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Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️

@jonathanbailey.blacksky.app

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2 Peter 3:9. Former award winning Reporter. Bama raised Samford Graduate. #NABJ ‘Noles Fan! Mayor of Pettysburg. B’ham➡️Memphis ➡️South Bend.

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Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 39m

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 5h

Nobody takes it to heart more than old heads on LinkedIn 😂😂😂

✨Giver of Problems✨ @jforjae.bsky.social · 1d

Every social app is a dating app.

Shoot your shot folks!

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 1d

Anybody been on a Date with someone off this app?
Wanna share the story?

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 5h

Yellow SLAPS ma’am

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 1d

He will NEVER live that down. He’ll be 55 running for president and this story will come out any tank his whole campaign. He’ll find the cure for cancer and they’ll be like “but he can’t find a cure for boo booing on himself”

Blazeeeee @zsakamblaze.bsky.social · 3d

If you’re ever thinking about being a teacher, today I had an 11th grader, tell me he was gonna fart by my desk cause he hated me and ended up shitting himself…

a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .

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Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 1d

Yes ma’am but only because I respect my elders

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 1d

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 1d

Caught a Charlie horse mid stroke but rallied superbly

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 2d

We have a codeword of sending a gif like this

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 2d

He needs to go away for a while and then ride the wave of a “comeback album”

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 2d

Cartoon Network carried Monday - Thursday, Disney was for Friday nights and Nick was for Saturday nights

Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.bsky.social · 3d

big 3 in order

1) cartoon network
2)nickolodeon
3) disney

if you grew up with cartoon network as your main go to, then you probably grew up to have the best humor

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 2d

Drake’s career bout to look like when Gangstalicious got outted

Genie Lauren @moreandagain.social · 2d

You know who else should feel exposed?

Every Atlanta rapper Kendrick named in Not Like Us.

Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 2d

Kendrick exposed THE FUCK outta that fraud and buddy didn't do shit in return but prove him right.

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 2d

He never understood the crux of Kendrick’s argument that he was a lame weirdo

Mr Dooovall @mista-duval.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, he’s done. Should have just taken the L but then he had to get involved with all them lawyers.

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 2d

I honestly think THAT was the defining moment of the beef

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 2d

Cuz Jalen squats 600 lbs. THAT’S the real reason it hasn’t been duplicated

Editor in Summer Jam 🌞 @wcwpoet.blacksky.app · 2d

Smh how that Pop Warner Offense be working 😂

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 2d

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 2d

a black and white photo of prince sitting on a couch wearing a fur vest and chain .

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Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 2d

I honestly don’t think there’s a comeback for him

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 2d

Drake’s federal defamation suit against Universal Music Group has been thrown out of court, TMZ reports

Drake's Federal Defamation Lawsuit Against UMG Over 'Not Like Us' Dismissed

Drake just took a big legal loss against his own record label ... because his federal defamation suit against Universal Music Group has been thrown out of court.

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 3d

INCLUDING pie

HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.bsky.social · 3d

Free y’all from the shackles of pumpkin flavored things, other than the pie 🥲

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Spooky beige 🧌 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 3d

😭😭

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 3d

If I see mashed potatoes on the lineup at Thanksgiving, I IMMEDIATELY assume your family can’t cook

Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 3d

I have a question, and I hope I don't sound crazy, but do y'all have mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving?

I was thinking about it, and we never did.

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 3d

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Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 3d

Podcasts mainly

Spooky Bunsz 👻 @copaceticbunsz.com · 4d

What you be watchin on Youtube ?

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 4d

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 4d

The name of the name of the town with the red star by it

Jonathan Bailey 8/20 ♌️ @jonathanbailey.blacksky.app · 4d

Should’ve BEEN in Cuba

princehak33m.bsky.social @princehak33m.bsky.social · 4d

Escaping from a prison in New Orleans and hiding out in Atlanta seems very short sighted 😭