Joe Simons
@joesimonssays.bsky.social
📺: Rip City Wrap Up
🎙️: Portland Pickles
🎙️: Portland Pickles
Congrats to Jrue Holiday for being the player that needed the fewest number of games to become a certified Blazers Legend
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Congrats to Jrue Holiday for being the player that needed the fewest number of games to become a certified Blazers Legend
If you aren't enjoying Blazers/Heat, you don't like the game of basketball
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If you aren't enjoying Blazers/Heat, you don't like the game of basketball
There are no more unbeaten teams in the NBA. Your Portland Trail Blazers knock off the Thunder and improve to 5-3 on the season. How we feeling out there? #RCWrapUp
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
There are no more unbeaten teams in the NBA. Your Portland Trail Blazers knock off the Thunder and improve to 5-3 on the season. How we feeling out there? #RCWrapUp
On the plus side: Sidy Cissoko looked great
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
On the plus side: Sidy Cissoko looked great
With Reaves and Luka out for the Lakers, a different kind of test for the Blazers: can Master Splitter keep them hungry in a game they are supposed to win by double digits?
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
With Reaves and Luka out for the Lakers, a different kind of test for the Blazers: can Master Splitter keep them hungry in a game they are supposed to win by double digits?
No fan base would do better with NBA Cup Champions merch than Rip City
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
No fan base would do better with NBA Cup Champions merch than Rip City
Professional basketball is being played in Portland, Oregon. Blazers are on a 3-game winning streak. 4-2 on young season. 1-0 in the NBA Cup. #RCWrapUp
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Professional basketball is being played in Portland, Oregon. Blazers are on a 3-game winning streak. 4-2 on young season. 1-0 in the NBA Cup. #RCWrapUp
The Nightmare Before Christmas is an airtight masterpiece. 76 perfect minutes.
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The Nightmare Before Christmas is an airtight masterpiece. 76 perfect minutes.
Buy your Blake Wesley jersey NOW for you and your loved ones, they’ll be out of stock soon
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Buy your Blake Wesley jersey NOW for you and your loved ones, they’ll be out of stock soon
Utah Jazz look very comfortable in their own skin
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Utah Jazz look very comfortable in their own skin
Clingan and Hansen initiated by battling the ghosts of Blazer Centers past
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Clingan and Hansen initiated by battling the ghosts of Blazer Centers past
Hoo boy, the officials sure are doing a lot of officiating the first week of the season
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hoo boy, the officials sure are doing a lot of officiating the first week of the season
The Blazers Millennials (JG & Jrue) are at it again
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The Blazers Millennials (JG & Jrue) are at it again
Superb work by Blazers Broadcasting on the saxophone forward music
October 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Superb work by Blazers Broadcasting on the saxophone forward music
Angry Jerami Grant is a really exciting Jerami Grant
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Angry Jerami Grant is a really exciting Jerami Grant
Need to see Clingan send Reaves into the second row when he enters the paint. Make those fouls count Cling Kong.
October 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Need to see Clingan send Reaves into the second row when he enters the paint. Make those fouls count Cling Kong.
Nothing like a virtual measurement going the Chiefs way to reassure football fans everything is above board
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Nothing like a virtual measurement going the Chiefs way to reassure football fans everything is above board
K2 brass tells us this will be happening, though I'm not sure exactly when. I'll be sending your post directly to my boss as a reminder.
Appreciate your support!
Appreciate your support!
@joesimonssays.bsky.social Just a random thought, feel free to disregard. Could be cool to put Wrap Up out as a podcast the next day for people that cant tune in late night. Enjoying the show, keep up the good work.
October 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
K2 brass tells us this will be happening, though I'm not sure exactly when. I'll be sending your post directly to my boss as a reminder.
Appreciate your support!
Appreciate your support!
Blake Welsey is the kind of man you want your daughter to bring home for dinner
October 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Blake Welsey is the kind of man you want your daughter to bring home for dinner
Doubt I'd be good friends with the Clippers fan sitting courtside sporting a hat that says EBITDA
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Doubt I'd be good friends with the Clippers fan sitting courtside sporting a hat that says EBITDA
Not DC or Yang though, they're babies
October 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Not DC or Yang though, they're babies
Brook Lopez is too tall he should have to shoot threes from farther away, third row seems fair
October 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Brook Lopez is too tall he should have to shoot threes from farther away, third row seems fair