Jonathan Haggart
@jonathanhaggart.bsky.social
Fishing in the river, fishing in the river, fishing in the river of life.
At the test, lads.
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
At the test, lads.
They still have nutters at the other side of the world. #wellington
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
They still have nutters at the other side of the world. #wellington
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People they are calling a font 'woke'. They are fucking deranged
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
People they are calling a font 'woke'. They are fucking deranged
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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My brother got that flight simulator for his XBOX a few years ago. First fucking thing he did was take a 747 and fly it into my flat in Colwyn Bay.
December 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My brother got that flight simulator for his XBOX a few years ago. First fucking thing he did was take a 747 and fly it into my flat in Colwyn Bay.
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
Take little bursts of enjoyment where you can. Like in a jockey called 'Ryder'
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Take little bursts of enjoyment where you can. Like in a jockey called 'Ryder'
Britpopple #1238
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#Britpopple #Heardle @Britpopple
www.britpopple.uk
I'll name that tune in one
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#Britpopple #Heardle @Britpopple
www.britpopple.uk
I'll name that tune in one
Britpopple - Heardle for Britpop fans
Guess the Britpop song from the intro in as few tries as possible.
www.britpopple.uk
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Britpopple #1238
🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
#Britpopple #Heardle @Britpopple
www.britpopple.uk
I'll name that tune in one
🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️
#Britpopple #Heardle @Britpopple
www.britpopple.uk
I'll name that tune in one
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There's an advert on his website for a 'Depot Supervisor' that pays £12.75 an hour for shift work.
If he wants to reduce welfare spending maybe he should pay staff enough that they don't need in-work benefits.
If he wants to reduce welfare spending maybe he should pay staff enough that they don't need in-work benefits.
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
‘Madness’ to increase welfare spending in Budget, says AO World boss
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
There's an advert on his website for a 'Depot Supervisor' that pays £12.75 an hour for shift work.
If he wants to reduce welfare spending maybe he should pay staff enough that they don't need in-work benefits.
If he wants to reduce welfare spending maybe he should pay staff enough that they don't need in-work benefits.
Dear @sheffieldtribune.bsky.social . What is going on with the trams? They seem to have fallen off a cliff.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Dear @sheffieldtribune.bsky.social . What is going on with the trams? They seem to have fallen off a cliff.
That Farage still doesn't think his teenage racism was racism should be enough to disqualify him from public office.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
That Farage still doesn't think his teenage racism was racism should be enough to disqualify him from public office.
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Auntie In The Dock: my SKETCH of Today in People Who Love The BBC And Definitely Didn't Leak Anything To The Telegraph.
Auntie in the dock | Robert Hutton | The Critic Magazine
“I have been defined by these two years at Number 10,” Robbie Gibb complained, sounding for all the world like the chap in the joke who only shagged one sheep. How dare anyone suggest that this…
thecritic.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Auntie In The Dock: my SKETCH of Today in People Who Love The BBC And Definitely Didn't Leak Anything To The Telegraph.
This is extraordinary.
Gaslighting nonsense, and pretty much confirming he did dish out racist abuse, but he thinks it was alright because it was just bantz.
Gaslighting nonsense, and pretty much confirming he did dish out racist abuse, but he thinks it was alright because it was just bantz.
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is extraordinary.
Gaslighting nonsense, and pretty much confirming he did dish out racist abuse, but he thinks it was alright because it was just bantz.
Gaslighting nonsense, and pretty much confirming he did dish out racist abuse, but he thinks it was alright because it was just bantz.
I know it's subjective and all, but any list off the 100 funniest movies that doesn't include 'The Producers' has failed.
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I know it's subjective and all, but any list off the 100 funniest movies that doesn't include 'The Producers' has failed.
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
After the game at the #steelcityderby had a very 1980's feel. Home fans kettled away from tram stop, escort ready for away fans, police officers with very bad 'taches.
Time warp football.
Time warp football.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
After the game at the #steelcityderby had a very 1980's feel. Home fans kettled away from tram stop, escort ready for away fans, police officers with very bad 'taches.
Time warp football.
Time warp football.
Boris Johnson delayed the locksown so his partner could have a baby shower and this meant 20k+ people died so why are we still listening to anything he says?
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Boris Johnson delayed the locksown so his partner could have a baby shower and this meant 20k+ people died so why are we still listening to anything he says?
Birthday lie-in tomorrow then. #thecricket
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Birthday lie-in tomorrow then. #thecricket
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Cryptocurrency backed by Farage donor is used for Russian war effort, investigators say www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Cryptocurrency backed by Farage donor is used for Russian war effort, investigators say
Tether tokens found to facilitate scheme that enables sanctions evasion and launders money for the Kremlin
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Cryptocurrency backed by Farage donor is used for Russian war effort, investigators say www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Well, that was a dumb half hour of cricket.
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Well, that was a dumb half hour of cricket.
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Mani was a great man: warm, funny, self-deprecating at the right moments, and a profoundly talented bass player, born to do it. This is awful news
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Mani was a great man: warm, funny, self-deprecating at the right moments, and a profoundly talented bass player, born to do it. This is awful news
Oh gosh. His band was such a vital cog in me finding out what kind of person I was. RIP Mani.
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Oh gosh. His band was such a vital cog in me finding out what kind of person I was. RIP Mani.
Tierney's goal has echos of Aguero's for me. Both burst a dam not just built up of 90 odd minutes of hope & frustration but DECADES. In the years to come i will still tear up when I see them.
What a night! #Scotland
What a night! #Scotland
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Tierney's goal has echos of Aguero's for me. Both burst a dam not just built up of 90 odd minutes of hope & frustration but DECADES. In the years to come i will still tear up when I see them.
What a night! #Scotland
What a night! #Scotland
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The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.
Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.