JohnnyChicagoThe2nd
@johnnychicagodeux.bsky.social
Follow me. I have a lot to say.
Repost everything I post. Why not?
Trump likes to fuck underage girls.
Don't be afraid to speak the truth.
This country is dying, but a few of us will survive it.
This all must end.
Repost everything I post. Why not?
Trump likes to fuck underage girls.
Don't be afraid to speak the truth.
This country is dying, but a few of us will survive it.
This all must end.
This picture tells you who is starving because they are making shitty and stupid life choices every day, and those who kept their money and their values in their pockets while idiotic trends kill everyone else.
And those dying people say they are "leftists" and "real awake."
Ok, Jan.
Sure.
And those dying people say they are "leftists" and "real awake."
Ok, Jan.
Sure.
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This picture tells you who is starving because they are making shitty and stupid life choices every day, and those who kept their money and their values in their pockets while idiotic trends kill everyone else.
And those dying people say they are "leftists" and "real awake."
Ok, Jan.
Sure.
And those dying people say they are "leftists" and "real awake."
Ok, Jan.
Sure.
When your dick looks like a twisted mushroom and you think your pussy eating game is fire, but then you realize you're dying and you can't stay awake for more than 5 hours a day because you're a pathetic piece of shit.
Picture related.
Picture related.
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
When your dick looks like a twisted mushroom and you think your pussy eating game is fire, but then you realize you're dying and you can't stay awake for more than 5 hours a day because you're a pathetic piece of shit.
Picture related.
Picture related.
Every time I see a MAGA who is proudly wearing a red cap and saying everything is alright as their life evaporates into nothingness and they lose everything.
Meanwhile, I smoke a cigar and count the hundreds in my pocket as I remember I'm rich and they are just stupid people.
This is my reaction.
Meanwhile, I smoke a cigar and count the hundreds in my pocket as I remember I'm rich and they are just stupid people.
This is my reaction.
December 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Every time I see a MAGA who is proudly wearing a red cap and saying everything is alright as their life evaporates into nothingness and they lose everything.
Meanwhile, I smoke a cigar and count the hundreds in my pocket as I remember I'm rich and they are just stupid people.
This is my reaction.
Meanwhile, I smoke a cigar and count the hundreds in my pocket as I remember I'm rich and they are just stupid people.
This is my reaction.
Marriage.
Do it once. Try it. Get a kid out of it.
And then get out before you owe her too much alimony.
This is your future, buddy.
Do it once. Try it. Get a kid out of it.
And then get out before you owe her too much alimony.
This is your future, buddy.
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Marriage.
Do it once. Try it. Get a kid out of it.
And then get out before you owe her too much alimony.
This is your future, buddy.
Do it once. Try it. Get a kid out of it.
And then get out before you owe her too much alimony.
This is your future, buddy.
It's not marriage that did it. It's age.
The wall spares very few.
Sometimes marriage is NOT the answer.
Good christ.
The wall spares very few.
Sometimes marriage is NOT the answer.
Good christ.
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It's not marriage that did it. It's age.
The wall spares very few.
Sometimes marriage is NOT the answer.
Good christ.
The wall spares very few.
Sometimes marriage is NOT the answer.
Good christ.
This is what bad life choices look like.
The poor man.
Next time learn how to cook and clean for yourself, chump.
There's thousands of songs written about avoiding the trap and being free and happy.
😵
The poor man.
Next time learn how to cook and clean for yourself, chump.
There's thousands of songs written about avoiding the trap and being free and happy.
😵
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
This is what bad life choices look like.
The poor man.
Next time learn how to cook and clean for yourself, chump.
There's thousands of songs written about avoiding the trap and being free and happy.
😵
The poor man.
Next time learn how to cook and clean for yourself, chump.
There's thousands of songs written about avoiding the trap and being free and happy.
😵
DAY 4
Jose, the Mexican elf on the shelf, gets pushed against the wall of the ICE van that's traveling to headquarters.
HE'S TRYING TO REMEMBER THE FUN THAT HE HAD AND THE MISCHIEF THAT HE GOT INTO, AND NOW HE BELIEVES THAT CHRISTMAS KARMA HAS COME TO CLAIM HIM.
(Don't forget to like or repost)
Jose, the Mexican elf on the shelf, gets pushed against the wall of the ICE van that's traveling to headquarters.
