Andy Smith
@johnneptune.bsky.social
You gotta get down to the noise and confusion
To bed. World still rocked by cucurella not being the biggest cunt on the pitch earlier.
December 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
To bed. World still rocked by cucurella not being the biggest cunt on the pitch earlier.
Salah all " I've been thrown under a bus for a January bought ghanian"
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Salah all " I've been thrown under a bus for a January bought ghanian"
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December 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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There's 8% of me thinks stokes & jacks come out in the morning, flat pitch, old ball, sun shining & with careful but positive batting we battle through to a 200 lead by the time the sun sets &.. we delay defeat til about 5am Monday morning but we'll all be amazed it they last til 1st drinks break
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
There's 8% of me thinks stokes & jacks come out in the morning, flat pitch, old ball, sun shining & with careful but positive batting we battle through to a 200 lead by the time the sun sets &.. we delay defeat til about 5am Monday morning but we'll all be amazed it they last til 1st drinks break
Should give you extra points if you clear the table but with half the colours not being the black.
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Should give you extra points if you clear the table but with half the colours not being the black.
Look at you all , watching match of the day when the snooker's on.
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Look at you all , watching match of the day when the snooker's on.
Pandora!
I adore ya!
I implore ye!
Don't ignore me!
I adore ya!
I implore ye!
Don't ignore me!
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Pandora!
I adore ya!
I implore ye!
Don't ignore me!
I adore ya!
I implore ye!
Don't ignore me!
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Giddy Everton AND Leeds fans. Not sure social media has ever seen the like before.
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Giddy Everton AND Leeds fans. Not sure social media has ever seen the like before.
Please rt
Shit shit shit I forgot...
ANYONE VERY CLOSE TO THE SOUTHBANK WANT TO SEE STEREOLAB FOR FREE?
ANYONE VERY CLOSE TO THE SOUTHBANK WANT TO SEE STEREOLAB FOR FREE?
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Please rt
Shit shit shit I forgot...
ANYONE VERY CLOSE TO THE SOUTHBANK WANT TO SEE STEREOLAB FOR FREE?
ANYONE VERY CLOSE TO THE SOUTHBANK WANT TO SEE STEREOLAB FOR FREE?
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Shit shit shit I forgot...
ANYONE VERY CLOSE TO THE SOUTHBANK WANT TO SEE STEREOLAB FOR FREE?
ANYONE VERY CLOSE TO THE SOUTHBANK WANT TO SEE STEREOLAB FOR FREE?
Loleeds united afc
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Loleeds united afc
I'm also old enough to remember when a defending player tries to murder* an attacking player who is offside the offside doesn't matter and its a definite penalty. Lols. #afcb
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'm also old enough to remember when a defending player tries to murder* an attacking player who is offside the offside doesn't matter and its a definite penalty. Lols. #afcb
There's no international team that can bat overs anymore though remember, too much white ball cricket.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
There's no international team that can bat overs anymore though remember, too much white ball cricket.
Right I best get on, the hapless boobs at Dean Court won't pull out of tackles to ensure not being injured ahead of a big money winter move on their own.
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Right I best get on, the hapless boobs at Dean Court won't pull out of tackles to ensure not being injured ahead of a big money winter move on their own.
FOUR DAY TEST
Its a moral victory.
Its a moral victory.
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
FOUR DAY TEST
Its a moral victory.
Its a moral victory.
Hurry up and lose you bums
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Hurry up and lose you bums
A quickfire 19 from 7 balls is just what this situation needs. Thank god for Harry brook.
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 AM
A quickfire 19 from 7 balls is just what this situation needs. Thank god for Harry brook.
"Right we've seen off starc, time to make h...."
TWAT
TWAT
December 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"Right we've seen off starc, time to make h...."
TWAT
TWAT
HEBBO BY DAME IB OBBIE POBE
December 6, 2025 at 9:57 AM
HEBBO BY DAME IB OBBIE POBE
Didn't see the 1st 2 sessions but wow the Australian tail must have batted incredibly to do so well on such a minefield of a pitch. #thecricket
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Didn't see the 1st 2 sessions but wow the Australian tail must have batted incredibly to do so well on such a minefield of a pitch. #thecricket