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John Gaudes
@johngaudes.bsky.social
dad, communicator
loves basketball, good writing and a new recipe

📍 winnipeg
This week of driving might have radicalized me into winter biking
December 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Philip Rivers aww you’re sweet
Kirk Cousins hello human resources???
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The faces of five men who have to work overtime
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Next stop, Vegas 🏆

The Magic ADVANCE to the Emirates NBA Cup Semifinals!
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
In the industry, we call that play a StatCrew Nightmare
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Fine I'll rewatch the Jeff Kent boot episode of Survivor again
That jersey looks good on you, Jeff!
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Our long national nightmare is over. The Chiefs stink
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“Here, damn” - fast food restaurants giving you socks with your $20 meal
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Clippers shocked to learn that signing Chris Paul means he will do Chris Paul things
Chris Paul and his leadership style clashed with the Clippers, sources tell ESPN. Paul has been vocal in holding management, coaches and players accountable, which the team felt became disruptive. Specifically: Ty Lue was not on speaking terms with Paul for several weeks.
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Showing up to the holiday function with frozen burger cookies
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The McDonald's app is that slow because it needs extra time to steal all your data and lock in on your whereabouts
December 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Reposted by John Gaudes
Happy Unsubscribe From Every Marketing Email List Day to all who celebrate!
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Commanders love to ride the line between bold and stupid
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The only fruits my toddler wants are bananas (nice) and strawberries (financially ruinous)
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What are the Panthers
Panthers get a strip sack of Matt Stafford
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
COTY
Bears coach Ben Johnson letting it rip
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
One team is calling plays for the weather
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Man, a Bears win today would be delicious
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Reposted by John Gaudes
Eagles DL got weight roomed
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The Bears offense is a wagon
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Patting Wicks on the head as he racks up points on my bench (I am never starting him)
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Do you think the Manmade guys ever watch their commercials back and feel shame?
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
All these years cooking and I never realized you can simply... push the hard-boiled egg through a cooling rack
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Ingram made that look way too easy.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
There are three other McDonald’s within a five minute drive of this but okay
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM