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Joezer the Joezerian

@joeblivion.bsky.social

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Art, Fantasy, Heavy Metal, Cats, Games • Antifascist, No AI • he/him/whatever

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Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · Dec 4

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I'm Joe.
I like fantasy.
I like metal.
Games are fun too.

I make dumb jokes and occasionally make art

INPRNT: www.inprnt.com/gallery/joeh...

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Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 50m

Me when Red Hot Chili Peppers comes on

Tony Soprano saying No no no I don't want any of that California bullshit

Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 9h

Should I get weirder? 🤔

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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 20h

Frank Frazetta shirtless outside in an armchair, posing with his palette and the original art for the Fire & Ice poster. Behind him Eleanor Frazetta poses in a bikini on a Honda dirtbike.

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Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 21h

Reading the Elric stories and pronouncing Melniboné like Billy Idol singing Mony Mony

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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @dungeonlust.com · Oct 31

Art by • Yoshitaka Amano

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Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 1d

My boy Merry gearing up for more battle as if he didn't just help slay the second most evil being in Middle Earth 😭

Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 1d

And still Meriadoc the hobbit stood there blinking through his tears, and no one spoke to him, indeed none seemed to heed him. He brushed away the tears, and stooped to pick up the green shield that Éowyn had given him, and he slung it at his back."

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Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 1d

"...the Rohirrim sang no more. Death they cried with one voice loud and terrible, and gathering speed like a great tide their battle swept about their fallen king and passed, roaring away southwards.

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Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 1d

Me during this workout

Gandalf the White saying "You would remember your old strength better if you deafened yourself with Agalloch's classic album "The Mantle"

Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 1d

wait a second why am I not listening to Agalloch right now

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Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 1d

It is leg day and I'm feeling this more than ever.

Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · Sep 8

getting up to do my first workout as a 40 year old

Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon of a man looking through binoculars with the word superb on the bottom right

Alt: cobra commander looking through binoculars and saying "superb"

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Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 1d

Cozy Odin 🖤

Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/1PT_MGo4TW0?...

GÖSTA BERLINGS SAGA - Through The Arches

YouTube video by Pelagic Records

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Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 2d

I'm back! I danced like everybody was watching cuz I got ANXIETY babey! Still, it was a good time

Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 2d

What does LGBT stand for? (wrong answers only)

Legolas
Gimli
Boromir
That hot homeless guy holy cow look at them legs they should call him strider or something

Spageddy "Undead Boochetta" Lee @deadbarchetta.bsky.social · 2d

What does LGBT stand for? (wrong answers only)

Lettuce
Gouda
Bacon
Tomato

TrickOrTreat Smell My Feet👹 @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 2d

What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only.)

Longers. Gushers. Bangers. Tantalizers.

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Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 2d

Going to a friend's wedding and I'm bustin out the big flowy wizard cardigan (Anduril isn't coming with me but if ya got it flaunt it)

Me lookin alright with Andúril, Flame of the West

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Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 3d

Nyx has come a long way 🖤🌙

Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 3d

Who wants to meet up in a graveyard and have a Scooby Doo chase while this blasts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpFo...

Maxine (Witch Queen)

YouTube video by Green Lung - Topic

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Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 3d

Logging onto Bluesky and seeing people upset about A Thing™ and having no idea what they're talking about is such a blessing 😌

Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 3d

💪🐸

Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 3d

It sounds like something a mega church would play while they pass the offering plate around

Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 4d

I just watched Yojimbo for the first time and it's high time we, as a nation, finally admit Toshiro Mifune is badass

The Wall Street Journal @wsj.com · 4d

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.

Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?

Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.

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Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 4d

Coding MySpace layouts took me out. Those were the days lmao

Joezer the Joezerian @joeblivion.bsky.social · 4d

A sign at a deli that says "Sold Out of Ham"

Kaz from MGSV saying "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"

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