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John J Salomone
@johnman.bsky.social
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johnman.bsky.social
Will I be as lucky this time? If I get Hirono (Good Health) or Molly (Great Wealth) tonight I'm putting a freeze on my own bank account
"Have a good run" Popmart blind box options representing the year of the horse! Sweet love (Crybaby), Bright Future (Dimoo), Best Dream (Twinkle Twinkle), Sharp Wisdom (Skullpanda), Good Health (Hirono), Happy Family (Labubu), Great Wealth (Molly)
January 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
johnman.bsky.social
eat zucchini
January 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
johnman.bsky.social
Thinking about making a throne wishlist and sending it to all my straight friends so I can pressure them into buying me stuff as a form of allyship
January 7, 2026 at 6:04 AM
johnman.bsky.social
Looking for a hot man who wants to fix me
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 AM
johnman.bsky.social
Put clothes away that I’ve been moving back and forth between a chair and my bed for 2 weeks, please clap
January 5, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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halfmoonjoe.com
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2025
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December 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
johnman.bsky.social
I love seeing everyone's holiday baking and decorations it fills me with joy. But also if the holidays are difficult for you, just remember that you can do whatever the fuck you want with your life and if that means spending xmas eating a hot pocket alone or something then do it proudly u r worth it
December 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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tylershutup.bsky.social
We made a gay version of the Kay Jewelers jingle but it's about gifts because everyone should be allowed to dream

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@johnman.bsky.social

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Every Gift That Made Us Gay | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 42
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December 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
johnman.bsky.social
Cocona from XG came out as transmasculine nonbinary and I am so proud of them 😭 I feel emotional
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 AM
johnman.bsky.social
Fashion?? @halfmoonjoe.com
YouTube recap: “Mid 2025 Watched fashion videos” “You checked out different fashion trends and how-tos, and even some costume ideas” The list includes halfmoonjoe, Rachel Maksy, and svv art
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
johnman.bsky.social
My current kpop obsession is this group Xlov who have a "genderless" concept. Look at these queens I love them
Kpop group with a "genderless" aesthetic, in order clockwise starting from the top- Hyun, Rui, Wumuti, Haru
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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tylershutup.bsky.social
Welp @johnman.bsky.social absolutely roasts me at one point in this episode. And we ask a straight person some IMPORTANT questions.

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Straight People EXPLAINED! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 41
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December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
johnman.bsky.social
I made pumpkin pie! hope it’s good will report back
Top view of a pumpkin pie with powdered sugar and orange zest, sitting on a fall animal crossing tablecloth Side view of a pumpkin pie with powdered sugar and orange zest, sitting on a fall animal crossing tablecloth
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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shutupbitchpod.com
Does Tyler HATE Thanksgiving? Find out on this week’s episode of Shut Up, Bitch! where we talk about turkey and debut a brand new e-mail jingle and animation! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsg8...
How to Have a Gay Thanksgiving | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 40
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November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
johnman.bsky.social
Not bog on main @aznandy.bsky.social
Me and @aznandy sharing 1 brain cell
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
johnman.bsky.social
I went to a Mariah Carey Xmas popup event yesterday as my friend’s +1
Me, wearing a vintage sparkly Xmas sweater + a cross body bag with a Coca Cola labubu wearing a Santa hat on it. I am in a bathroom. Mariah Carey cardboard cutout to take pictures with. “All I want to Christmas is you” in neon lettering. Mirag Carey wall print next to a display of… 18??awards Xmas labubu in front of a Christmas tree. The flash is ON.
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
johnman.bsky.social
It's new episode day! We read guestbook comments and then talk about poop I'm sorry in advance www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DCP...
Spice Up Your Life! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 39
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November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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shutupbitchpod.com
It's tuesday and you know what that means: a shit-themed tier list. Does that make you want to click on the video? We think it should www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DCP...
Spice Up Your Life! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 39
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November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
johnman.bsky.social
I was at a wedding all weekend and JUST caught up on the news, holy SHIT
November 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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shutupbitchpod.com
Shut Up, Bitch! is now a YouTube partner! Thanks to everyone for watching and listening this year!
Email that reads: Shut Up, Bitch!, congrats! You've been accepted into the YouTube Partner Program. Welcome to the YouTube Partner Program! Congratulations! Your dedication has paid off and you're now among a prestigious community of creators building their voices and businesses on YouTube.
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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shutupbitchpod.com
Bottoms up, and the devil laughs
Total YT subs for Shut Up, Bitch has reached 666!
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
johnman.bsky.social
Let’s talk about MySpace and neopets!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDBb...
Miss Wumbo 2025 | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 38
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November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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tylershutup.bsky.social
New episode is up!

Can you believe we found @johnman.bsky.social's old Myspace? 😮

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Miss Wumbo 2025 | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 38
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November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
johnman.bsky.social
They got Samus doing the Akira slide
Screenshot of Samus from Metroid Prime 4 on an alien-tech looking motorcycle. From Know Your Meme: "The Akira Slide, also known as the Akira Motorcycle / Bike Slide, is one of the most famous scenes from the 1988 Japanese animated movie Akira, when Kaneda brings his bike to a sliding stop. Its iconic composition, with the motorcycle getting away from the viewer as it is halted, was referenced in many other artworks, from official studios as well as from independent artists."
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
johnman.bsky.social
New episode today! The energy is high and the gays are gay www.youtube.com/watch?v=8clk...
I Have No Ass and I Must Sh*t | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 37
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November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM