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John Valhalla
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HAIL ETERNAL VICEROY! 🚩 Valhallan 🚩 Patriot 🚩, proud Captain, destroyer of DISSIDENCE. Vlendr 2028! RIP Valhalla Internationale, you will be missed.
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Two EQC whiteshirts talking about the Ants when a Valhallan who knows 3 and a half things about the Sunscarred Militia walks in
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Anything but proving he’s not a Nazi
Is your group retarded? It MIGHT be led by LuxSemper!
"i know this is against me but it lowkey goes hard i kinda like it"
-His Excellency, the Viceroy, Vlendr

You, sir, have just WON the internet! And a 2nd Ribbon of the Arts. Join the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla to claim your ribbon today!
Pastry is merciful. He actually has evidence that Vlendr and Vario are also Trimbalio collaborators via the all-seeing Anti-Telamon Club, yet takes pity on the two for the sake of their communities.
I know about the Anti-Telamon Club.
The white is President Angel, by the way.
10-5. Outnumbered. EQC victory. HAIL EQUINOX!
Our great brothers in Equinox & Co. march against the Sunscarred in 20 minutes. Valhallans, give the white army your blessings.
???: I have a task for you, Cheery.

Cheery: What is it, master?

???: Leave the Viceroyalty of New Valhalla... add... Pastriellie on Discord... join... the Sunscarred Militia...

*the man steps out from the shadows*

Adolf Hitler: Do not disappoint me... great Velvetonner.
Nothing reunites the Valhallan people more than having to deal with the disabled.
I heard 8 Ball is gonna be in it. Fight between him and Adam is gonna be crazy
I hate to break it to you, and I know this will devastate you, but unfortunately, John Valhalla isn’t interested. The Viceroy, however… Hot diggity! You’re one lucky lady, Valentine!
I kissed a guy and I LIKED IT! The taste of his cherry chapstick!
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This will be revealed in Season 4.