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J.W. Gant

@johnwgant.bsky.social

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Writer. Father. Unwilling tech enthusiast. Veteran. Hiker of mountains. Black belt. ER medic in a prior life. I sometimes think I know what is going on, but probably don’t. In New England until the end. Yes. It is a coup. #WritingCommunity

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J.W. Gant @johnwgant.bsky.social · Jun 22

How I Stole From the President While Saving a Foster Home

Comedy / Crime

A man has been unemployed so long the bank will foreclose on the foster home he and his wife manage unless he can work with his father, a retired thief with Alzheimer’s, and commit a heist: a portrait of the Prez and $1M cash

Mood Board for
How I Stole From the President While Saving a Foster Home
Upper left is an aerial view of Mar-a-Lago, home to Trump.
Upper right is Jon Hamm as a burglar
Left is the foster home to be saved
Right is an image with the title floating in blue skies and puffy clouds
Bottom left is research for the burglary of Mar-a-Lago
Bottom right is an image of then 45th President Trump

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J.W. Gant @johnwgant.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah, sure.

The rich are hoarding too much shit and it’s destabilizing our country. Simple.

J.W. Gant @johnwgant.bsky.social · 9h

What

The

Fuck

J.W. Gant @johnwgant.bsky.social · 10h

They must be deprogrammed before healing can begin ... but they think the rest of the country needs to be deprogrammed.

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J.W. Gant @johnwgant.bsky.social · 11h

… you really should not be posting so much, need to focus, and should return to more important activities.

Allow me to tell you what else you’re doing wrong.

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J.W. Gant @johnwgant.bsky.social · 13h

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J.W. Gant @johnwgant.bsky.social · 13h

Exactly.

J.W. Gant @johnwgant.bsky.social · 13h

Oh!!!! Good idea!

"We stand as one with the frogs of Portland!!!"

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14h

PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”

(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)

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J.W. Gant @johnwgant.bsky.social · 15h

… “orange shitcunt” …

Bwaahahaha!!!!

J.W. Gant @johnwgant.bsky.social · 16h

“Okay, we can declare a ceasefire now.”

Satellite imagery of a city/town in Gaza before and after IDF’s work.
1 May, 2023 shows a thriving area
21 October, 2023 shows mostly rubble

J.W. Gant @johnwgant.bsky.social · 17h

Nice!!!! Photo please.

J.W. Gant @johnwgant.bsky.social · 17h

… Jody …