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jonah
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Big shirt ✅
Pants ❌
Sleep mask ✅
Big headphones ✅
Seroquel ✅
Locked and loaded for bedtime
April 18, 2024 at 1:12 AM
April 1, 2024 at 8:55 PM
I had a dream about killing a composite character of Joe Manchin and Joe Lieberman
March 26, 2024 at 1:07 PM
12,000 zoomers leftistly scoffing at the idea that your immune system can become more effective through repeated exposure to pathogens… we’re not gonna make it
March 17, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I’m what I like to call an “adversarial pedestrian”
March 11, 2024 at 1:11 PM
I discovered the worst feature of all time. By default, Roku TV spies on everything you play through HDMI. If it determines you are watching some known content, it puts up a banner taking half the screen asking if you would like to watch that content on a different app. Like KYS fr
March 10, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Why does Japan's secret police look like it sells medical imaging equipment
February 29, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Someone on reddit said “I no longer support a ceasefire I support a ground invasion of Israel” and I fw that heavy
February 25, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Me: wear whatever you want
Chinese gf: wow democracy really is amazing
February 18, 2024 at 2:45 PM
It’s unfortunate that there isn’t a “no genocide” candidate in the upcoming presidential election
February 5, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Fair enough
February 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I see. How silly of me
January 23, 2024 at 11:31 PM
🤔
January 20, 2024 at 11:23 PM
This is so fucking funny. The gall to whine about DEI with "digital fundraising | social media strategist | podcast host" in bio
January 17, 2024 at 5:30 PM
The idea of “brand loyalty” makes me want to kill myself but I would lay down my life for Diet Coke
January 14, 2024 at 4:49 PM
January 7, 2024 at 4:28 PM
"obergruppenfuhrer"? What are you, twelve?
January 5, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I want to make a Reddit bot that replies to every post on r/TwoXChromosomes with “you should kill him”
December 23, 2023 at 2:20 AM
Israel doesn’t have the right to exist, actually. Even if it weren’t doing genocide - it’s explicitly a state for a particular ethnic group. Take that back to the 1850s.

The only “Israel” that has a right to exist is as a true multiethnic democracy with equal rights for all Palestinians
December 20, 2023 at 11:08 PM
Wisdom for the ages
December 15, 2023 at 5:22 PM
Show up

Drop by

Swing through

Is there phrase that expresses this concept without a preposition?
December 13, 2023 at 2:28 PM
Someone called me anti-semitic for saying “before this is all over, we’re going to find out elements of the Israeli security state knew the attack was coming” in like mid-October
December 3, 2023 at 4:05 PM
I love the r/spicy subreddit. Hell yeah brother
November 30, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Almost every day for lunch I have what could best described as “a pile” of chicken
November 30, 2023 at 6:27 PM
Two people just talked to me at Trader Joe’s (guy from my gym & cashier) and I have no idea what either one said. I just smiled and nodded. It’s not like I couldn’t hear, I just didn’t process. Odd
November 27, 2023 at 5:19 PM