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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂

@agent0020.bsky.social

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Dreams don’t come pretty, they don’t come clean and they sure as hell don’t come simple. They come true. Φ ν π. /G\

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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · Mar 14

"I suffer from a peculiar ailment. Shall I describe it?
I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt — the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."

-Time

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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 3h

But y’all do he fucking men who can’t write their own name lol

Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 3h

Y’all really not serious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Snack Queen @auntiebaecc.blacksky.app · 3h

I'm taking my next date to the library so I can hear him read aloud.

Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 4h

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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂😂😂

Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 1d

Close to it ! lol

Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 1d

Major difference. People gonna fuck this up and be obtuse on purpose however lol

Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 1d

a man wearing a hat with the letter s on it is pointing

ALT: a man wearing a hat with the letter s on it is pointing

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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 1d

Mean women is a young man’s game. Yes, there is a major difference. The fellas know the deal. L

Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 1d

They usually have epic sex game.

MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 1d

What make a man love mean women? Do it start with your mama being mean?

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TCG @itstcg.bsky.social · 2d

If you say:

Jean jacket
Bra size
Mary J Blige
Brunch
Frankie Beverly
Comfortable flats
Altima

A 40 year old lady will activate like The Winter Soldier.

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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 2d

Breaking out of the booty house in Lousinana and hiding out in Atlanta means you had every intention of being caught.

Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 2d

I second this

auntie illy ♎️ @auntie-illy.blacksky.app · 2d

That said, I have seen some bangers, generally speaking

Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 2d

Trying to help the young bulls out

Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 2d

Hope you boys made your homecoming plans man. Give her time to rid herself of her spouse for the weekend. #keepworking

Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 3d

I hope black gamers never play this game again if this is true. How cowardly of this company.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 3d

Ubisoft canceled an 'Assassin's Creed' game set after the Civil War

• Featured a Black Assassin who was formerly a slave

• Would fight the emerging Ku Klux Klan

• Leadership canceled it — concerned with US political climate & Yasuke backlash

(via Game File)

Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 4d

Construction worker Leo is wild 😂😂😂😂

spooky jas 👻🎀 @jazzybean.bsky.social · 4d

😭😭

Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 4d

Those three boys, ages 8, 9 and 10, should be tried as adults and put in prison. If they are old enough to tape and beat up a 5 year old girl, they are old enough to face all consequences

Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 4d

The Supreme Court is a fucking joke

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Mr. Crown @ambitiousapex.blacksky.app · 5d

Peep game.

There’s a lot of talk about fo and five head kisses.

The unsung hero is the shoulder kiss. If they got a small piece of fabric, move it, kiss, and replace with a smile.

*individual experiences may vary.

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Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 5d

Find associates takes the cake here

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🎮 @purestinnosense.bsky.social · 5d

Girl child broke up with her best friend today. In the text, she told the girl they can remain “ fond associates” but she is “ no longer deserving of the best friend designation” for continuously centering her boyfriend, prioritizing her other friends and “ not pouring into the friendship”

Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂 @agent0020.bsky.social · 5d

Ain’t no grown ass man my size fitting yalls fucking clothes man 😂😂. And how the fuck did y’all even get there?