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JOLFSHID

@joldslop.bsky.social

780 followers 75 following 160 posts

Now with less filter WIPs, shitposts, etc. May be NSFW 🔞🏳️‍🌈 25 | They/Them | No Minors main: @joldfish.bsky.social

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Mar 18

Wanted to post more sketches and things not directly related to my art without filling up my media tab

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 14d

I want to get hired at a queer pharmacy as the one who writes all the deadnames on the hormone bottles

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 14d

Want to get a job snagging peoples arm hair in adhesive wristbands

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 20d

donating money for the name chara to be used during the undertale anniversary stream is profoundly whimsy-deficient behavior. paying money to name ness "ness." grow up #togoregang

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 21d

Man the shit i could say about my first time watching look back

JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · 28d

when my cat uses his teeth on me i think "wastoid is eating u up"

beeef14 @bearfucker.bsky.social · Apr 22

Wastoid is eating u up

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Sep 5

My process would make you scream

JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Sep 4

Doofus shit

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Aug 29

his gay little butt

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Aug 29

Would you have stopped me from uploading this

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Aug 29

A benefit of my style is its messiness means I can allocate more focus to the bigger picture. A downside is accidental brushstrokes blend in with the surrounding texture and sometimes I only notice after uploading

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Aug 29

if this gets 300 likes i will upload his gay little butt to the internet

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Aug 28

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Aug 17

People get weird as hell about me being hairy while nonbinary. I'm a fucking furry, hop off

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Aug 16

Could I borrow $46,323.04

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Aug 14

You know, they call it In N Out uh because.umm [making eye contact with a guy holding up a 'no poop jokes' sign] i forgot actually

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Aug 14

pulling up tv tropes and going down the list to be the ultimate viewing partner

JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Aug 14

guy who thinks he gets points for pointing out the structure of the movie while he's watching it: well well well... this is shaping up to be quite the,, 😏exciting incident,

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Aug 14

guy who thinks the part of the story that kicks off the plot is called the exciting incident

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Aug 5

Force femming shouldve been called cuntamination if any of u guys were actually serious about that shit

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Aug 5

I put on stomp clap for my baby to sleep to every night just to see what will happen

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Jul 30

I put all my apps in a Games folder because it's all just a big game

JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Jul 28

Picked up honestly as an automatic filler word and it's honestly real embarrassing

JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Jul 19

i always forget asgore deltarune has white pants and my first thought whenever i see fan art of him in said pants is usually "whoa, ass out? ok"

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Jul 17

im like bayonetta the way i strut my shit into the function just *oozing* cunt, say something a little embarrassing, and then die horribly to a quick time event

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JOLFSHID @joldslop.bsky.social · Jul 15

Felt, I rejected the label for a while for similar reasons

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