jonah
@jonahthewhale.bsky.social
Big shirt ✅
Pants ❌
Sleep mask ✅
Big headphones ✅
Seroquel ✅
Locked and loaded for bedtime
Pants ❌
Sleep mask ✅
Big headphones ✅
Seroquel ✅
Locked and loaded for bedtime
April 18, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Big shirt ✅
Pants ❌
Sleep mask ✅
Big headphones ✅
Seroquel ✅
Locked and loaded for bedtime
Pants ❌
Sleep mask ✅
Big headphones ✅
Seroquel ✅
Locked and loaded for bedtime
I had a dream about killing a composite character of Joe Manchin and Joe Lieberman
March 26, 2024 at 1:07 PM
I had a dream about killing a composite character of Joe Manchin and Joe Lieberman
12,000 zoomers leftistly scoffing at the idea that your immune system can become more effective through repeated exposure to pathogens… we’re not gonna make it
March 17, 2024 at 5:14 PM
12,000 zoomers leftistly scoffing at the idea that your immune system can become more effective through repeated exposure to pathogens… we’re not gonna make it
I’m what I like to call an “adversarial pedestrian”
March 11, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I’m what I like to call an “adversarial pedestrian”
I discovered the worst feature of all time. By default, Roku TV spies on everything you play through HDMI. If it determines you are watching some known content, it puts up a banner taking half the screen asking if you would like to watch that content on a different app. Like KYS fr
March 10, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I discovered the worst feature of all time. By default, Roku TV spies on everything you play through HDMI. If it determines you are watching some known content, it puts up a banner taking half the screen asking if you would like to watch that content on a different app. Like KYS fr
Why does Japan's secret police look like it sells medical imaging equipment
February 29, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Why does Japan's secret police look like it sells medical imaging equipment
Someone on reddit said “I no longer support a ceasefire I support a ground invasion of Israel” and I fw that heavy
February 25, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Someone on reddit said “I no longer support a ceasefire I support a ground invasion of Israel” and I fw that heavy
Me: wear whatever you want
Chinese gf: wow democracy really is amazing
Chinese gf: wow democracy really is amazing
February 18, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Me: wear whatever you want
Chinese gf: wow democracy really is amazing
Chinese gf: wow democracy really is amazing
It’s unfortunate that there isn’t a “no genocide” candidate in the upcoming presidential election
February 5, 2024 at 11:32 PM
It’s unfortunate that there isn’t a “no genocide” candidate in the upcoming presidential election
I see. How silly of me
January 23, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I see. How silly of me
This is so fucking funny. The gall to whine about DEI with "digital fundraising | social media strategist | podcast host" in bio
January 17, 2024 at 5:30 PM
This is so fucking funny. The gall to whine about DEI with "digital fundraising | social media strategist | podcast host" in bio
The idea of “brand loyalty” makes me want to kill myself but I would lay down my life for Diet Coke
January 14, 2024 at 4:49 PM
The idea of “brand loyalty” makes me want to kill myself but I would lay down my life for Diet Coke
"obergruppenfuhrer"? What are you, twelve?
January 5, 2024 at 6:12 PM
"obergruppenfuhrer"? What are you, twelve?
I want to make a Reddit bot that replies to every post on r/TwoXChromosomes with “you should kill him”
December 23, 2023 at 2:20 AM
I want to make a Reddit bot that replies to every post on r/TwoXChromosomes with “you should kill him”
Israel doesn’t have the right to exist, actually. Even if it weren’t doing genocide - it’s explicitly a state for a particular ethnic group. Take that back to the 1850s.
The only “Israel” that has a right to exist is as a true multiethnic democracy with equal rights for all Palestinians
The only “Israel” that has a right to exist is as a true multiethnic democracy with equal rights for all Palestinians
December 20, 2023 at 11:08 PM
Israel doesn’t have the right to exist, actually. Even if it weren’t doing genocide - it’s explicitly a state for a particular ethnic group. Take that back to the 1850s.
The only “Israel” that has a right to exist is as a true multiethnic democracy with equal rights for all Palestinians
The only “Israel” that has a right to exist is as a true multiethnic democracy with equal rights for all Palestinians
Wisdom for the ages
December 15, 2023 at 5:22 PM
Wisdom for the ages
Show up
Drop by
Swing through
Is there phrase that expresses this concept without a preposition?
Drop by
Swing through
Is there phrase that expresses this concept without a preposition?
December 13, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Show up
Drop by
Swing through
Is there phrase that expresses this concept without a preposition?
Drop by
Swing through
Is there phrase that expresses this concept without a preposition?
Someone called me anti-semitic for saying “before this is all over, we’re going to find out elements of the Israeli security state knew the attack was coming” in like mid-October
December 3, 2023 at 4:05 PM
Someone called me anti-semitic for saying “before this is all over, we’re going to find out elements of the Israeli security state knew the attack was coming” in like mid-October
I love the r/spicy subreddit. Hell yeah brother
November 30, 2023 at 11:53 PM
I love the r/spicy subreddit. Hell yeah brother
Almost every day for lunch I have what could best described as “a pile” of chicken
November 30, 2023 at 6:27 PM
Almost every day for lunch I have what could best described as “a pile” of chicken
Two people just talked to me at Trader Joe’s (guy from my gym & cashier) and I have no idea what either one said. I just smiled and nodded. It’s not like I couldn’t hear, I just didn’t process. Odd
November 27, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Two people just talked to me at Trader Joe’s (guy from my gym & cashier) and I have no idea what either one said. I just smiled and nodded. It’s not like I couldn’t hear, I just didn’t process. Odd