JohnnyChicagoThe2nd
@johnnychicagodeux.bsky.social
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Trump likes to fuck underage girls.
Don't be afraid to speak the truth.
This country is dying, but a few of us will survive it.
This all must end.
Repost everything I post. Why not?
Trump likes to fuck underage girls.
Don't be afraid to speak the truth.
This country is dying, but a few of us will survive it.
This all must end.
This picture tells you who is starving because they are making shitty and stupid life choices every day, and those who kept their money and their values in their pockets while idiotic trends kill everyone else.
And those dying people say they are "leftists" and "real awake."
Ok, Jan.
Sure.
And those dying people say they are "leftists" and "real awake."
Ok, Jan.
Sure.
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This picture tells you who is starving because they are making shitty and stupid life choices every day, and those who kept their money and their values in their pockets while idiotic trends kill everyone else.
And those dying people say they are "leftists" and "real awake."
Ok, Jan.
Sure.
And those dying people say they are "leftists" and "real awake."
Ok, Jan.
Sure.
When your dick looks like a twisted mushroom and you think your pussy eating game is fire, but then you realize you're dying and you can't stay awake for more than 5 hours a day because you're a pathetic piece of shit.
Picture related.
Picture related.
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
When your dick looks like a twisted mushroom and you think your pussy eating game is fire, but then you realize you're dying and you can't stay awake for more than 5 hours a day because you're a pathetic piece of shit.
Picture related.
Picture related.
Every time I see a MAGA who is proudly wearing a red cap and saying everything is alright as their life evaporates into nothingness and they lose everything.
Meanwhile, I smoke a cigar and count the hundreds in my pocket as I remember I'm rich and they are just stupid people.
This is my reaction.
Meanwhile, I smoke a cigar and count the hundreds in my pocket as I remember I'm rich and they are just stupid people.
This is my reaction.
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Every time I see a MAGA who is proudly wearing a red cap and saying everything is alright as their life evaporates into nothingness and they lose everything.
Meanwhile, I smoke a cigar and count the hundreds in my pocket as I remember I'm rich and they are just stupid people.
This is my reaction.
Meanwhile, I smoke a cigar and count the hundreds in my pocket as I remember I'm rich and they are just stupid people.
This is my reaction.
Marriage.
Do it once. Try it. Get a kid out of it.
And then get out before you owe her too much alimony.
This is your future, buddy.
Do it once. Try it. Get a kid out of it.
And then get out before you owe her too much alimony.
This is your future, buddy.
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Marriage.
Do it once. Try it. Get a kid out of it.
And then get out before you owe her too much alimony.
This is your future, buddy.
Do it once. Try it. Get a kid out of it.
And then get out before you owe her too much alimony.
This is your future, buddy.
It's not marriage that did it. It's age.
The wall spares very few.
Sometimes marriage is NOT the answer.
Good christ.
The wall spares very few.
Sometimes marriage is NOT the answer.
Good christ.
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It's not marriage that did it. It's age.
The wall spares very few.
Sometimes marriage is NOT the answer.
Good christ.
The wall spares very few.
Sometimes marriage is NOT the answer.
Good christ.
This is what bad life choices look like.
The poor man.
Next time learn how to cook and clean for yourself, chump.
There's thousands of songs written about avoiding the trap and being free and happy.
😵
The poor man.
Next time learn how to cook and clean for yourself, chump.
There's thousands of songs written about avoiding the trap and being free and happy.
😵
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
This is what bad life choices look like.
The poor man.
Next time learn how to cook and clean for yourself, chump.
There's thousands of songs written about avoiding the trap and being free and happy.
😵
The poor man.
Next time learn how to cook and clean for yourself, chump.
There's thousands of songs written about avoiding the trap and being free and happy.
😵
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DAY 4
Jose, the Mexican elf on the shelf, gets pushed against the wall of the ICE van that's traveling to headquarters.
HE'S TRYING TO REMEMBER THE FUN THAT HE HAD AND THE MISCHIEF THAT HE GOT INTO, AND NOW HE BELIEVES THAT CHRISTMAS KARMA HAS COME TO CLAIM HIM.
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Jose, the Mexican elf on the shelf, gets pushed against the wall of the ICE van that's traveling to headquarters.
HE'S TRYING TO REMEMBER THE FUN THAT HE HAD AND THE MISCHIEF THAT HE GOT INTO, AND NOW HE BELIEVES THAT CHRISTMAS KARMA HAS COME TO CLAIM HIM.
(Don't forget to like or repost)
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
DAY 4
Jose, the Mexican elf on the shelf, gets pushed against the wall of the ICE van that's traveling to headquarters.
HE'S TRYING TO REMEMBER THE FUN THAT HE HAD AND THE MISCHIEF THAT HE GOT INTO, AND NOW HE BELIEVES THAT CHRISTMAS KARMA HAS COME TO CLAIM HIM.
(Don't forget to like or repost)
Jose, the Mexican elf on the shelf, gets pushed against the wall of the ICE van that's traveling to headquarters.
