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John Bee
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A man, a plan, a canal—Panama!

Sometimes ad producer sometimes comic creator, full-time complainer.

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I wonder if the presumably fake female Instagram influencer who just followed me knows she wrote “angle” in her profile name instead of “angel”.
January 6, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Odd enough that this guy doing is bicep curls with just the bar but why is he using the bar from the chest press?
January 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
This season of #DragRace is Florida vs The World
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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"the president's own party will never convict him" (true) has been turned into "impeachment is deeply unpopular" (false) by DC conventional wisdom

there's absolutely no evidence that either Trump impeachment was good for him or his party, politically, even if he wasn't convicted
This isn't a popular idea. This is an *elite* belief. There's no mass of voters who recoil from impeachment like this. Majorities wanted him convicted the last two times, and the same would easily poll >50% today. The handwringing about the sacred presidency is DC-driven, it's not voter-driven.
The popular idea is that removing a president to replace him with a non-criminal president from his party, and usually elected on his ticket, is a coup.

Do governors/mayors get replaced by number 2s all the time? Yes. There's poli sci work on this, the power of the presidency blinds people.
December 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
December 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Are the kids in Stranger Things like insanely, unrealistically, smart or do I just not have as much faith in the Indiana public schools as I should?
December 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Does everyone get as many Ebglyss ads as I do or does the algorithm know I have moderate to severe eczema and I don’t?
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Every post on my Instagram feed is Heated Rivalry related.
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Can we have one episode of kids not being killed or tortured on It: Welcome to Derry? 😑
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
So Kip works full-time at a juice bar but somehow has time to sculpt a model body? #HeatedRivalry
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I love how the beginning of Heated Rivalry episode 3 is claiming to take place in New York City but it’s clearly not and they all have Canadian accents.
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
About to block this Trump supporting gay on every social platform I was following him. How did I not clock that until now?
a drag queen with a very large hat on her head is standing on a stage .
ALT: a drag queen with a very large hat on her head is standing on a stage .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I love how people in movies get slashed in the stomach and are fine but if I get a kitchen cut on my hand I’m like out of commission for days.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Me to my boyfriend every five minutes while I’m sick.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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FOLKS, WE'RE GONNA LIB OUT AND WE'RE GONNA LIB OUT VERY STRONGLY
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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People who are leaving NYC, please post pix of your U-Hauls!
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Eat shit NY Post, Trump, Murdoch.
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
There will be so many apartments available to rent after all those people who promised to flee the City after a Mamdani win leave.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The true threat that candidates like Mamdani, Platner, etc represent is that average, working, Americans can run for office and upset the establishment!
November 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
So did we gain an hour already or can I get another?
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Not Jacob but still hot.
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Is this Jacob Elordi at the gym or am I staring at a hot stranger? 🤔
October 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
There was a lady in Central Park sitting among the trees and screaming obscenities this morning and I can relate.
October 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM