John J Salomone
@johnman.bsky.social
Having a day where I only have the capacity to respond to 1 person’s texts ( @tylershutup.bsky.social ) and every group text is getting ignored
January 20, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Having a day where I only have the capacity to respond to 1 person’s texts ( @tylershutup.bsky.social ) and every group text is getting ignored
@halfmoonjoe.com I want the bandai one
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
@halfmoonjoe.com I want the bandai one
I put a display case together over the weekend and am still organizing things but look!!!! (I put a graphic media label on this because I don't want to trigger @halfmoonjoe.com's fear of big tamagotchis)
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I put a display case together over the weekend and am still organizing things but look!!!! (I put a graphic media label on this because I don't want to trigger @halfmoonjoe.com's fear of big tamagotchis)
How is there a silent hill movie coming out in 5 days and I only just found out about it
January 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
How is there a silent hill movie coming out in 5 days and I only just found out about it
I’m gonna buy him a little chair to sit in
January 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I’m gonna buy him a little chair to sit in
Out: Saving reading a text message for when you have the capacity to respond thoughtfully, having the notification plague you all day, feeling guilt and stress every time you see it
In: Marking your unread texts as read and never responding!!
In: Marking your unread texts as read and never responding!!
January 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Out: Saving reading a text message for when you have the capacity to respond thoughtfully, having the notification plague you all day, feeling guilt and stress every time you see it
In: Marking your unread texts as read and never responding!!
In: Marking your unread texts as read and never responding!!
I miss oversharing on the internet! Now I just send @tylershutup.bsky.social 15 voice memos a day instead! I see yall complain about work on here and it’s like damn I wish that was me!!
January 14, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I miss oversharing on the internet! Now I just send @tylershutup.bsky.social 15 voice memos a day instead! I see yall complain about work on here and it’s like damn I wish that was me!!
Shut Up, Bitch! was monetized recently and I did not know how bleak the state of monetization on YouTube was right now. Back in my day you could fully say the f-slur and youtube would throw you a party at their headquarters
January 13, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Shut Up, Bitch! was monetized recently and I did not know how bleak the state of monetization on YouTube was right now. Back in my day you could fully say the f-slur and youtube would throw you a party at their headquarters
Will I be as lucky this time? If I get Hirono (Good Health) or Molly (Great Wealth) tonight I'm putting a freeze on my own bank account
January 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Will I be as lucky this time? If I get Hirono (Good Health) or Molly (Great Wealth) tonight I'm putting a freeze on my own bank account
Thinking about making a throne wishlist and sending it to all my straight friends so I can pressure them into buying me stuff as a form of allyship
January 7, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Thinking about making a throne wishlist and sending it to all my straight friends so I can pressure them into buying me stuff as a form of allyship
Looking for a hot man who wants to fix me
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Looking for a hot man who wants to fix me
Put clothes away that I’ve been moving back and forth between a chair and my bed for 2 weeks, please clap
January 5, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Put clothes away that I’ve been moving back and forth between a chair and my bed for 2 weeks, please clap
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I love seeing everyone's holiday baking and decorations it fills me with joy. But also if the holidays are difficult for you, just remember that you can do whatever the fuck you want with your life and if that means spending xmas eating a hot pocket alone or something then do it proudly u r worth it
December 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I love seeing everyone's holiday baking and decorations it fills me with joy. But also if the holidays are difficult for you, just remember that you can do whatever the fuck you want with your life and if that means spending xmas eating a hot pocket alone or something then do it proudly u r worth it
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We made a gay version of the Kay Jewelers jingle but it's about gifts because everyone should be allowed to dream
@shutupbitchpod.com
@johnman.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=toI1...
@shutupbitchpod.com
@johnman.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=toI1...
Every Gift That Made Us Gay | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 42
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December 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
We made a gay version of the Kay Jewelers jingle but it's about gifts because everyone should be allowed to dream
@shutupbitchpod.com
@johnman.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=toI1...
@shutupbitchpod.com
@johnman.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=toI1...
Cocona from XG came out as transmasculine nonbinary and I am so proud of them 😭 I feel emotional
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Cocona from XG came out as transmasculine nonbinary and I am so proud of them 😭 I feel emotional
My current kpop obsession is this group Xlov who have a "genderless" concept. Look at these queens I love them
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
My current kpop obsession is this group Xlov who have a "genderless" concept. Look at these queens I love them
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Welp @johnman.bsky.social absolutely roasts me at one point in this episode. And we ask a straight person some IMPORTANT questions.
@shutupbitchpod.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bslW...
@shutupbitchpod.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bslW...
Straight People EXPLAINED! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 41
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December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Welp @johnman.bsky.social absolutely roasts me at one point in this episode. And we ask a straight person some IMPORTANT questions.
@shutupbitchpod.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bslW...
@shutupbitchpod.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bslW...
I made pumpkin pie! hope it’s good will report back
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I made pumpkin pie! hope it’s good will report back
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Does Tyler HATE Thanksgiving? Find out on this week’s episode of Shut Up, Bitch! where we talk about turkey and debut a brand new e-mail jingle and animation! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsg8...
How to Have a Gay Thanksgiving | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 40
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November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Does Tyler HATE Thanksgiving? Find out on this week’s episode of Shut Up, Bitch! where we talk about turkey and debut a brand new e-mail jingle and animation! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsg8...
Not bog on main @aznandy.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Not bog on main @aznandy.bsky.social
I went to a Mariah Carey Xmas popup event yesterday as my friend’s +1
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I went to a Mariah Carey Xmas popup event yesterday as my friend’s +1
It's new episode day! We read guestbook comments and then talk about poop I'm sorry in advance www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DCP...
Spice Up Your Life! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 39
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November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's new episode day! We read guestbook comments and then talk about poop I'm sorry in advance www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DCP...