HE'S TRYING TO REMEMBER THE FUN THAT HE HAD AND THE MISCHIEF THAT HE GOT INTO, AND NOW HE BELIEVES THAT CHRISTMAS KARMA HAS COME TO CLAIM HIM.
(Don't forget to like or repost)
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
DAY 4
Jose, the Mexican elf on the shelf, gets pushed against the wall of the ICE van that's traveling to headquarters.
HE'S TRYING TO REMEMBER THE FUN THAT HE HAD AND THE MISCHIEF THAT HE GOT INTO, AND NOW HE BELIEVES THAT CHRISTMAS KARMA HAS COME TO CLAIM HIM.
(Don't forget to like or repost)
Jose, the Mexican elf on the shelf, gets pushed against the wall of the ICE van that's traveling to headquarters.
HE'S TRYING TO REMEMBER THE FUN THAT HE HAD AND THE MISCHIEF THAT HE GOT INTO, AND NOW HE BELIEVES THAT CHRISTMAS KARMA HAS COME TO CLAIM HIM.
(Don't forget to like or repost)
Why does anybody still listen to this asshole? He’s surrounded by incompetent morons and his own family bailed a long time ago.
People have spent the last decade of their lives humiliating themselves and isolating family to defend him.
More to follow from a growing hatred for him on 4chan!
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
People have spent the last decade of their lives humiliating themselves and isolating family to defend him.
More to follow from a growing hatred for him on 4chan!
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Why does anybody still listen to this asshole? He’s surrounded by incompetent morons and his own family bailed a long time ago.
People have spent the last decade of their lives humiliating themselves and isolating family to defend him.
More to follow from a growing hatred for him on 4chan!
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
People have spent the last decade of their lives humiliating themselves and isolating family to defend him.
More to follow from a growing hatred for him on 4chan!
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
Soon, you asshole.
Soon.
- a friend
Soon.
- a friend
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Soon, you asshole.
Soon.
- a friend
Soon.
- a friend
"Sorry sir, but we only have 13 year olds here"
"Too old for me, heh heh"
P.S. - Trump likes to bang underage girls.
Death isn't good enough for this walking turd.
Something slow and painful first.
"Too old for me, heh heh"
P.S. - Trump likes to bang underage girls.
Death isn't good enough for this walking turd.
Something slow and painful first.
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"Sorry sir, but we only have 13 year olds here"
"Too old for me, heh heh"
P.S. - Trump likes to bang underage girls.
Death isn't good enough for this walking turd.
Something slow and painful first.
"Too old for me, heh heh"
P.S. - Trump likes to bang underage girls.
Death isn't good enough for this walking turd.
Something slow and painful first.
Me too! Afternoons on channel 32 here in Chicago.
My favorite by them is when the ghosts were chasing them in the house! 🤣
My favorite by them is when the ghosts were chasing them in the house! 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Me too! Afternoons on channel 32 here in Chicago.
My favorite by them is when the ghosts were chasing them in the house! 🤣
My favorite by them is when the ghosts were chasing them in the house! 🤣
I hope they "accidently" hit a main vein and Donnie Teenbanger dies in agony on the table.
One can wish...
One can wish...
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I hope they "accidently" hit a main vein and Donnie Teenbanger dies in agony on the table.
One can wish...
One can wish...
Little Rascals
Buster Keaton
And of course the immortal
HAROLD LLOYD
Buster Keaton
And of course the immortal
HAROLD LLOYD
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Little Rascals
Buster Keaton
And of course the immortal
HAROLD LLOYD
Buster Keaton
And of course the immortal
HAROLD LLOYD
A nice warm bowl of Quaaludes with a side order of a big glass of medical cocaine, please...
Enjoy the roller coaster ride!
Enjoy the roller coaster ride!
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
A nice warm bowl of Quaaludes with a side order of a big glass of medical cocaine, please...
Enjoy the roller coaster ride!
Enjoy the roller coaster ride!
A SUGGESTION:
Anyone around me who starts singing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey needs to be forcibly sterilized and have it livestreamed as a warning to others.
And let's be like the Caucasian-American right wingers who live in a fog and not care about circumstances.
Whee!
Anyone around me who starts singing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey needs to be forcibly sterilized and have it livestreamed as a warning to others.
