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Sarky polyglot (🇫🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇸🇪 🇩🇪 🇪🇪 🇷🇺 🇪🇸) cinephile baking enthusiast with a vivid imagination and a sweet tooth. 🇫🇮
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🧂 I get that everything needs to be healthier these days but the ONLY reason I even buy potato crisps or salted peanuts in the first place is the SALTYNESS. So if they don't even taste salty, what's the point of buying them at all? 😐
February 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Eihän tässä lätkäviihteenä ollut mitään järkeä kun tasoero oli tasoa isät vs. pojat, mutta eipä varmaan tartte enää huomisen matsien tuloksia jännittää...? 🤨 #Leijonat 🦁 #FINITA 🇫🇮🏒🇮🇹 #Olympialaiset #MilanoCortina2026
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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✈️ Released #OnThisDay 40 years ago. Definitely one of the better Chuck Norris films which admittedly isn't much if we're being honest. 🤫 But IF you're just looking for a straightforward jingoistic ol' skool action thriller then #TheDeltaForce will undoubtedly entertain you enough. 📽️🎞️
Poster for the action thriller 'The Delta Force' (1986). Directed by Menahem Golan. Starring Chuck Norris, Lee Marvin, Robert Forster, Martin Balsam, Joey Bishop, Hanna Schygulla, George Kennedy, Steve James, Robert Vaughn, Shelley Winters, Lainie Kazan, Bo Svensson and Susan Strasberg. On top of the poster the tagline "The Siege...The Ordeal...The Rescue..." in red letters. Below the tagline the names of the film's two main stars Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin in green. On the poster an illustration of the aforementioned two. On the left a bearded brown haired middle-aged man (Chuck Norris as Maj. Scott McCoy) and on the right an older white haired man (Lee Marvin as Col. Nick Alexander). Both are wearing black uniforms with rolled up white rope around their shoulder. The younger man is firing an Uzi submachine gun and the older who's also wearing a black beanie is firing a bazooka. There are flying helicopters in the background on both sides of the men. Below them an illustration of a passenger airplane landing, a Delta Force unit on motorcycles, dune buggies and jeeps on the left and a group of soldiers dressed in black storming a beach with an exploding building in the background. Below the illustrations a row of pictures showing the supporting cast. Frame from the action thriller 'The Delta Force' (1986). A moustached black haired man (Robert Forster as Abdul Rafai) wearing a white suit and a tie and a red collared shirt (on the left) is threatening a blonde female flight attendant (Hanna Schygulla as Ingrid Harding) wearing a white collared shirt, a red tie and a striped apron (on the right) with a pistol he's holding in his right hand. They're both standing on the outside of the flight deck's door. Frame from the action thriller 'The Delta Force' (1986). Four American Delta Force special forces soldiers dressed in black uniforms are standing inside a stripped airplane hull. From left to right an older white haired man (Lee Marvin as Col. Nick Alexander), a bearded brown haired middle-aged man (Chuck Norris as Maj. Scott McCoy), a moustached African American man (Steve James as Bobby Lee) and a younger man (William Wallace as Pete Peterson) wearing also a black beanie. The latter three are holding silenced Uzi submachine guns.
February 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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💌 Hyvää #ystävänpäivä:ä! ❣️ Happy #ValentinesDay! ❤️
A blue heart shaped cardboard chocolate box. On top of the box the brand's name "Karl Fazer" in golden letters. In the middle of the box the text "MILK CHOCOLATE Maitosuklaa * Mjölkchoklad" in smaller golden letters. At the bottom an image of a single chocolate in a blue and golden wrapper and a piece of chocolate with a portion of it bitten off. Right at the bottom the text "30 pieces*".
February 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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Myönnettävä on, ettenpä olisi uskonut, että meidän mimmit kairaisi edes sen jämäpronssin tänään. 😲 Mutta mielelläni olen tälläkin kertaa väärässä. 👏 🥉 🇫🇮 #MilanoCortina2026 #Olympialaiset ⛷️
February 14, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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⚔️🪄 Besides the female protagonists #TheSisterhood is only noteworthy for incorporating sword and sorcery elements into a poor Mad Max rip-off. The lacklustre ending only highlights how devoid of thrills and excitement this b-movie ultimately is. Isn't so bad though that it'd have even camp value. 📽️🎞️
Poster for the b-movie 'The Sisterhood' (1988). Directed by Cirio H. Santiago. Starring Rebecca Holden, Chuck Wagner, Lynn-Holly Johnson and Barbara Hooper. On the top left corner of the poster the tagline "In 2021 all women are slaves! All men are their masters! Until..." in white letters. On the poster an illustration of three blonde women on horseback attacking post-apocalyptic vehicles with spikes. The women are wearing skimpy golden bikinis and black capes. Two of the women are wielding assault rifles, the third is aiming an arrow with a compound bow. One of the vehicles is flying in the air because of a fireball caused by an explosion and another is rolling over to its side. Collage of four frames from the b-movie 'The Sisterhood' (1988). Top left: Close-up of a bearded brown haired man (Chuck Wagner as Mikal) holding a sword with a blodied blade. Top right: Two women (one facing the camera with her arms streched out to her sides, the other with her back to the camera exposing the tattoo on her left shoulder) having a bubble bath in a large round vat. Bottom left: Three women on top of an armored personnel carrier. From left to right a blonde woman (Lynn-Holly Johnson as Marya) wearing a khaki shirt and a brown vest, a brown haired woman (Rebecca Holden as Alee) wearing a brown top and a brown haired woman (Barbara Hooper as Vera) wearing a dirt coloured dress. Bottom right: A convoy of a vehicles travelling on a dirt road on a barren landscape away from the camera towards a walled city in the distance on top of a hill.
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Mind you I don't watch #snowboarding outside of the #Olympics but it's absolutely insane how MASSIVE that #halfpipe is these days! 😮🫣 #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics 🏂
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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I love Lego so much.
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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🌬️🌡️🥶 Looks like I'll be hermitting indoors this weekend as well... 😐
Collage of two temperature forecasts (with added windchill) for Finland side by side. On the left the forecast for February 13th 20 PM and on the right the forecast for February 14th 8 AM. The forecast on the left shows -20...-25 °C temperatures for southern Finland, -25...-35 °C for Central Finland and -35...-40 °C for Lapland. The forecast on the right -25...-30 °C for Southern Finland, -20...-25 °C for the Western coast, -30...-35 °C for Central Finland, -25...-30 °C for southern Lapland and -35...-40 °C for Northern Lapland, even -40...-45 °C for the northernmost top bit.
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Voitto "rakkaasta" länsinaapurista toki kelpaa aina. 💪 Mutta kyllähän turhanpäiväinen slovakkitappio kyrsii nyt vielä kahta kauheammin. 🤨 #Leijonat 🦁 #FINSWE 🇫🇮🏒🇸🇪 #Olympialaiset #MilanoCortina2026
February 13, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Jellonien onni että rakkaalle länsinaapurille sattunut penkin taakse vielä Pennastakin pahempi puuhastelija... 😯 #Leijonat 🦁 #FINSWE 🇫🇮🏒🇸🇪 #Olympialaiset #MilanoCortina2026
February 13, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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📚 #ReadingNow Sebastian Fitzek: Der Heimweg 📖
Slightly angled close-up of the cover of the Finnish edition of Sebastian Fitzek's novel 'Der Heimweg' (2020). On the top visible the bottom of the author's last name in white letters and the book's title in Finnish ('Saattaja', 'Escort' in English) in red. On the cover an image of a street lined with apartment buildings at night with a woman wearing a dress (circled in red) standing on the cobbled street next to a pavement.
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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⚔️ Visually, aesthetically a wonderful film! 👏 But unfortunately for #TheGreenKnight films are more than just cinematography, lighting and production design. And even though it's also well acted film it just happens to be too arthousey for me. 📽️🎞️
Poster for the film 'The Green Knight' (2021). Based on the poem chivalric romance 'Sir Gawain and the Green Knight'. Directed by David Lowery. Starring Dev Patel, Alicia Vikander, Joel Edgerton, Sarita Choudhury, Sean Harris, Ralph Ineson, Barry Keoghan, Erin Kellyman and Kate Dickie. On the poster on a red background the film's title in large yellow block letters with the text "From acclaimed director David Lowery" on top in smaller yellow letters. In front of the film's title an image of a bearded black haired man (Dev Patel as Sir Gawain) wearing a yellowish cape, a blue tunic, yellowish trousers and brown boots is standing on a rocky hilltop yelling and holding a large battle axe in his raised right hand. Frame from the film 'The Green Knight' (2021). A supernatural knight (Ralph Ineson as the Green Knight) holding a large battle axe in his left hand is standing in the middle of a darkly lit stone walled castle banquet hall with his back to the camera. He's surrounded by a circled stone table with a bunch of knights standing behind the table. Frame from the film 'The Green Knight' (2021). In the middle of the frame a bearded black haired man (Dev Patel as Sir Gawain) is kneeling on the bank of a pond at night and looking into it. There's a red headed woman (Erin Kellyman as Winifred) wearing a light blue dress standing behind him a bit further back slightly to the left of him. There's a cottage surrounded by leafless trees in the background.
February 12, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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Kyllähän tämän tappion myötä ollaan, ikävä kyllä, ellei ihmeitä tapahdu lähempänä sitä, että olympiaturnaus jellonien osalta päättyy jo puolivälieriin kuin että taisteltaisiin edes siitä jämäpronssista. 😐 #Leijonat 🦁 #SVKFIN 🇸🇰🏒🇫🇮 #Olympialaiset #MilanoCortina2026
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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Eipä näytä kannattavan odottaa yhtään mitään miestenkään lätkäturnauksesta... 😐 Pennasen eväät syöty jne. #PennanenUlos #Leijonat 🦁 #SVKFIN 🇸🇰🏒🇫🇮 #Olympialaiset #MilanoCortina2026
a man is sitting at a desk with a laptop and a sign that says av club on it
Alt: An upset man wearing a white short sleeved sleeveless shirt is sitting at a desk with a laptop and slapping its lid shut.
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February 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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PENNANEN ULOS!!! 😠 #SVKFIN 🇸🇰🏒🇫🇮 #Olympialaiset #MilanoCortina2026
February 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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Framed #1433
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a man is driving a car and smiling .
Alt: Gif from the film 'Lethal Weapon 2'. A smiling dark brown haired man (Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs) wearing a blue varsity jacket with white sleeves is sitting behind the wheel of a car looking to his right side (into the camera) and spreading his hands in the air.
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February 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Kuparinen rikki!!! 💪 🇫🇮 🥉 #MilanoCortina2026 #Olympics #WinterOlympics ⛷️
a group of minions wearing goggles and overalls are standing in a line
Alt: A group of yellow minions wearing goggles and overalls are celebrating.
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February 11, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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Niin lähellä mutta lopulta kuitenkin niin kaukana mitali niin maasto- kuin ampumahiihdossa tänään. 🙂🙁 Paine kuparisen rikkomiseen alkaa pikkuhiljaa kasvamaan kuin meidän lätkänaisten pukukupissa maalitilin avaamiseen suhteen... #MilanoCortina2026 #Olympialaiset ⛷️
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Would not hazard to guess when's the last time I've actually bothered to watch #skijumping... 🤔 But here we are finally again because it's the #Olympics! 😲 #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics 🎿
February 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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🎵 Post a banger not in English. 🎶
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Also released #OnThisDay 30 years ago. A wonderful dramedy with an excellent ensemble cast. Young Natalie Portman especially is absolutely brilliant in this! One of my all-time favourite 90s films. #BeautifulGirls 📽️🎞️
