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John Sludge 🧰
@johnsludge.bsky.social
1999 - M
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Happy 2026! To celebrate, here are my best works of 25...and a little story in the Alt Text to string along the fates of these wiggling, helpless cuties :3

#tickling #nsfwart #furryart
Not a GIF, can't find a good one, but still 💪
January 29, 2026 at 10:20 PM
AI apologetics joining the pantheon of religious apologetics because tech bros prepare for Communion with ChatGPT more than boomers say the Lord's prayer
January 28, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Wendy said she wanted the window seat and she's never been happier <:3
Alright, take your seat for the longest 10 of hours of your life. ✈️
January 27, 2026 at 11:15 PM
That's like having to wire your buy-in at an underground poker game before you show up and realize your opponent is a card shark. Can't exactly run with your money if you see a problem before the game starts.
Goes to show how many people are against the idea of having to gamble your loadout in a videogame of your own free will.

In both TF2 and Tarkov you could end up spending hundreds on crates to get the gear you wanted in the first place...for what? Achievements? Is that worth the risk?
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Before the Love & War update in TF2, there was a misguided but genuine fear that you could lose your cool cosmetic weapons if the game had extraction shooter elements involved since Valve was vague about the weapon pickup system being decidedly not like a ES before launch.
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I've been planning for this
January 26, 2026 at 4:17 AM
The media is waiting with salivating anticipation for a scared victim of ICE abductions to draw first blood. This will be the story of the century - Civil War II.

Consequently, our international adversaries will be more than thrilled to see a superpower consume itself. How's that for a bad choice?
January 25, 2026 at 8:28 PM
You have this one chance to put down your badge and gun before an even more desperate man tears your throat out by the skin of his teeth, taking both of you to hell for *your* poor choices.
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 25, 2026 at 8:25 PM
@massivemonster.bsky.social
⛧ ABSOLUTION ⛧

Rarely does an executioner get to pardon. Would you do the same for them?
January 25, 2026 at 4:19 AM
They'll find a bunch of real illegals to stamp the operation legitimate and continue to ignore the optics of cracking down on naturalized citizens. It's not in the agenda to care.

What are the 20-somethings like us, trying to finish school and get jobs supposed to do in the middle of this? Vote?! 🫩
This is literally the Shepherd's betrayal scene from the original MW2.

Secured, private communications channels, no recordings, no involvement of other agencies or forces, and all answering to a small group who've taken complete control.

And the warnings that someone's coming are almost too late.
January 24, 2026 at 11:55 PM
The rule of law is actively failing to arbitrate a situation where a federal agency is going rogue. There's no FBI warring against ICE like the domestic threat they are. We have no one in government to turn to to make this right. So instead of being helpless, we help ourselves.
It's not as though we don't have a tangible vessel to focus this righteous fury - it's the ICE agency and all its puppets.

The agents should be searched without warrant, held imprisoned without probable cause, frightened into submission like the animals they are...see the world they've created.
January 24, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Civilizations rise and fall at the speed that power rests in the hands of the petty, the weak willed, the corrupt. It's the rate that determines the buildup of regimes like plaque in the arteries until finally the stress takes its toll. When reason is exhausted, violence is the only recourse. ⚔️
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe.

Will we listen to his words today?
January 24, 2026 at 11:34 PM
An officer with a badge is granted their power to enforce law by the state, so when that power is abused but excused, it is the state's power that is corrupted too. They're not enforcing law, they're bandits. They deserve no protection, least of all from the law.
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 PM
👇goodest girl
January 23, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Scammers stake out every little conversation for a hint of exploitative opportunity. Always be sure to check if you're not sure.
January 22, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Reposted by John Sludge 🧰
Cowgirl Bethany Hummingbird. 🤠🌵✨
#oc #originalcharacter #cowgirl
January 21, 2026 at 11:53 PM
We are going to have to act if we want to live in a different world. 🦂
January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I lived in Saudi Arabia in 2010-11 when my dad was a government contractor working at SAIC.

We got a chance to go to Riyadh's own Kingdom Centre 'Bottle Opener', a 100-story tall megalith whose inside is a vertical mall with hundreds of shops and a beautiful skywalk atop it all.
January 19, 2026 at 3:44 PM
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 PM
🤯💖💋
Forgot to share the other one.
January 19, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Gift art for @nightfaux.bsky.social of their OC Qetesh taking on the heaviest weights she can in the gym late at night...
...without any of her normally constricting clothing <:3

So strong...so beautiful...Hnnnnngh!!!
January 18, 2026 at 6:16 PM
January 18, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Merry Christmas from central Georgia!

The snow is thick and wet, and driving is dangerous 😳
January 18, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Brought to you by Edward Sallow
January 17, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Willy Pete 💥
Grok is so much worse than you think.
January 17, 2026 at 5:14 PM