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Dreams don’t come pretty, they don’t come clean and they sure as hell don’t come simple. They come true. Φ ν π. /G\
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If you’re reading this, turn that work alarm off
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November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If you’re reading this, turn that work alarm off
Yes it is but this question is wild 😂😂😂
Its one of the biggest party nights of the year tonight. You're at the bar with your home boy/girl.. having a grand ol time. You run into your crush who's home for the holiday & and wants to come home with you....
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
fellas, is your bathroom clean????
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Yes it is but this question is wild 😂😂😂
Young bulls, treat & fuck a woman well and consistently and watch her purse and legs be consistently open for your business. #keepworking
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Young bulls, treat & fuck a woman well and consistently and watch her purse and legs be consistently open for your business. #keepworking
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is a fire gift from a husband. Any thing less, I’m rejecting that sht.
Think you gon train my punani for your schlong for funsies?? No way jose
Think you gon train my punani for your schlong for funsies?? No way jose
What if you made a copy of your dick and the woman you'd had sex with was like... Nawl... I'm good.
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The capitalized word here is key
I never give relationship advice because I do not know yall like that. If YALL want that shit to work, its going to be hard to fail. And thats all I got.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The capitalized word here is key
But it’s clear what old school was saying and the other brother was saying wasn’t the same topic and was in jest
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
But it’s clear what old school was saying and the other brother was saying wasn’t the same topic and was in jest
This is true and so was her point but the obvious is missing lol
A Taurus sending money all willy nilly????
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is true and so was her point but the obvious is missing lol
A lot of folks don’t like this dude lol
I always despised Wesley Pipes. I’m all for novelty but it just always looked degrading to me and he wouldn’t STFU. And then you had dudes who just assumed that’s what women were into. Like no I don’t want a Timb on the back of my neck, you idiot.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
A lot of folks don’t like this dude lol
Calling my frat the dark arts of phi nu pi is fighting words! lol
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Calling my frat the dark arts of phi nu pi is fighting words! lol
Social media never is. Never.
I hate that I had a moment of frustration and vented here, I know this isn't the right place
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Social media never is. Never.
Now if we are also being honest, if that young lady knows her folks are gonna get ugly about dude, there is no way she coming to the spot. None.
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Now if we are also being honest, if that young lady knows her folks are gonna get ugly about dude, there is no way she coming to the spot. None.
I am not about drama. I’m not about being violent for violence sake. And I usually get rid of people immediately who like to stir the pot cause that’s bullshit. But, every once in a while, protection has to happen
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I am not about drama. I’m not about being violent for violence sake. And I usually get rid of people immediately who like to stir the pot cause that’s bullshit. But, every once in a while, protection has to happen
If you are my age, you know that shit has been happening for at least 30 years. At least. And when we made mention of it ? We was in the wrong. What did the adults do about it? Nothing. Zero.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
If you are my age, you know that shit has been happening for at least 30 years. At least. And when we made mention of it ? We was in the wrong. What did the adults do about it? Nothing. Zero.
Man, how long has this been going on with the community?
My 16 year old niece is dating a 20 something year old and trying to bring him to my house for Thanksgiving
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
NO!
So I know she not gonna come which makes me sad AF
And I can't go too hard because you can't tell nobody how to raise they kids
BUT NO!
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Man, how long has this been going on with the community?
Young bulls, always remember to add some tic to the situation. Most especially for attitude adjustment.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Young bulls, always remember to add some tic to the situation. Most especially for attitude adjustment.
If I had to choose, I’d choose Thompson every single time. By achievement, klay is the better player.
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If I had to choose, I’d choose Thompson every single time. By achievement, klay is the better player.
Saying that rings in sports doesn’t matter tells me you are an absolute loser.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Saying that rings in sports doesn’t matter tells me you are an absolute loser.
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The vicious cycle of monopolization:
1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market.
2) Use their monopoly power to gouge consumers.
3) Take a portion of their profits to make political donations.
4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement.
5) Repeat.
1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market.
2) Use their monopoly power to gouge consumers.
3) Take a portion of their profits to make political donations.
4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement.
5) Repeat.
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The vicious cycle of monopolization:
1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market.
2) Use their monopoly power to gouge consumers.
3) Take a portion of their profits to make political donations.
4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement.
5) Repeat.
1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market.
2) Use their monopoly power to gouge consumers.
3) Take a portion of their profits to make political donations.
4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement.
5) Repeat.
Are they gonna actually do sports or a bunch of bullshit drama shows like espn
BREAKING: ESPN’s Elle Duncan is set to become the new face of Netflix’s sports division, sources tell @andrewmarchand.bsky.social.
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Are they gonna actually do sports or a bunch of bullshit drama shows like espn
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sheesh!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sheesh!!!!
No, they did not. At all.
did the nba boys used to chirp at klay like this before or has something changed? i just want to make sure i'm not smelling hoe in the air.
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
No, they did not. At all.
Where do y’all get this from? Where ???
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Where do y’all get this from? Where ???
This case against James comey is a complete cluster fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This case against James comey is a complete cluster fuck.