Poster for the dramedy 'Beautiful Girls' (1996). Directed by Ted Demme. Starring Timothy Hutton, Matt Dillon, Noah Emmerich, Michael Rapaport, Natalie Portman, Uma Thurman, Mira Sorvino, Lauren Holly, Rosie O'Donnell, Max Perlich, Martha Plimpton, Pruitt Taylor Vince and Annabeth Gish. On top of the white poster the tagline "good times never seemed so good". On the right side of the poster the names of the main cast on top of each other (from top to bottom: Matt Dillon, Lauren Holly, Timothy Hutton, Rosie O'Donnell, Martha Plimpton, Natalie Portman, Michael Rapaport, Mira Sorvino & Uma Thurman). On the left two quotes: on top '"The best date movie of the 90's!" - Susan George, AMERICAN MOVIE CLASSICS' and below '"A true original! Smart, sexy and a whole lot of fun!" - Kathryn Kinley, WPIX-NY'. Below that an image of seven people (4 women and 3 men) standing at a bar counter. From left to right: a smiling woman (Lauren Holly as Darian Smalls) with short light brown hair wearing a pink sleeveless top, a dark brown haired woman (Rosie O'Donnell as Gina Barrisano) wearing a black shirt, a dark brown haired man (Matt Dillon as Tommy Rowland) wearing a black jacket and a white shirt, a brown haired man (Michael Rapaport as Paul Kirkwood), a smiling blonde woman (Uma Thurman as Andera) wearing a dark brown coat, a smiling dark brown haired man (Timothy Hutton as Willie Conway) wearing a black jacket and a striped black and white shirt and a smiling brunette woman (Mira Sorvino as Sharon Cassidy) wearing a light blue jumper. Frame from the dramedy 'Beautiful Girls' (1996). A blonde woman (Uma Thurman as Andera) with her back to the camera on the foreground on the left edge of the frame is facing five man standing at a bar counter. Standing at the counter (from left to right) a dark brown haired man (Matt Dillon as Tommy Rowland) wearing a black jacket and a grey hoodie, a moustached man (Max Perlich as Kev) wearing a brown beanie, a black jacket and a grey hoodie, a light brown haired man (Michael Rapaport as Paul Kirkwood) wearing a denim jacket and a dark brown haired man (Timothy Hutton as Willie Conway) wearing a black jacket. Standing behind the four men a light brown haired man (Noah Emmerich as Michael Morris) wearing an opened red plaid shirt and a white T-shirt. Frame from the dramedy 'Beautiful Girls' (1996). A dark brown haired man (Timothy Hutton as Willie Conway) wearing a black coat and a white shirt (on the left) is facing a dark brown haired 13-year-old girl (Natalie Portman as Marty) wearing a red winter coat (on the right) outside a white wooden house surrounded by white wooden fence.
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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‪Released #OnThisDay 30 years ago. John Woo's second Hollywood outing. A solid actioner as you'd expect from the Hong Kong legend. #BrokenArrow 📽️🎞️
Poster for the action film 'Broken Arrow' (1996). Directed by John Woo. Starring John Travolta, Christian Slater, Samantha Mathis, Delroy Lindo, Frank Whaley, Bob Gunton and Howie Long. On the poster the faces of the film's two stars (John Travolta on the foreground on the left and Christian Slater on the right apprearing behind Travolta's shoulder). Both actor's last name appearing above their faces on the top of the poster. On top of the film's title at the bottom of the poster the tagline "Prepare to go ballistic!". Frame from the action film 'Broken Arrow' (1996). Two Humvees driving along a dirt road. The Humvee that's behind is engulfed in a ball of flame caused by an exploding petrol bomb. Frame from the action film 'Broken Arrow' (1996). Close-up of two men struggling in a railcar. A brown haired middle-aged man (John Travolta as Maj. Vic Deakins) with a bloodied chin wearing a blue grey jacket on top is pressing the face of a younger brown haired man (Christian Slater as Capt. Riley Hale) with a cut cheek and wearing a grey T-shirt against a wooden crane.
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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a man in a tuxedo is standing behind a podium with the seal of the president on it
Alt: Gif of an African American man (president Barack Obama) wearing a tuxedo is standing behind a podium with the presidential seal on it. He touches his lips with the index and middle fingers of his right hand while he raises his left hand and drops the microhone he's holding in it.
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February 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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So even the orange fuckface didn't bother watching the "alternative halftime show"... 🙄 #SuperBowl 🏈 #SuperBowlLX 🏆
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM