King.Crab
@joecianflone.bsky.social
Inventor of the question mark. Full stack developer. Lover of coffee and PHP. Actually enjoys writing CSS by hand. Dad. Laravel. Vue. Svelte. Typescript. React is proof God has abandoned us. Lives in Philly. NYC sports fan
Idk how sustainable it is but damn, spite is an excellent motivator
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Idk how sustainable it is but damn, spite is an excellent motivator
Spatchcock will never not sound like a great curse word
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Spatchcock will never not sound like a great curse word
So much douche in this photo Summers Eve is sending a cease-and-desist
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So much douche in this photo Summers Eve is sending a cease-and-desist
Catalogs in pnpm workspaces are my favorite thing ever
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Catalogs in pnpm workspaces are my favorite thing ever
Moving is just the worst
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Moving is just the worst
Happy None Pizza Left Beef day to those who celebrate.
October 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Happy None Pizza Left Beef day to those who celebrate.
It dawned on me that I use a metric I now call the Toilet Seat Index as the determining factor on if I should turn on the heat in my house. It’s pretty simple: if you sit down and go, “Jesus fucking Christ!” It’s time to turn on the heat
…in unrelated news my heat is now on
…in unrelated news my heat is now on
October 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It dawned on me that I use a metric I now call the Toilet Seat Index as the determining factor on if I should turn on the heat in my house. It’s pretty simple: if you sit down and go, “Jesus fucking Christ!” It’s time to turn on the heat
…in unrelated news my heat is now on
…in unrelated news my heat is now on
Pandafest in Philly means food coma real soon
October 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Pandafest in Philly means food coma real soon
So Zillow won’t allow me to contact an agent because they think my email address is invalid because it’s a .co
I don’t even know where to begin with this
I don’t even know where to begin with this
August 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So Zillow won’t allow me to contact an agent because they think my email address is invalid because it’s a .co
I don’t even know where to begin with this
I don’t even know where to begin with this
Can we start shaming these fucking jackoffs? He made this “prediction” in March: www.businessinsider.com/anthropic-ce...
Anthropic's CEO says that in 3 to 6 months, AI will be writing 90% of the code software developers were in charge of
"And then in 12 months, we may be in a world where AI is writing essentially all of the code," Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei said.
www.businessinsider.com
August 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Can we start shaming these fucking jackoffs? He made this “prediction” in March: www.businessinsider.com/anthropic-ce...
Gonna be honest here…this #laracon is not a conference. It’s a promotional event for a bunch of products. Doesn’t mean I’m not excited about some of the products, but, the true conference talks are few and far between.
July 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Gonna be honest here…this #laracon is not a conference. It’s a promotional event for a bunch of products. Doesn’t mean I’m not excited about some of the products, but, the true conference talks are few and far between.
In NYC this weekend but today is the pride parade! 🏳️🌈
June 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
In NYC this weekend but today is the pride parade! 🏳️🌈
I really liked warp as my terminal. This recent update is an abomination as they move head first AI bullshit. Guys I just want a great terminal—I have a code editor and I don’t need AI models shoved up my ass every time I press the escape key. Think ill give Kitty a try
June 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I really liked warp as my terminal. This recent update is an abomination as they move head first AI bullshit. Guys I just want a great terminal—I have a code editor and I don’t need AI models shoved up my ass every time I press the escape key. Think ill give Kitty a try
28 years later is good….the ending is batshit fucking weird. I can’t even explain it
June 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
28 years later is good….the ending is batshit fucking weird. I can’t even explain it
Been without power since about 5:30pm and it’s now almost 11:30
June 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Been without power since about 5:30pm and it’s now almost 11:30
Fever, chills, and body aches. Not a fun start to the week
June 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Fever, chills, and body aches. Not a fun start to the week
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Was filling out a work form on a portal and –I don't mean to distrub anyone too much (especially over the weekend)– but the 8 and the 3 were upside down.
June 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Was filling out a work form on a portal and –I don't mean to distrub anyone too much (especially over the weekend)– but the 8 and the 3 were upside down.
Reposted by King.Crab
If you had important information for voters, and kept it to yourself to sell books after it was too late, you’re not a hero. You’re an asshole.
June 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If you had important information for voters, and kept it to yourself to sell books after it was too late, you’re not a hero. You’re an asshole.
Things they don’t tell you when you foster a rabbit: you instantly fall in love with them and you fail the foster program and then you have a rabbit
June 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Things they don’t tell you when you foster a rabbit: you instantly fall in love with them and you fail the foster program and then you have a rabbit
Going to see Metallica tonight and it dawned on me that Robert Trujillo has been in the band longer than Jason Newsted which is just wild to me
May 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Going to see Metallica tonight and it dawned on me that Robert Trujillo has been in the band longer than Jason Newsted which is just wild to me
Uhh so Junie is either making art or a nest. If it’s art it’s very pretty…if it’s a nest that means she’s pregnant. So who wants to play “Picasso or Pregnant?”
May 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Uhh so Junie is either making art or a nest. If it’s art it’s very pretty…if it’s a nest that means she’s pregnant. So who wants to play “Picasso or Pregnant?”
Cannot see the appeal of tailwind. Been using it for a few days now and it’s just objectively worse than writing css. Maybe I’ll like it eventually so I’ll give it more time but my initial reaction is that this is a regression and y’all just gotta nut up and learn css
May 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Cannot see the appeal of tailwind. Been using it for a few days now and it’s just objectively worse than writing css. Maybe I’ll like it eventually so I’ll give it more time but my initial reaction is that this is a regression and y’all just gotta nut up and learn css
Here’s my foster bun, Junie, wondering why @jetbrains.com named their AI tool after her
May 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Here’s my foster bun, Junie, wondering why @jetbrains.com named their AI tool after her
Trying to get my camera set up, thinking about streaming again and just general better location, but uhh, yeah this ain't it. Though it would be funny if I just streamed like this. Maybe a set of googly eyes and if at any point my camera were positioned to see my face I'd readjust to this view
May 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Trying to get my camera set up, thinking about streaming again and just general better location, but uhh, yeah this ain't it. Though it would be funny if I just streamed like this. Maybe a set of googly eyes and if at any point my camera were positioned to see my face I'd readjust to this view