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John Corn
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Husband, Father & Co-Owner of the Green Bay Packers

The Mike Holmgren Packers, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Squeezits, Nintendo 64, The Mighty Ducks trilogy, TGIF on ABC, eating inside a Pizza Hut, and Jim Carrey movies were my childhood.
I know the holidays are a busy time and not everyone might have seen the Packers game against the Bears last night. Allow me to recap it for you 🧵
December 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Well, time for bed. Goodnight football.
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December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Well the Bears just had their Rodgers to Cobb moment and the Packers got to relive the 2014 NFCCG. Merry Christmas everybody!
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Fork me.
December 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
BOSTICK!!!
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I love the jet sweep. A sure fire way to gain 2 yards.
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Malik Willis is a Packers Hall of Famer in my book.
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Lol Musgrave is such a doofus with the ball in his hands
December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The Verizon Halftime Show is brought to us by Verizon?
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December 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
But if Willis gets hurt, who could possibly go in at QB you ask?
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Dude. Nixon. I know you are that guy, but don’t be that guy…
December 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Was that really the right call when you only needed a yard? LaFleur 😵‍💫
December 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Oh boy.
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Well, I didn’t need a kick to the groin this morning, but here it is nonetheless! Imagine having JJ Watt as a *cheap* rotational player (or starter) in 2021 and 2022. Imagine having his Packers jersey hanging in your closet! 😩
J.J. Watt says he would have signed for $5 million to play for the Green Bay Packers
According to J.J. Watt, the Green Bay Packers never even gave him an offer after they learned about his interest.
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December 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I mean, this is fucking embarrassing.
December 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
our White House!
December 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
But let’s get that 18th game woooooohoooooo!!!!
Patrick Mahomes, Micah Parsons and Davante Adams...

All injured in one Sunday.
December 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Okay. Season’s over. Kill me now.
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Parsons got a call?? PARSONS GOT A CALL!!
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Remember the 1999 game in Denver where the Broncos out gained the Packers 514-133? Or 2015 in Denver where the Packers were out gained 500-140? Or Super Bowl XXXII? Or when #9 shoved Love’s head into the turf? Anyways, screw the Denver Broncos.
December 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Sooo the Broncos are assholes?
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Oh boy do I love Micah Parsons
December 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Cursed uniform thread lets do it i'll lead off with Bucs Julio Jones
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Noooooo!! It’s way too early in his career for this! I can’t look, what’s he saying? Is he to the conspiracy theory portion of the program yet? 🫣
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM