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won my club election tn… guess this means i’m head gay at columbia now
a woman wearing a black dress with a picture of a dog on the front
ALT: a woman wearing a black dress with a picture of a dog on the front
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December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
won my club election tn… guess this means i’m head gay at columbia now
life update during finals week
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
life update during finals week
this wine is kinda giving i want to find out who my birth father is
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
this wine is kinda giving i want to find out who my birth father is
he’s crazy but he’s #1
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
he’s crazy but he’s #1
what are the men being feed in salt lake city…
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
what are the men being feed in salt lake city…
first skircle and it’s all online oomfies 😁 i hope we get to hang one day
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
first skircle and it’s all online oomfies 😁 i hope we get to hang one day
gay guy gc saying anything and everything except responding to simple yes/no questions 😩
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
gay guy gc saying anything and everything except responding to simple yes/no questions 😩
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fresh off a joint, back to my book 😌
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
fresh off a joint, back to my book 😌
guys i cant stop staring at this pic
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
guys i cant stop staring at this pic
staycation saving my life
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
staycation saving my life
i wrote about Gone Before Goodbye by Harlan Coben and Reese Witherspoon for my first audiobook review. we should yap about it 🙂
open.substack.com/pub/earbook/...
open.substack.com/pub/earbook/...
November's Pick
Gone Before Goodbye by Harlan Coben and Reese Witherspoon
open.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i wrote about Gone Before Goodbye by Harlan Coben and Reese Witherspoon for my first audiobook review. we should yap about it 🙂
open.substack.com/pub/earbook/...
open.substack.com/pub/earbook/...
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Me: “Sorry, I have plans tonight”
The plans:
The plans:
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me: “Sorry, I have plans tonight”
The plans:
The plans:
louisiana fam is in the city and trying to see me after a decade plus
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
louisiana fam is in the city and trying to see me after a decade plus
i WILL crash out harder than any previous set guinness record
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i WILL crash out harder than any previous set guinness record
omw to my friend’s (blue collar straight man) band’s debut show
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
omw to my friend’s (blue collar straight man) band’s debut show
10 days till my first substack (monthly audiobook reviews) and hoping for 10 subscribers. bsky fam, yall are the best—I really hope some of you’ll listen along and read my silly lil thoughts
📚🎧💙🩵🤍😊
open.substack.com/pub/earbook
📚🎧💙🩵🤍😊
open.substack.com/pub/earbook
EarBook | John Hastings | Substack
A monthly audiobook review & blog for leisure listening. Click to read EarBook, by John Hastings, a Substack publication. Launched a day ago.
open.substack.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
10 days till my first substack (monthly audiobook reviews) and hoping for 10 subscribers. bsky fam, yall are the best—I really hope some of you’ll listen along and read my silly lil thoughts
📚🎧💙🩵🤍😊
open.substack.com/pub/earbook
📚🎧💙🩵🤍😊
open.substack.com/pub/earbook
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homie, wtf is wrong with you? (me to me)
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
homie, wtf is wrong with you? (me to me)
mam, this is linkedin and that’s not a job
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
mam, this is linkedin and that’s not a job
i am once again looking for a benefactor to get me thru grad school
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i am once again looking for a benefactor to get me thru grad school
