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John Valhalla
@johnvalhalla.bsky.social
HAIL ETERNAL VICEROY! 🚩 Valhallan 🚩 Patriot 🚩, proud Captain, destroyer of DISSIDENCE. Vlendr 2028! RIP Valhalla Internationale, you will be missed.
TRUE!
January 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
You know what, Luigi? You're right. This was MESSED UP, MAN! I've gone ahead and searched for the first instance of this happening so that we can all report it. Thank you for opening this community's eyes, Luigi. You're a lifesaver. ♥️
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Made by Luny on the 9b9t Anarchy server. Soon i'll make Someone Face
January 10, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Wow! Keep up the great work! 👍❤️ I hope Myth Luigi likes the fan art!
January 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sigh. MAN, you’re RIGHT! This ENTIRE extended community is CLEARLY mistaken in its vindication that the weekly Myth Luigi-shaped Bluesky account could POSSIBLY be ran by Myth Luigi again.

Amari, LAY OFF, man! This guy’s innocent!
January 5, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Reminder little peasant,
You’re half Libyan.
January 5, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
The "reality of the facts" is that you have gushing hemorrhoids coming out of your ass.
January 2, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Shut the fuck up
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
It may feel like Sorelm’s rough on the outside, but TRUST ME, once you really get to feel the inside of Sorelm, you’ll start to understand why Vlendr appointed him to Lord-Admiral.
December 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Why am I the one designated to make this publicly known? Because JOHN VALHALLA is STILL the most REPUTABLE, AND CREDIBLE source of information in our extended community!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
HAIL VLENDR!
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Nobody wanted you here. You convince yourself that we are a big, unified entity, when we are not. You have been the fascist cocksleeve of LuxSemper for months now, harassing innocent people. You’re going to do the exact same thing in 2 months because you’re a fucking idiot. I HATE you.
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It’s okay, we forgive you. See you in 2 weeks!
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Why did u do dat :<
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Never forget, Savliy. You will always have a bit of Valhalla inside you.
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I change my mind. Love Synical. Spread nothing but love and whimsy.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
FOLLOWED!
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is hereby the criteria for "being in the EC," by the way. Vlendr agreed to it. As long as you’ve read my post above, you’re in our extended community FOREVER. And you’re not in the EC if you haven’t read it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Yet another example of Valhallan honesty.
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
You are coated in the slime of Pastriellie’s semen.
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM