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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 1d

Mmwff mmm... *sqrrrrk squeak squeak*

mmf! >////<

*Gagged dragonite-suited dragonite noises*

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Warm Hotcakes @warmhotcakes.bsky.social · Jul 2

I hired this sheep to be gay for you!

Anthro sheep made of rubber, is glossy and looks flustered yet giddy

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 1d

seems like it never showed up for me but I saw the message posted online in full

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 1d

ayo mole time!

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 1d

It’s this or nothing

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favorite moments from Nobel Prize history:

The Nobel Committee couldn’t reach Stanford professor Paul Milgrom to let him know that he had been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics, so his fellow winner, Robert Wilson, went over to his house in the middle of the night to wake him up!

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 1d

nope nope. Just a dragonite inside of a dragonite suit.

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 1d

easy to be the right shape when I've been turned into a dragonite in the suit too hfjfjgg

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 1d

What does LGBT stand for? wrong answers only.

Let's
Get down to
Business
To defeat the huns

ott @oven.ott.fish · 1d

What's LGBT stand for? Wrong answers only.

Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato

SCΔVENGERFΘX @scavengerfox.bsky.social · 1d

What's LGBT stand for? Wrong answers only.

Let's Go Break Things!

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 1d

hrrrffff!!!

Some people keep asking me if I shouldn't be used to it by now, but it's hard to when it's so stuffy and hot in the suit and incredibly restrictive x////x;

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 1d

s-says the permaskunk

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 1d

n-no way that's possible x.x; the additional days have slowed down a bit.

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 2d

I will bap you, bovineon!

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 2d

>////>;

so this officially hit 2 years by now

"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · Jun 3

Art by EctoDrool (FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/rindead...)

Cyrus was meant to continue their sentence as a squeaky permagrinning dragonite-suited captive

Seems like they found a substitute and forced me to be their clone for them and formlocked me instead >////>;

♥: + 1 day
🔁: +2 days
🗨: +3 days

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Azserfy @azserfy.bsky.social · May 17

Serperior is the best starter

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Luxray Toy 💙⚡ @gulby.bsky.social · May 14

The Zapkitty has embraced its new toy form. It's staying this way for a LOOONG time, and it's thanks to you~ Lux~

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Tired Cyrus AD > MFF @tiredcyrusad.bsky.social · 2d

Hey, yall should add some more time to this dragonite's timer~ It looks so good as a double for me >:3

"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · Jun 3

Art by EctoDrool (FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/rindead...)

Cyrus was meant to continue their sentence as a squeaky permagrinning dragonite-suited captive

Seems like they found a substitute and forced me to be their clone for them and formlocked me instead >////>;

♥: + 1 day
🔁: +2 days
🗨: +3 days

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 2d

hhrfff! mmf! ;////;

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 2d

HECK you

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poly! as seen in episode 17 @puropoly.bsky.social · 3d

for diseenith!

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 2d

so the longer time is correct.

gooood to know hehehe

"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 3d

That just sounds incredibly fun and tempting though, and worth the sacrifice of bullying you back into accepting full zapkitty~

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 3d

Or else what, zapkitty? :3c

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 3d

Suuuure~

not gonna be changing yourself slowly into a permagrinning luxray with a cute collar with a prominent ♾ on its LED display >:3c

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 3d

Return of the zapkitty <3 YES

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"Cyrus" the Dragonite @joeybuckaroo.pmd.social · 3d

heheh, silly nickit. Your math is off btw. The likes should be divided by 4, not 2.

But we CAN make it so that likes add 12 hours instead to make up for your mistake.

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