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John J Salomone
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(This isn't a problem for us at all, and all of our Shorts are monetized so that's good! Just wild how much censorship is needed now)
January 13, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I can only imagine that this is a review of metamucil
January 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
The Great Pissing was a crucial moment in the history of macro robotics and will not be forgotten. Please consider such things in future posts and maybe open a textbook before writing such nonsense. Hope this helps!
January 11, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I find it troubling that you would post my gundam without my consent and framed in such a light. As we all know, gundams cannot have gundongs, as they were banned from production in AC 195 after one released 500,000 gallons of oil onto a small fishing village in Tokyo, drowning the entire population
January 11, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Wait I used to do this and completely forgot until reading this omg. I’m from the east coast though so idk what I was doing
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I love that you’re still watching it
January 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Okay listen. I got 2. First was crybaby which I’m happy with but I wanted to try for labubu one more time and…
January 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
THATS THE ONE I GOT lmaoo
January 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
consume green squash
January 8, 2026 at 8:06 AM
I watched one episode of it and even I, a gay, thought it was corny 👀 but I might try watching more of it and see if my mind changes
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
why does gen z wear big pants at the gym
January 7, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Ok Avril!
December 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“What do I gotta do to get outta here”
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I try not to fly AT ALL 😭 planes are an absolute torture device (imo)
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Can’t have a leak with no pipes! Now you have a second sink under the first one! Isn’t that better!?
December 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Oh god
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What
December 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM