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JohnnyChicagoThe2nd
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My pronouns are "fuck/you"

I post dark shit. So?

Follow me and repost it!

Trump likes to fuck underage girls.

Fuck ICE.

This country is dying because of "Christian nationalism," which is just Nazis carrying a Bible.

BEWARE THE EXTREME RIGHT AND LEFT!
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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Watching tech oligarchs trade democracy for deregulation clarifies history.

In the 1930s they would have supported Hitler without blinking.

It's not about ideology. It's just a business decision to them
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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I love that due to his atrocious lip syncing Kid Rock is now being referred to as Hillbilly Vanilli
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 AM
February 12, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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This day in history. 1450. Feast day of saint Julian the Hospitaller who murdered his parents in their sleep but it's fine with the church because he thought they were his wife and some dude.
February 12, 2026 at 9:22 AM
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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Minnesota police announce the arrest of ICE and Homeland Security Backgrounder Rashad Johnson on charges of underage sex trafficking.
Pedo Trump allowed him to have a high security clearance.
Deplorable. #cdnpoli
February 12, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Old farts like this back in the day were taken out back and had a fucking bullet put in their head as a mercy kill.

Oh but this guy thinks he's a president, so we should leave the delusional old pedo alone, eh?

👌🏽
February 12, 2026 at 10:39 AM
February 12, 2026 at 10:29 AM
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 AM
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 AM
My girlfriend thinks I'm gay

Or

If my girlfriend blew me more then I wouldn't need friends, but here we are, and it's all your fault, bitch

Ha. Ha.

youtu.be/Uq_btnSYzrM?...
My Girlfriend Thinks I'm Gay
YouTube video by MIKEY & WYATT
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
"They're a bunch of sick fucks."

And many people on this app support a pedophile president fucking preteen girls.

Here's a small truth bomb for the day.

youtu.be/LKWuBea3bos?...
Rep. Balint on Trump’s Claims That He Expelled Epstein From Mar-a-Lago
YouTube video by Drop Site News
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 AM
And people say the Germans lack humor in some places.

This is PERFECT.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
February 12, 2026 at 7:37 AM
It happens in threes:

Here's part 2...

Bud Corr, star of "Harold and Maude" from 1971, died today.

He was 77.

He had a really odd career too, IMDB him!

Does it help you younguns to know he was in a Kevin Smith movie?

variety.com/2026/film/ne...
Bud Cort, ‘Harold and Maude’ Star, Dies at 77
Bud Cort, who starred in 'Harold and Maude" and "Brewster McCloud," died Wednesday. He was 77.
variety.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
He is DEAD
No one expected this one...

James Van Der Beek, dead at 49. Dawson's Creek heartthrob from over 20 years ago!

RIP young man!

consequence.net/2026/02/jame...
James Van Der Beek, Dawson's Creek Star, Dead at 48
James Van Der Beek, the actor best known for his roles in Dawson's Creek and Varsity Blues, has died at the age of 48 following a battle with colorectal cancer.
consequence.net
February 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
This girl was a crack shot, suffered from "mental issues," came from a divorced family and had a history of other unrelated issues.

In other words she was just like a typical American girl here.

Broken home? Check
Misdiagnosed? Check
Access to weapons? Check

👍🏼🇺🇲👍🏼

www.huffpost.com/entry/police...
Police Identify Suspect In Canada School Shooting As Teen Girl
The 18-year-old accused of killing nine people at a rural school had prior mental health calls to her home.
www.huffpost.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:20 PM
What needs to be said!!!
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
"But... but... Trump said he will solve everything day one.

DAY ONE!

No more wars, .89¢ gas, a robust economy...

WHAT HAPPENED TRUMP???

ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE......."

- says every MAGA scum and right-wing asslicker
The US continues losing blue-collar jobs—year-on-year job losses have hit 170k as manufacturing, transportation, & mining industries lose jobs at a rapid pace while growth in construction remains low
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Oh you fucked up, bitch.

DON'T SEND DEPENDS ADULT DIAPERS COUPONS TO THE WHITE HOUSE?

I'm printing out one today and copying 100 at my local Office Max. It will be worth the postage!!!

Address where NOT to send them to
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
February 11, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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LOSER CHUMP.......
February 11, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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well at least things are more expensive for no reason and secret police are murdering people
US HIRING AT RECESSION LEVELS: HIRING RATE AT 3.3%, MATCHING THE 2020 CRISIS AND NEAR A 13-YEAR LOW.
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 PM