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crazy how good i am at beach bummin
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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bussies out for benito !!
February 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
so my life is falling apart but at least i’m in mexico city if anyone has any friends or recs here 😁
February 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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1, 2… 1, 2, 3, release ‘em
February 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
zoom interviewer ended the call while i was talking 🫩 can’t blame her lmao
February 3, 2026 at 4:07 PM
feel like the busiest lady of leisure out there rn
February 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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‘EUSEXUA’ by FKA twigs wins the #GRAMMY award for Best Dance/Electronic Album.
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Don’t ever let people forget this.
And one of the first survivors to step forward to try to stop Epstein? A trans woman, who was promptly mocked and villified by the New York Post, New York Magazine, the courts and law enforcement.
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 AM
guys i love my first fancy bag like she’s actually my baby now
January 31, 2026 at 12:52 AM
accidentally made 17 kms jokes at school today
January 30, 2026 at 8:49 PM
are fucking kidding me this fit everything
January 29, 2026 at 11:09 PM
first hot shower in 32 days 💅
January 29, 2026 at 9:50 PM
3 am travel day had nothing on me
January 29, 2026 at 5:57 PM
🥰💋
January 28, 2026 at 9:02 PM
skinny dipped in the caribbean and then got a daiquiri w lunch bc it’s my last day and why the hell not ☀️😁
January 28, 2026 at 5:39 PM
first 5star audiobook of the year 🙌 “feels as if Jigsaw were the lead producer of Love Island”…

if you love reality tv and thrillers, this is a must read for 2026 #BookSky
open.substack.com/pub/earbook/...
January's Pick
The Compound by Aisling Rawle
open.substack.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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bitches be stiffer than a dick pic!! 🙄
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
starting #TheTraitorsUk 3 👀
January 26, 2026 at 9:07 PM
bummed it’s the last week. puerto rico’s been so good to me
January 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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i’m so tired all the time 🥺
January 25, 2026 at 7:29 PM
nuremberg 2 electric boogaloo when
January 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
🙂‍↕️🫶
January 25, 2026 at 2:55 PM
every day since nicki went fascist… haven’t felt this empty since my mom died (like kinda joking)
January 24, 2026 at 10:13 PM
techichi in the trunk
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM