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JMS
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Sarky polyglot (🇫🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇸🇪 🇩🇪 🇪🇪 🇷🇺 🇪🇸) cinephile baking enthusiast with a vivid imagination and a sweet tooth. 🇫🇮
🎅 When I discovered that #DearSanta is a Farrelly Brothers' film... 🤯 'Cos it genuinely feels like a straight-to-DVD movie that somehow managed to rope Jack Black into the mix. ONLY the most ardent Jack Black and/or #Christmas movie fans should waste their time with this! 📽️🎞️
December 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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a muppet twist on iconic art: thread
December 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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He's making a list,
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Jake Paul and Andrew Tate both giving off some serious "please stop beating my ass, sir" energy
December 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Framed #1381
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a man with a beard wearing a hat and vest says piece of cake netflix
Alt: Gif of white bearded man wearing a cap, plaid shirt and a vest saying "Piece of cake".
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December 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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honestly I’m pretty confused as to why Andrew Tate was fighting at all but I’m delighted that he got his ass beat
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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truly amazing how many different professions there are where everyone’s newest persistent headache is “AI zealots high on their own supply”
Met a 40yo gallery-ist at a party in SF. We spent most of the party talking abt the art world, but mostly what she talked abt was how most of her life now is telling AI “artists” that they are not artists, she won’t sell their “work” in her gallery, & that “prompt writer” isn’t an artistic medium.
December 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
🎄🌧️🇫🇮 Last time I was in Kuopio for the #Christmas market the winter was almost as non-existent as it was today. 😐 Maybe I should take a hint and ignore these altogether...? 🤔
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
🎄 Few things are more horrid during the holidays than crowded shopping malls. 😐 The blank stare in couple of people's eyes just underlined how these places can just suck the life out of somea people! 🛍️
December 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I wasn't expecting #PredatorBadlands to be better or to be totally honest even as good as Prey. 🫣 And while it definitely has got its moments (for example the buddy cop aspect of the story and Elle Fanning) I must say it did leave me with a bit of a lukewarm feeling in the end. 📽️🎞️
December 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
📚 #ReadingNow Michael Ledwidge: Stop at Nothing 📖
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Even though I liked #Sisu I wasn't as head over heels in love with it as a lot of people seemed to be. And while fans of the first film will probably get a kick out of this as well #Si2u did leave me quite lukewarm in the end. #Sisu2 #SisuRoadToRevenge 📽️🎞️
December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
🥞 First time using coconut milk for making crêpes (well, not entirely since it was about half and half with cream). And I don't know why but I wasn't actually expecting 'em to taste so fine. 🍽️
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
🌧️ Dark, completely bare ground and it's pissing down cats and dogs. 😐 Not to mention the state of country. 🇫🇮 So, please tell me how anyone is suppose to muster even an ounce of #Christmas spirit...?! 🫤
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Framed #1377
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a man with a beard is wearing a red suit and hat and making a funny face .
Alt: Bearded man wearing a shiny red uniform with medals on the left side of the chest and a black hat doing a mic drop and walking away.
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December 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Released #OnThisDay 50 years ago. The first sequel to the French softcore erotic film that spawned the #Emmanuelle film series (6 theatrical releases, 7 made-for-TV movies and even a reboot last year) and multitude of knockoffs. #EmmanuelleLAntivierge #Emmanuelle2 #EmmanuelleTheJoysOfAWoman 📽️🎞️
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
🎲 Also released #OnThisDay 30 years ago. Undoubtedly one of the most beloved films of the 90s. Entertaining thrill ride adventure for the whole family to enjoy. #Jumanji 📽️🎞️
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Released #OnThisDay 30 years ago. One of the greatest (if not THE GREATEST) crime films in cinema history. Michael Mann's magnum opus. #Heat 📽️🎞️
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Since All in the Family was before my time Rob Reiner was always more of a director than an actor to me. And even though I don't particularly care for neither This Is Spinal Tap or The Princess Bride. 🫣 Stand by Me, Misery and esp. A Few Good Men are hard to top by many. 📺📽️🎞️ RIP 🪦
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
🏃‍♂️📺 #TheRunningMan is a surprisingly faithful adaptation of the Stephen King novel! 😲 Which is partly why I just couldn't warm up to this version despite the changes. 'Cos I didn't particularly care for the novel. And it's not like the lack of surprises helped either. 📽️🎞️
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Don't think I had seen #UncleBuck since I was a kid, and while it wasn't as wall-to-wall laught out loud funny as I had remembered it being, it did still work better than most comedies. And I did laugh to one bit more than I've laughed in a LONG while. 📽️🎞️
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
📖 Maybe I would feel differently IF I had seen #ThePrincessBride as a kid/teen? 🤔 But I seriously don't get why this is so beloved by so many people. 😕 Genuinely felt like a bad fairy tale/swashbuckler spoof. 📽️🎞️
December 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Released #OnThisDay 40 years ago. Murder mystery comedy based on the board game of the same name that has become a cult film over the years. #Clue 📽️🎞️
December 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM