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The Nobel committee claims its prizes are non-transferable, but let’s be real here.
Anyone smart enough to receive a Nobel prize is probably smart enough to find a guy who’ll buy one.
Anyone smart enough to receive a Nobel prize is probably smart enough to find a guy who’ll buy one.
January 16, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The Nobel committee claims its prizes are non-transferable, but let’s be real here.
Anyone smart enough to receive a Nobel prize is probably smart enough to find a guy who’ll buy one.
Anyone smart enough to receive a Nobel prize is probably smart enough to find a guy who’ll buy one.
Can we please re-open the library soon too?
The lower levels of the Nashville Public Library’s downtown parking garage could soon reopen, a move that would come more than eight months after a fire caused the closures of both the garage and the library's main branch.
Downtown Library Garage Lower Levels Could 'Soon' Reopen
NDOT officials say top floors of seven-story structure could see reconstruction. A reopening date for the library itself has not been finalized.
www.nashvillescene.com
January 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Can we please re-open the library soon too?
It's the fifteenth of January, so this is my quarterly reminder to self-employed folks to submit your quarterly taxes!
I always start by asking myself, "what's the name of the EFTPS website?"
#myProcess
I always start by asking myself, "what's the name of the EFTPS website?"
#myProcess
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
It's the fifteenth of January, so this is my quarterly reminder to self-employed folks to submit your quarterly taxes!
I always start by asking myself, "what's the name of the EFTPS website?"
#myProcess
I always start by asking myself, "what's the name of the EFTPS website?"
#myProcess
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Undecided whether this is a birding high or low but I was looking out of the window earlier telling a bird it was beautiful and how much I loved it and @joehills.net came up the stairs and said ‘Talking to your Junco’s?’ 😍😂
January 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Undecided whether this is a birding high or low but I was looking out of the window earlier telling a bird it was beautiful and how much I loved it and @joehills.net came up the stairs and said ‘Talking to your Junco’s?’ 😍😂
Just watched Ryan Coogler’s film Sinners.
It felt exceptionally caringly-constructed as a period piece with great locations and costumes, and also came across as very fun for the actors and musicians involved.
A well-structured slow-build to landslide vampire horror.
Strongly recommend.
It felt exceptionally caringly-constructed as a period piece with great locations and costumes, and also came across as very fun for the actors and musicians involved.
A well-structured slow-build to landslide vampire horror.
Strongly recommend.
January 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Just watched Ryan Coogler’s film Sinners.
It felt exceptionally caringly-constructed as a period piece with great locations and costumes, and also came across as very fun for the actors and musicians involved.
A well-structured slow-build to landslide vampire horror.
Strongly recommend.
It felt exceptionally caringly-constructed as a period piece with great locations and costumes, and also came across as very fun for the actors and musicians involved.
A well-structured slow-build to landslide vampire horror.
Strongly recommend.
Join Cleo and I on our weekly crafts stream tomorrow at 8:30am Central as I attempt to fabricate a flexible hose to replace this decayed vacuum-cleaner part!
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Join Cleo and I on our weekly crafts stream tomorrow at 8:30am Central as I attempt to fabricate a flexible hose to replace this decayed vacuum-cleaner part!
I just saw this poll on tumblr and if you wanted to vote for me, I’d appreciate it.
www.tumblr.com/fr3sh-c0rn-2...
www.tumblr.com/fr3sh-c0rn-2...
Tumblr
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your people.
www.tumblr.com
January 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I just saw this poll on tumblr and if you wanted to vote for me, I’d appreciate it.
www.tumblr.com/fr3sh-c0rn-2...
www.tumblr.com/fr3sh-c0rn-2...
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Happy New Year!
My first #hermitcraft episode of 2026 opens with my guesses for Cubfan's 2026 predictions contest, and continues with my challenge to create solid New Years resolutions!
youtu.be/KWxTtBeBNNI
My first #hermitcraft episode of 2026 opens with my guesses for Cubfan's 2026 predictions contest, and continues with my challenge to create solid New Years resolutions!
youtu.be/KWxTtBeBNNI
New Years Predictions! Good New Years resolutions? Striking the Dickens set! — HermitCraft 11: ep 10
YouTube video by JoeHillsTSD
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Happy New Year!
My first #hermitcraft episode of 2026 opens with my guesses for Cubfan's 2026 predictions contest, and continues with my challenge to create solid New Years resolutions!
youtu.be/KWxTtBeBNNI
My first #hermitcraft episode of 2026 opens with my guesses for Cubfan's 2026 predictions contest, and continues with my challenge to create solid New Years resolutions!
youtu.be/KWxTtBeBNNI
I'm kicking off day two of HermitCraft livestream weekend now at twitch.tv/joehills!
