Jess
@jmrovka.bsky.social
Mostly soccer with a chance of theater or music.
I love Dayne, but his long kicks to no one after eating time are not the way to get a last minute goal
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I love Dayne, but his long kicks to no one after eating time are not the way to get a last minute goal
"That's a filthy nutmeg." Apple MLS commentary team or a white girl in a Starbucks in Fall.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"That's a filthy nutmeg." Apple MLS commentary team or a white girl in a Starbucks in Fall.
Need to hang a sign in the MNUFC locker room that says "Pass With Purpose"
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Need to hang a sign in the MNUFC locker room that says "Pass With Purpose"
It's never too early to sub out Yeboah.
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It's never too early to sub out Yeboah.
As a theater major, my mind cannot comprehend how Godot's name is pronounced for San Diego.
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
As a theater major, my mind cannot comprehend how Godot's name is pronounced for San Diego.
Singing a little song to my roommate about how the Loons shouldn't keep clearing the ball to the middle of the field in the hopes that it catches on as folk lore and enters the collective Minnesota consciousness.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Singing a little song to my roommate about how the Loons shouldn't keep clearing the ball to the middle of the field in the hopes that it catches on as folk lore and enters the collective Minnesota consciousness.
The haze from the pyro is like an Anti-Mexico filter.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The haze from the pyro is like an Anti-Mexico filter.
I have taken an hour long nap and it's still over an hour till kickoff.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I have taken an hour long nap and it's still over an hour till kickoff.
I am already too tired for soccer tonight.
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I am already too tired for soccer tonight.
All hail our true national bird. 🫡
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
All hail our true national bird. 🫡
Really unlucky for Philly to have both a terrible header and an abysmal scissor kick in the span of 5 seconds.
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Really unlucky for Philly to have both a terrible header and an abysmal scissor kick in the span of 5 seconds.
*commentators voice* real end to end stuff in Philly
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
*commentators voice* real end to end stuff in Philly
Been catching up on a Call of Cthulhu Masks of Nyarlothotep playthrough this morning but now it's lighthearted DnD time with friends. Tonal whiplash incoming.
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Been catching up on a Call of Cthulhu Masks of Nyarlothotep playthrough this morning but now it's lighthearted DnD time with friends. Tonal whiplash incoming.
There's like 20 of these cans scattered across the street near my house and I'm pretty sure some poor construction worker is gonna get in so much trouble for not securing their truck properly.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There's like 20 of these cans scattered across the street near my house and I'm pretty sure some poor construction worker is gonna get in so much trouble for not securing their truck properly.
Mac and Szobo having good games, Gakpo getting in good positions, Mo having some sparks. Still plenty of time in this (she says forcing optimism)
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Mac and Szobo having good games, Gakpo getting in good positions, Mo having some sparks. Still plenty of time in this (she says forcing optimism)
What's the opposite of buying a shirt for a player? I would like to do that for Kerkez.
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What's the opposite of buying a shirt for a player? I would like to do that for Kerkez.
I'm glad Forest could get their away kits from old thrown out Tottenham kits. Support recycling.
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm glad Forest could get their away kits from old thrown out Tottenham kits. Support recycling.
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
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such great branding
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
such great branding
"The day Vance's milky teats graced your timeline was the most important day of your life. But for me it was Tuesday." M. Bison if he was in our terrible timeline.
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
"The day Vance's milky teats graced your timeline was the most important day of your life. But for me it was Tuesday." M. Bison if he was in our terrible timeline.
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
I'm over the online DM Wars discourse. We could be using that energy instead to be evangelists for Noura Ibrahim and Ross Bryant and their beautiful RP skills.
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm over the online DM Wars discourse. We could be using that energy instead to be evangelists for Noura Ibrahim and Ross Bryant and their beautiful RP skills.
If anyone is looking for somewhere to donate for the season, Arts Nest and The Cowles Center could use some help with costs for their reopening next year to bring dance back to downtown MPLS.
www.givemn.org/event/cowles...
www.givemn.org/event/cowles...
Help Us Light Up the Cowles Center! on GiveMN
The Cowles Center closed in 2024, and stands at a crossroads for 2026. Help Arts' Nest bring this amazing stage and civic resource back to life!
www.givemn.org
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If anyone is looking for somewhere to donate for the season, Arts Nest and The Cowles Center could use some help with costs for their reopening next year to bring dance back to downtown MPLS.
www.givemn.org/event/cowles...
www.givemn.org/event/cowles...