Johnny Cleancheeks
@johnnycleancheeks.bsky.social
Making sure everyone is washing their hands
I’m always able to guess the correct numbers on the powerball, but I never buy a ticket because that shit is rigged
January 30, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I’m always able to guess the correct numbers on the powerball, but I never buy a ticket because that shit is rigged
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Whiskey Friday with Greg Bovino
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 27, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Whiskey Friday with Greg Bovino
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I think it is time for there to be blowback and a scandal for any elected Democrat even saying this sort of thing. You should be shamed for pretending this is a thing. We do not need this gesture anymore. The Republicans are the Nazi Party and Donald Trump is their Fuhrer.
January 24, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I think it is time for there to be blowback and a scandal for any elected Democrat even saying this sort of thing. You should be shamed for pretending this is a thing. We do not need this gesture anymore. The Republicans are the Nazi Party and Donald Trump is their Fuhrer.
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they’re slowing down and applying heavy reverb to my ass
January 24, 2026 at 1:22 AM
they’re slowing down and applying heavy reverb to my ass
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minus 20 degrees F there today
January 23, 2026 at 11:13 PM
minus 20 degrees F there today
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wait... Zarathustra really spake that...? </3
January 23, 2026 at 11:14 PM
wait... Zarathustra really spake that...? </3
When you forget to wash last night’s club stamp off your hand 😳
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 PM
When you forget to wash last night’s club stamp off your hand 😳
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online is where you shoot the shit with your friends, yell at clouds and post nonsense, you're not going over the top at the Battle of the Somme lol
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 AM
online is where you shoot the shit with your friends, yell at clouds and post nonsense, you're not going over the top at the Battle of the Somme lol
I want to play carrom real bad
January 18, 2026 at 11:42 PM
I want to play carrom real bad
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If anyone was still pretending this isn’t just about excluding trans kids from public life, the Trump administration just opened a Title IX investigation into a Maine school district because a trans student is on a *co-ed* cheerleading squad.
Newport co-ed cheerleading team is at center of Trump transgender athlete crackdownTrump admin focuses on swimming, cheerleading in Maine transgender athlete probes
The U.S. Department of Education announced a slew of Title IX-related investigations this week that include 2 school districts in Maine.
www.pressherald.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If anyone was still pretending this isn’t just about excluding trans kids from public life, the Trump administration just opened a Title IX investigation into a Maine school district because a trans student is on a *co-ed* cheerleading squad.
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About 30-40 folks in front of the J.J. Pickle Federal Building (which houses an ICE processing center) in Austin on a third night of protest in solidarity with Minneapolis and Portland. State troopers and APD have formed a police line in front of the building. 🧵
#ICEOutForGood
#ICEOutForGood
January 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
About 30-40 folks in front of the J.J. Pickle Federal Building (which houses an ICE processing center) in Austin on a third night of protest in solidarity with Minneapolis and Portland. State troopers and APD have formed a police line in front of the building. 🧵
#ICEOutForGood
#ICEOutForGood
One time my cousin got spirited away
January 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
One time my cousin got spirited away
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Nobody got punished for Iraq and now we see the result. It can’t happen again. Any person in Congress, Government or society who has laid the groundwork for this with their imperialist coup-mongering and warmongering cannot hold office in the future. This includes a lot of Democrats
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Nobody got punished for Iraq and now we see the result. It can’t happen again. Any person in Congress, Government or society who has laid the groundwork for this with their imperialist coup-mongering and warmongering cannot hold office in the future. This includes a lot of Democrats
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I hadn’t experienced it yet because I tend to stay out of internet debates these days, but even the mildest criticism of elected Democrats will invite a flood of people who are trapped in 2016 for the rest of their lives to call you racist and uninformed
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I hadn’t experienced it yet because I tend to stay out of internet debates these days, but even the mildest criticism of elected Democrats will invite a flood of people who are trapped in 2016 for the rest of their lives to call you racist and uninformed
I’m all for blocking people you don’t want to interact with. I have no issue with people blocking others the second they get irritated or get bad vibes or whatever. By all means, block away
But blocking them and then keeping the interaction going through screenshots is the utmost cowardly behavior
But blocking them and then keeping the interaction going through screenshots is the utmost cowardly behavior
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’m all for blocking people you don’t want to interact with. I have no issue with people blocking others the second they get irritated or get bad vibes or whatever. By all means, block away
But blocking them and then keeping the interaction going through screenshots is the utmost cowardly behavior
But blocking them and then keeping the interaction going through screenshots is the utmost cowardly behavior
Anyway the Spurs beat OKC. Major vibe shift is happening
December 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Anyway the Spurs beat OKC. Major vibe shift is happening
It’s so funny that for a large portion of this site the greatest sin you can do is to tell a political party that keeps losing to be better at their jobs
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
It’s so funny that for a large portion of this site the greatest sin you can do is to tell a political party that keeps losing to be better at their jobs
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Rich Dipshit Says Something is like 80% of news articles these days
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Rich Dipshit Says Something is like 80% of news articles these days
Lucy said she wouldn’t pull the ball away. And even though she did, that was a part of my larger strategy. Now everyone can see her true colors!
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Lucy said she wouldn’t pull the ball away. And even though she did, that was a part of my larger strategy. Now everyone can see her true colors!
My mistake for engaging with this guy. I had no idea how insufferable he truly is
Tears streaming down my face as I watch "Leverage" lifted into the rafters to hang next to "Codify," "Neoliberal," "Emotional Labor" etc
December 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My mistake for engaging with this guy. I had no idea how insufferable he truly is
That’s strange because for the past few hours I’ve been getting yelled at by Democrats about how masterful their party is at Politics
Meanwhile:
Meanwhile:
And here are the 47 Dems who voted present.
December 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That’s strange because for the past few hours I’ve been getting yelled at by Democrats about how masterful their party is at Politics
Meanwhile:
Meanwhile:
Libs on this site taking a victory lap for some reason
![Tweet that says: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dxi3p2dk3fzrlaw2gtyy7rbc/bafkreigrun3q3e2tmw5xedyhhfz55mtmzkza3fsclhgtl5jobftqibafsi@jpeg)
December 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Libs on this site taking a victory lap for some reason