HE'S TRYING TO REMEMBER THE FUN THAT HE HAD AND THE MISCHIEF THAT HE GOT INTO, AND NOW HE BELIEVES THAT CHRISTMAS KARMA HAS COME TO CLAIM HIM.
(Don't forget to like or repost)
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🤣Kristi "ICE Barbie" Noem was officially declared the winner of this week's televised groveling contest disguised as a cabinet meeting: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
🤣Kristi "ICE Barbie" Noem was officially declared the winner of this week's televised groveling contest disguised as a cabinet meeting: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
Why does anybody still listen to this asshole? He’s surrounded by incompetent morons and his own family bailed a long time ago.
People have spent the last decade of their lives humiliating themselves and isolating family to defend him.
More to follow from a growing hatred for him on 4chan!
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
People have spent the last decade of their lives humiliating themselves and isolating family to defend him.
More to follow from a growing hatred for him on 4chan!
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Why does anybody still listen to this asshole? He’s surrounded by incompetent morons and his own family bailed a long time ago.
People have spent the last decade of their lives humiliating themselves and isolating family to defend him.
More to follow from a growing hatred for him on 4chan!
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
People have spent the last decade of their lives humiliating themselves and isolating family to defend him.
More to follow from a growing hatred for him on 4chan!
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
Soon, you asshole.
Soon.
- a friend
Soon.
- a friend
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Soon, you asshole.
Soon.
- a friend
Soon.
- a friend
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In exchange for nothing at all, Putin puppet Trump has suspended some sanctions on the oil company Lukoil.
The russians are laughing their heads off at the weakest man to ever occupy the White House.
The russians are laughing their heads off at the weakest man to ever occupy the White House.
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
In exchange for nothing at all, Putin puppet Trump has suspended some sanctions on the oil company Lukoil.
The russians are laughing their heads off at the weakest man to ever occupy the White House.
The russians are laughing their heads off at the weakest man to ever occupy the White House.
I hope they "accidently" hit a main vein and Donnie Teenbanger dies in agony on the table.
One can wish...
One can wish...
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I hope they "accidently" hit a main vein and Donnie Teenbanger dies in agony on the table.
One can wish...
One can wish...
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December 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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the united states *deserves* international consequences for continuing to carry out these blatant war crimes
this shit is horrific on every level
this shit is horrific on every level
The boat was split in half. 9 men were dead. 2 more clung to a floating piece of wreckage and tried desperately to flip it over for 41 minutes straight. There was no possible way they were going anywhere.
Then they were killed in cold blood by the U.S. military.
Then they were killed in cold blood by the U.S. military.
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
the united states *deserves* international consequences for continuing to carry out these blatant war crimes
this shit is horrific on every level
this shit is horrific on every level
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Taco 2.0's worst critic is Taco 1.0... I remember him talking about "Sleepy Joe" and that they will never catch him dozing off...
Segway to 2025...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCFz...
Segway to 2025...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCFz...
Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, & More Mock Donald Trump For Appearing To Fall Asleep In Meeting
YouTube video by Access Hollywood
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Taco 2.0's worst critic is Taco 1.0... I remember him talking about "Sleepy Joe" and that they will never catch him dozing off...
Segway to 2025...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCFz...
Segway to 2025...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCFz...
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While everyone was focusing on Trump sleeping during the cabinet meeting, they seemed to miss his heavily bandaged right hand. 👇 You know, the same one he has regularly appeared with bruises and bandages on since 2019 👇 and the media just shrugs. 😒 bsky.app/profile/maud...
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Not to state the obvious, but if voters had no problem affording increasingly high costs, they wouldn’t rank it as their top concern. But since they do, they do.
www.stephensemler.com/p/why-afford...
www.stephensemler.com/p/why-afford...
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Not to state the obvious, but if voters had no problem affording increasingly high costs, they wouldn’t rank it as their top concern. But since they do, they do.
www.stephensemler.com/p/why-afford...
www.stephensemler.com/p/why-afford...
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The affordability crisis has suddenly taken over headlines. It’s about time: Voters have ranked it as their top concern for the last 41 consecutive months.
www.stephensemler.com/p/why-afford...
www.stephensemler.com/p/why-afford...
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The affordability crisis has suddenly taken over headlines. It’s about time: Voters have ranked it as their top concern for the last 41 consecutive months.
www.stephensemler.com/p/why-afford...
www.stephensemler.com/p/why-afford...
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Ruh roh: New poll finds 37% of people who backed Trump in 2024 say the cost of living is "the worst they can ever remember it being." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Damning New Poll: Americans Say Cost Of Living Is 'Worst They Can Ever Remember'
A rising number of President Donald Trump's own voters think he's responsible for higher prices, according to new data.
www.huffpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ruh roh: New poll finds 37% of people who backed Trump in 2024 say the cost of living is "the worst they can ever remember it being." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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Winning the war on woke
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Winning the war on woke