Full schedule: live.hermitcraft.com
Full schedule: live.hermitcraft.com
Joehills - Twitch
HermitCraft Livestream Weekend Day 2 Kick-Off!
twitch.tv
January 11, 2026 at 11:56 AM
I'm kicking off day two of HermitCraft livestream weekend now at twitch.tv/joehills!
Full schedule: live.hermitcraft.com
Full schedule: live.hermitcraft.com
If you need to unwind with creative folks this upcoming weekend, look no further than the HermitCraft 11 Livestream Weekend schedule at:
live.hermitcraft.com
Me? I've claimed early morning shifts my time (8am US Central this Saturday and 6am US Central this Sunday)!
I hope you join us!
live.hermitcraft.com
Me? I've claimed early morning shifts my time (8am US Central this Saturday and 6am US Central this Sunday)!
I hope you join us!
Hermitcraft Livestream Day
Landing page for Hermitcraft's Livestream Events
live.hermitcraft.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
If you need to unwind with creative folks this upcoming weekend, look no further than the HermitCraft 11 Livestream Weekend schedule at:
live.hermitcraft.com
Me? I've claimed early morning shifts my time (8am US Central this Saturday and 6am US Central this Sunday)!
I hope you join us!
live.hermitcraft.com
Me? I've claimed early morning shifts my time (8am US Central this Saturday and 6am US Central this Sunday)!
I hope you join us!
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"Family Matters" premiered in the fall of 1989. The theme song deemed it a rare condition [that] day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page. The Berlin Wall fell that very November. One hopes the songwriters felt appeased
January 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
"Family Matters" premiered in the fall of 1989. The theme song deemed it a rare condition [that] day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page. The Berlin Wall fell that very November. One hopes the songwriters felt appeased
Most kids these days can’t recite their parents’ phone numbers or the Stargate address for Earth.
January 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Most kids these days can’t recite their parents’ phone numbers or the Stargate address for Earth.
I'm getting back into my regular weekday schedule by streaming some #minecraft TV studio set construction at twitch.tv/joehills
Swing by and say hello!
Swing by and say hello!
Joehills - Twitch
Let's build a late night set on HermitCraft 11 Morning Coffee!
twitch.tv
January 5, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I'm getting back into my regular weekday schedule by streaming some #minecraft TV studio set construction at twitch.tv/joehills
Swing by and say hello!
Swing by and say hello!
As the end of the Christmas season nears, it's time to start getting back into our routines.
Me? I'm going to be streaming HermitCraft 11 tonight in about 8 hours at 8:30pm US Central time!
Join me as I'll be musing about New Years resolutions and delivering surplus blocks at twitch.tv/joehills
Me? I'm going to be streaming HermitCraft 11 tonight in about 8 hours at 8:30pm US Central time!
Join me as I'll be musing about New Years resolutions and delivering surplus blocks at twitch.tv/joehills
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Joehills streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
twitch.tv
January 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
As the end of the Christmas season nears, it's time to start getting back into our routines.
Me? I'm going to be streaming HermitCraft 11 tonight in about 8 hours at 8:30pm US Central time!
Join me as I'll be musing about New Years resolutions and delivering surplus blocks at twitch.tv/joehills
Me? I'm going to be streaming HermitCraft 11 tonight in about 8 hours at 8:30pm US Central time!
Join me as I'll be musing about New Years resolutions and delivering surplus blocks at twitch.tv/joehills
For the last five years or so, at least once a week a twitch chatter asks me how I stay motivated to build in Minecraft.
I’m beginning to wonder if some of those folks are actually struggling to find joy in anything, but they don’t expect me to respond well to that scope, which I’m unprepared for.
I’m beginning to wonder if some of those folks are actually struggling to find joy in anything, but they don’t expect me to respond well to that scope, which I’m unprepared for.
January 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
For the last five years or so, at least once a week a twitch chatter asks me how I stay motivated to build in Minecraft.
I’m beginning to wonder if some of those folks are actually struggling to find joy in anything, but they don’t expect me to respond well to that scope, which I’m unprepared for.
I’m beginning to wonder if some of those folks are actually struggling to find joy in anything, but they don’t expect me to respond well to that scope, which I’m unprepared for.
I’m more of a typography and design nerd than a constitutional scholar, but I think Senator Sanders’ arguments here are justified.
www.sanders.senate.gov/press-releas...
www.sanders.senate.gov/press-releas...
NEWS: Statement of Sen. Bernie Sanders on Venezuela » Senator Bernie Sanders
WASHINGTON, Jan. 3 – Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) on Saturday condemned President Donald Trump’s unilateral military action against Venezuela as illegal and unconstitutional, warning that it violates i...
www.sanders.senate.gov
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I’m more of a typography and design nerd than a constitutional scholar, but I think Senator Sanders’ arguments here are justified.
www.sanders.senate.gov/press-releas...
www.sanders.senate.gov/press-releas...
Wait, so Nashville cancels our tornado siren tests on Saturdays where the weather is already looking bad, but not on days when the US invades a South American country?
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Wait, so Nashville cancels our tornado siren tests on Saturdays where the weather is already looking bad, but not on days when the US invades a South American country?
If you missed the press conference, Rubio repeatedly said that folks need to take what Trump says seriously because he’s a man of action.
Trump described the strike as, “one of the most precise attacks on sovereignty,” so I guess I’ll just hand this over to Oxford Dictionary of English.
Trump described the strike as, “one of the most precise attacks on sovereignty,” so I guess I’ll just hand this over to Oxford Dictionary of English.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
If you missed the press conference, Rubio repeatedly said that folks need to take what Trump says seriously because he’s a man of action.
Trump described the strike as, “one of the most precise attacks on sovereignty,” so I guess I’ll just hand this over to Oxford Dictionary of English.
Trump described the strike as, “one of the most precise attacks on sovereignty,” so I guess I’ll just hand this over to Oxford Dictionary of English.
Currently digging through old calendars trying to find any that line up with 2026.
www.timeanddate.com/calendar/rep...
www.timeanddate.com/calendar/rep...
Repeating Calendar – years equal to 2026 in United States
Find calendar years that start on the same day and have the same number of days as 2026 or any other year
www.timeanddate.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Currently digging through old calendars trying to find any that line up with 2026.
www.timeanddate.com/calendar/rep...
www.timeanddate.com/calendar/rep...
Happy New Year's Eve! Here's a new episode of HermitCraft!
youtu.be/tWdCP5axO_0
youtu.be/tWdCP5axO_0
Unstable span bridge! More days of Christmas! — HermitCraft 11: ep 9
YouTube video by JoeHillsTSD
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Happy New Year's Eve! Here's a new episode of HermitCraft!
youtu.be/tWdCP5axO_0
youtu.be/tWdCP5axO_0
Happy Boxing Day! I returned a shulker to xB!
Also, Fire Inspector Pearl came by earlier this week!
youtu.be/xlFvHlv1Ge0
Also, Fire Inspector Pearl came by earlier this week!
youtu.be/xlFvHlv1Ge0
Boxing Day visit to xB's base! Fire inspection with PearlescentMoon! — HermitCraft 11: ep 8
YouTube video by JoeHillsTSD
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Happy Boxing Day! I returned a shulker to xB!
Also, Fire Inspector Pearl came by earlier this week!
youtu.be/xlFvHlv1Ge0
Also, Fire Inspector Pearl came by earlier this week!
youtu.be/xlFvHlv1Ge0
Merry Christmas, here's a new HermitCraft episode to watch before tonight's Christmas Carol finale!
youtu.be/nGHJQ6Q3uLE
See some of y'all at the live reading in three and a half hours at twitch.tv/joehills
youtu.be/nGHJQ6Q3uLE
See some of y'all at the live reading in three and a half hours at twitch.tv/joehills
Christmas gift exchange game! Dirty Santa? Angry Saint iJevinicholas! — HermitCraft 11: ep 7
YouTube video by JoeHillsTSD
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Merry Christmas, here's a new HermitCraft episode to watch before tonight's Christmas Carol finale!
youtu.be/nGHJQ6Q3uLE
See some of y'all at the live reading in three and a half hours at twitch.tv/joehills
youtu.be/nGHJQ6Q3uLE
See some of y'all at the live reading in three and a half hours at twitch.tv/joehills
Going live with my annual reading of the unabridged Charles Dickens classic A Christmas Carol at:
youtube.com/live/oJ1Vx7x...
youtube.com/live/oJ1Vx7x...
Unabridged reading of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol: Stave I
YouTube video by JoeHillsTSD
youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Going live with my annual reading of the unabridged Charles Dickens classic A Christmas Carol at:
youtube.com/live/oJ1Vx7x...
youtube.com/live/oJ1Vx7x...