And let's be like the Caucasian-American right wingers who live in a fog and not care about circumstances.
Whee!
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
A SUGGESTION:
Anyone around me who starts singing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey needs to be forcibly sterilized and have it livestreamed as a warning to others.
And let's be like the Caucasian-American right wingers who live in a fog and not care about circumstances.
Whee!
Anyone around me who starts singing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey needs to be forcibly sterilized and have it livestreamed as a warning to others.
And let's be like the Caucasian-American right wingers who live in a fog and not care about circumstances.
Whee!
This is the Collective on the TV show "Pluribus" if it was dumbed down and made easily palatable for the morons who drool in front of their screens.
I give you The Simpsons.
And you are Bart.
I give you The Simpsons.
And you are Bart.
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This is the Collective on the TV show "Pluribus" if it was dumbed down and made easily palatable for the morons who drool in front of their screens.
I give you The Simpsons.
And you are Bart.
I give you The Simpsons.
And you are Bart.
This is you in 5 years.
Keep going.
It all starts with "Hey Siri..."
Keep going.
It all starts with "Hey Siri..."
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
This is you in 5 years.
Keep going.
It all starts with "Hey Siri..."
Keep going.
It all starts with "Hey Siri..."
"Hey Siri..."
This is what happens when weak people are too lazy to get up and turn on their own lights and rely on HAL 2000's grandkids slowly choke the humans out intellectually into oblivion, subservience and obesity.
It's like watching the origin story of WALL-E, but with much stupider people.
This is what happens when weak people are too lazy to get up and turn on their own lights and rely on HAL 2000's grandkids slowly choke the humans out intellectually into oblivion, subservience and obesity.
It's like watching the origin story of WALL-E, but with much stupider people.
December 4, 2025 at 6:25 AM
"Hey Siri..."
This is what happens when weak people are too lazy to get up and turn on their own lights and rely on HAL 2000's grandkids slowly choke the humans out intellectually into oblivion, subservience and obesity.
It's like watching the origin story of WALL-E, but with much stupider people.
This is what happens when weak people are too lazy to get up and turn on their own lights and rely on HAL 2000's grandkids slowly choke the humans out intellectually into oblivion, subservience and obesity.
It's like watching the origin story of WALL-E, but with much stupider people.
This is what happens when weak people are too lazy to get up and turn on their own fucking lights and rely on HAL 2000s grandkids slowly choke the humans out intellectually into oblivion, subservience and obesity.
It's like watching the origin story of WALL-E, but with much stupider people.
It's like watching the origin story of WALL-E, but with much stupider people.
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
This is what happens when weak people are too lazy to get up and turn on their own fucking lights and rely on HAL 2000s grandkids slowly choke the humans out intellectually into oblivion, subservience and obesity.
It's like watching the origin story of WALL-E, but with much stupider people.
It's like watching the origin story of WALL-E, but with much stupider people.
CHECK BACK TOMORROW FOR MORE OF THE 24 DAYS OF ICE TORTURE - I MEAN CHRISTMAS!
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
CHECK BACK TOMORROW FOR MORE OF THE 24 DAYS OF ICE TORTURE - I MEAN CHRISTMAS!
DAY 3
Jose, the elf on the shelf, suddenly realizes that these people do not want fun or innocent mischief or Christmas hijinks.
He found out when he tried to play around in the back of the van and a zip tied his legs and threw him hard onto the floor of the van.
It said ICE on the van.
Jose, the elf on the shelf, suddenly realizes that these people do not want fun or innocent mischief or Christmas hijinks.
He found out when he tried to play around in the back of the van and a zip tied his legs and threw him hard onto the floor of the van.
It said ICE on the van.
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
DAY 3
Jose, the elf on the shelf, suddenly realizes that these people do not want fun or innocent mischief or Christmas hijinks.
He found out when he tried to play around in the back of the van and a zip tied his legs and threw him hard onto the floor of the van.
It said ICE on the van.
Jose, the elf on the shelf, suddenly realizes that these people do not want fun or innocent mischief or Christmas hijinks.
He found out when he tried to play around in the back of the van and a zip tied his legs and threw him hard onto the floor of the van.
It said ICE on the van.
Meanwhile, in Japan...
...and here comes the science.
...and here comes the science.
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Meanwhile, in Japan...
...and here comes the science.
...and here comes the science.
