Joe Simons
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📺: Rip City Wrap Up
🎙️: Portland Pickles
🎙️: Portland Pickles
Deni is the MVP of the Blazers, but Jrue is the most important player on this team right now
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Deni is the MVP of the Blazers, but Jrue is the most important player on this team right now
Scoot just wiped some schmutz off of Shaedon’s face on the bench in such a wholesome way, these Blazers are all chemistry
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Scoot just wiped some schmutz off of Shaedon’s face on the bench in such a wholesome way, these Blazers are all chemistry
Last thing Blazers fans see before getting into heaven
November 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Last thing Blazers fans see before getting into heaven
Love when Kevin and Lamar get silly. You can tell they really get a kick out of each other.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Love when Kevin and Lamar get silly. You can tell they really get a kick out of each other.
Congrats to Jrue Holiday for being the player that needed the fewest number of games to become a certified Blazers Legend
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Congrats to Jrue Holiday for being the player that needed the fewest number of games to become a certified Blazers Legend
If you aren't enjoying Blazers/Heat, you don't like the game of basketball
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
If you aren't enjoying Blazers/Heat, you don't like the game of basketball
There are no more unbeaten teams in the NBA. Your Portland Trail Blazers knock off the Thunder and improve to 5-3 on the season. How we feeling out there? #RCWrapUp
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
There are no more unbeaten teams in the NBA. Your Portland Trail Blazers knock off the Thunder and improve to 5-3 on the season. How we feeling out there? #RCWrapUp
On the plus side: Sidy Cissoko looked great
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
On the plus side: Sidy Cissoko looked great
With Reaves and Luka out for the Lakers, a different kind of test for the Blazers: can Master Splitter keep them hungry in a game they are supposed to win by double digits?
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
With Reaves and Luka out for the Lakers, a different kind of test for the Blazers: can Master Splitter keep them hungry in a game they are supposed to win by double digits?
No fan base would do better with NBA Cup Champions merch than Rip City
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
No fan base would do better with NBA Cup Champions merch than Rip City
Professional basketball is being played in Portland, Oregon. Blazers are on a 3-game winning streak. 4-2 on young season. 1-0 in the NBA Cup. #RCWrapUp
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Professional basketball is being played in Portland, Oregon. Blazers are on a 3-game winning streak. 4-2 on young season. 1-0 in the NBA Cup. #RCWrapUp
The Nightmare Before Christmas is an airtight masterpiece. 76 perfect minutes.
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The Nightmare Before Christmas is an airtight masterpiece. 76 perfect minutes.
Buy your Blake Wesley jersey NOW for you and your loved ones, they’ll be out of stock soon
October 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Buy your Blake Wesley jersey NOW for you and your loved ones, they’ll be out of stock soon
Utah Jazz look very comfortable in their own skin
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Utah Jazz look very comfortable in their own skin
Clingan and Hansen initiated by battling the ghosts of Blazer Centers past
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Clingan and Hansen initiated by battling the ghosts of Blazer Centers past
Hoo boy, the officials sure are doing a lot of officiating the first week of the season
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hoo boy, the officials sure are doing a lot of officiating the first week of the season
The Blazers Millennials (JG & Jrue) are at it again
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The Blazers Millennials (JG & Jrue) are at it again
Superb work by Blazers Broadcasting on the saxophone forward music
October 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Superb work by Blazers Broadcasting on the saxophone forward music