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jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social
Job John
@jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social
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(Parody account) Former staff on the White Base. Various roles.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 3d
Can I come with.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 3d
Happy birthday, Judau.
I hope you enjoy it.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 3d
Has anyone caught up on Garten of Gwanban? There's like 20 of them at this point.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 3d
Cuntcannon.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 3d
Being a reserve pilot really makes you crave piloting a mobile suit sometimes. I'll have to go to a museum or something and ask.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 4d
Happy birthday, Fa.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 4d
A relationship between Kai and I would collapse due to the exact same problem. I couldn't dress well if a gun was pointed to my head.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 4d
Very good swag.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 4d
I'm not gong after a taken man.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 4d
That doesn't prevent me from admitting you have that shit on
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 4d
Kai's relationship has 1 fatal flaw in it that could ruin the whole thing. He has way more swag than Nepo. A relationship can't survive with that big a swag gap.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 4d
I like Balls.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 5d
Oh my god I'm so sorry that happened to you I haven't even met anyone named that yet people named Jerid just give off a bad vibe to me
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 5d
Hell yes I think.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 5d
Fuck blonde bitches named Jerid. I haven't met any but they sound kind of insufferable.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 5d
Earth Federation peaked with the Ball. What if they made a Ball II with like. A cooler gun.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 8d
I could go for a sandwich.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 9d
weezer
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 9d
Mint condition.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 9d
Mine will come, but it will be in the middle of 7 other packages, so you fear you open wrong. Because the other packages. Are weezer albums.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 9d
The only mistake people make when sending you bombs is that they let you know they sent a bomb.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 9d
What if my car had wheels. I got this from a fucking junkyard it looked like a fucking bomb exploded but I know that would never happen because no car owner would be irresponsible enough to let that happen.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 9d
Then you will suffer the eternal loneliness of the universe's end.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 9d
I know you will.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 10d
Dude. Fuck yes.