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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃

@jokesfordays.blacksky.app

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3rd-5th ASD teacher 🧩 Loving & Devoted Husband👫🏾💍 God is Love 🙏🏾 Bourbon/whiskey & cigar connoisseur 🥃 #HereWeGo 🖤💛 #Celtics ☘️ #LGM 💙🧡 ♓️ #BlackSky #Skyzone #IslandSky #BlackSkyOver30

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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · Jun 1

😂😂😂

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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 3m

To anyone still laying in bed, I hope your bed frame collapses 😑🙄

Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 3m

Thank you! I hope you have a great day as well!

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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 4m

All of the grade levels have trainings & meetings all day. All the SPED teachers are literally texting each other if they’ve heard of anything that was planned for us. I should be in bed drooling on my pillow lol

Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 37m

No. Usually when there are functions at their house, everyone brings a dish. Haven’t had any requests yet though

Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 39m

I’m nervous this year. Someone is hosting Thanksgiving for the first time. We may have to supply the food & they just provide the space, but we shall see

Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 42m

The way my stomach is set up, it doesn’t matter what groceries cost. Just don’t do it on that day. Keep your experiments at home!

Snack Queen @auntiebaecc.blacksky.app · 47m

The way these grocery prices are set up, folks can't afford to experiment.

Bringing drinks is also an option.

Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 58m

Days like this annoy me….. students get to stay home & do nothing. I had to report at regular time to come in & sit at my desk all day with nothing to do smh

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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 59m

Back in my bed is where I need to be….. Good morning!

rosegold1736.bsky.social @rosegold1736.bsky.social · 1h

Watching the sun rise whilest in bed… 🥹🌅

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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 1h

I wouldn’t touch this job with a 10 ft pole. Unrealistic expectations with stiff competition recruiting in the Big 10

Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 1h

Top of the morning to ya cousins 💙

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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 18h

Penn State pulled the trigger already?! 😳

Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 1d

4x60

Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 1d

Celebrating the newlyweds #TheCigarLounge #CigarSky

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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 2d

Like, aren’t you supposed to schedule a team you know you’ll beat for homecoming?!

Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 2d

Drove out to my old school to watch the homecoming game. These niggas got stomped out on their home field, 54-0. Like DAMN!

Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 2d

Happy Birthday!! 🎊🎁🎈🥳

Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 2d

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 2d

Nobody:

Black people: "WHY THAT BABY AIN'T GOT NO COAT ON?!?!?

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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 2d

Report cards are done & progress monitoring is completed….. they better not expect me to do anything else until it’s time for dismissal. The kids can have Fun Friday for the rest of the day lol

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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 3d

Blessed to see another day

Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 3d

Happy Friday…. Weekend’s so close, we can taste it! Y’all have a good day 💙

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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 3d

Needing multiple streams of income to stay afloat is a societal failure not a personal one. You should be able to afford a comfortable lifestyle with one job. You are not lazy.