't by the time i'd have run out i'd be on sertraline withdrawal over christmas
don't forget to make sure you have enough medication to get through the holidays, just checked mine on a whim and if i hadn't by the time i'd have run out i'd be on sertraline withdrawal over christmas
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If you order it now you have 3 weeks to forget to pick it up!
That’s me. I ordered my heart meds yday even I have 3 weeks left because it will take me at least two weeks to get round to going and picking them up.
That’s me. I ordered my heart meds yday even I have 3 weeks left because it will take me at least two weeks to get round to going and picking them up.
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IT IS TIME
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
IT IS TIME
I’m going to need to stop seeing that Dogs Trust advert 😭
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m going to need to stop seeing that Dogs Trust advert 😭
Ah yes and then Bonjamin tried to claim he’d caught us all out by playing it in his IG story…
It does not count if the song is in captivity.
@benpartridge.bsky.social
It does not count if the song is in captivity.
@benpartridge.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ah yes and then Bonjamin tried to claim he’d caught us all out by playing it in his IG story…
It does not count if the song is in captivity.
@benpartridge.bsky.social
It does not count if the song is in captivity.
@benpartridge.bsky.social
🤞 I can get Jimmy Eat World tickets.
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
🤞 I can get Jimmy Eat World tickets.
Oh hey you’re back early?
Rage bait is ragebait
What…
Rage bait is ragebait 🔫
Rage bait is ragebait
What…
Rage bait is ragebait 🔫
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Oh hey you’re back early?
Rage bait is ragebait
What…
Rage bait is ragebait 🔫
Rage bait is ragebait
What…
Rage bait is ragebait 🔫
Window cleaner is here. Cue my regular mini heart attack when the brush appears at the window.
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Window cleaner is here. Cue my regular mini heart attack when the brush appears at the window.
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Happy Elf Is Terrible Day to all who celebrate. garybainbridge.com/2014/12/01/w...
Why You Are Wrong To Like The Film ‘Elf’
There’s been some kerfuffle in Britain this year (2014) about Channel 4 losing the rights to show Elf and some genuine upset that this great Christmas film won’t bring the nation togeth…
garybainbridge.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Happy Elf Is Terrible Day to all who celebrate. garybainbridge.com/2014/12/01/w...
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For anyone who like to be prepared, tomorrow's #SundayPix theme will be "Beloved Critters"
The hashtag #SundayPixBelovedCritters
Be welcome to interpret theme in any way you wish
We looking forward to your pictures and hopes you do enjoy
🐾🌿
(If some SundayPixies could repost this we be glad)
The hashtag #SundayPixBelovedCritters
Be welcome to interpret theme in any way you wish
We looking forward to your pictures and hopes you do enjoy
🐾🌿
(If some SundayPixies could repost this we be glad)
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
For anyone who like to be prepared, tomorrow's #SundayPix theme will be "Beloved Critters"
The hashtag #SundayPixBelovedCritters
Be welcome to interpret theme in any way you wish
We looking forward to your pictures and hopes you do enjoy
🐾🌿
(If some SundayPixies could repost this we be glad)
The hashtag #SundayPixBelovedCritters
Be welcome to interpret theme in any way you wish
We looking forward to your pictures and hopes you do enjoy
🐾🌿
(If some SundayPixies could repost this we be glad)