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I was puzzled for a moment about why DHS would release the phone footage from the murderer's point of view, since it clearly shows that the murderer was in no danger from the victim.
January 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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Monday. Join me.

Getting “Fucking Bitch” hat embroidered tomorrow
January 10, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 6:39 PM
#caturday

A minha Hedy, a minha mainova. Há um ano esteve quase a bater a bota, à conta de um parafuso de plástico que comeu e que o Hospital do Gato não diagnosticou.
January 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
10/01/26 - 18h00
January 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Está arrematada esta tradução de incels para português.

A partir de hoje, não os tratarei de outra forma.
Celins. celibatários involuntários 😄
January 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Chega-me este artigo através da Janelle, uma amiga, americana a viver nos states, que escreve um português quase irrepreensível.
Ela pergunta a opinião dos portugueses. (Já lhe fiz chegar a minha).

Anyone? :-)

(O handle é porque tem um cão chamado Diogo, não tem nada a ver com o nosso Diogo Cão).
Este é um artigo interessante. O que os meus amigos portugueses do BlueSky acham dele?

“Portugal lives in what anthropologists call an honour culture. Your worth is determined not by your private conscience but by your public reputation.”

www.madeiraislandnews.com/2025/11/the-...
The Portugal Code: Never Complain, Never Apologize - Madeira Island News Blog
www.madeiraislandnews.com
January 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Caso conheçam alguém interessado.
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
"Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

E é por isso que não podemos deixar de gritar.
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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já agora, a puta da administração pública, que os liberais tanto criticam, dá o cu e oito tostões para estar dependente da merda da microsoft e dar os dados todos. #copilot
"We’ve just recently signed a huge MoD contract with Palantir, another one of these US oligarch surveillance tech companies. This is enmeshing us closer within this dysfunctional US regime."

Zoe is spot on. Do please listen.

#DEYANKIFICATION
We need urgent DEYANKIFICATION in the UK to end our dependence on the Fascistic Trump regime!

@ukstoptrump.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Os dinamarqueses a trocar para a app de mensagens Signal a toda a velocidade.
via @bossito

https://cybernews.com/privacy/signal-downloads-denmark-eu-surveillance/
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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The Nazis were beaten by those on the outside, not within because they were all evil bastards.
January 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
E houve mesmo quem não tivesse precisado sequer da saudação nazi.
When did you stop posting on X?

Person A: When its owner made nazi salutes.

Person B: When it became a production and distribution channel for images of child sexual abuse.

Government: We're still posting there.
January 10, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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Governar a saúde é difícil.

O PSD é que andou uma campanha a dizer que era tão fácil que em 60 dias colocava tudo em ordem.
Afinal, além de promessas inconsequentes, só tem a apresentar uma redução do orçamento e empurrar culpas para a gestão intermédia
January 10, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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Mass surveillance, the metaverse, making America ‘great again’: the novelists who predicted our present
Mass surveillance, the metaverse, making America ‘great again’: the novelists who predicted our present
From Jorge Luis Borges to George Orwell and Margaret Atwood, novelists have foreseen some of the major developments of our age. What can we learn from their prophecies?
www.theguardian.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:40 AM
A estranhar muito a câmara de oeiras, nomeadamente o gabinete eleitoral, cuja eficiência até já elogiei aqui.

Falta uma semana para as eleições, sei que estou convocada para as mesas (vi os editais) mas ainda não recebi convocatória.
January 10, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Alguém me pergunta, em privado, “porque é que fazes RT e QRT em vez de seres tu a publicar?”

Tento explicar q ser interessante com ideias alheias não é ser interessante e q, em cima disso, dependo muito dos RTs e QRTs alheios para descobrir novo conteúdo, pelo que é a minha forma de contribuir.
January 10, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Os defensores da proibição de utilização de máscaras e formas de ocultar a cara, por parte de civis, também se opõem à maquilhagem?

(Isto são as coisas que me ocorrem, enquanto passeio a mais velha). Não foi nenhuma notícia que tenha lido).
January 10, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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Today marks 80 years of the UN General Assembly.

The mission:

🛡️ Uphold world peace and security
⚖️ Promote social progress & human rights
🌏 Tackle global issues, like climate change

Back then, we chose dialogue over force.
Today, we must do the same.
January 10, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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By Adam Zyglis of the Buffalo News:
January 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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Now over a day into the shutdown, the #Internet in #Iran remains almost completely unavailable. Although some traffic appeared again around 10:00 UTC today, trafflic levels are less than 0.01% of pre-shutdown peaks. Follow the latest status at radar.cloudflare.com/traffic/ir
January 9, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Seriously, Europe, UK, just shut him the fuck DOWN.
-or at LEAST get every gov site OFF of there! Jesus!
Preventing the sharing of sexualised images of children is “censorship” according to Elon Musk.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
January 10, 2026 at 7:56 AM
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Art: Dennis Goris
January 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM