Jon Bolding
@jonbolds.bsky.social
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Chalcolithic Liche, Forbes 10 over 10,000. Games writer, on and about. Appears pcgamer, IGN, etc. Panel Three Moves Ahead. freelancer, hire me.
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up late doing hot guy shit (contemplating The 36 Lessons of Vivec)
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These are all flagrant lies, unsourced yet printed in a newspaper that allegedly fact checks things. The rest of it is meandering panic-bait that treats jail breaking LLMs. They don’t even describe the virus! They just said someone made one. Bullshit!
One answer is to look at the data. After the launch of GPT-5 in August, some thought that A.I. had hit a plateau. Expert analysis suggests this isn’t true. GPT-5 can do things no other A.I. can do. It can hack into a web server. It can design novel forms of life. It can even build its own A.I. (albeit a much simpler one) from scratch.
jonbolds.bsky.social
furious to announce that I was also denied the nobel peace prize yet again
jonbolds.bsky.social
I’m leaving the typo it’s too funny
jonbolds.bsky.social
This is the rub. You dont get laid for this work. But it is work.
mhwilliams.bsky.social
And that is the mountain ahead of anyone covering games.

You gotta choose one or more of these filtering methods, then knuckle down and play.

And that's *while* having to do all the things that keep the lights on: major reviews, news, guides, interviews, etc. Anyways.
a cartoon character is flying in the air with the current level being 12
ALT: a cartoon character is flying in the air with the current level being 12
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jonbolds.bsky.social
fun fact I learned this joke from finns.
jonbolds.bsky.social
Have you ever had fresh mozzarella? That’s moomin meat. Now you know!
jonbolds.bsky.social
To be frank I can’t agree with any given “artists must be miserable” take.
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hushpuppyart.bsky.social
Fear the Old Blood 🩸🧠👁️
jonbolds.bsky.social
Really struggling with Hades 2. On the one hand it’s a beautifully made and genuinely fun to play videogame. On the other hand I resolved long ago to never trust anyone who spells it “Magick.”
jonbolds.bsky.social
It runs natively on modern computer hardware 😜
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paulinekaelbot.bsky.social
[BULL DURHAM] The plot is satisfyingly worked out. But what you keep reacting to is the film's exuberant doodles—its baroque folk humor, and it's visual details, like the baseball card that Annie uses as a bookmark. (1988)
jonbolds.bsky.social
This is so fucking funny man they could have maybe, almost stolen a move on Sony by dropping or maintaining the price point and taking the probably rather small-at-microsoft-scale loss but lol, lmao.
jonbolds.bsky.social
I am cited on an article for the concept of a Hellscape which I think is very on-brand
shepardcdr.bsky.social
writers, this is your periodic reminder to search your "last name, first name" on wikipedia and see what pages you're cited on. i learned i am cited on the page for "false protagonist" and nearly every episode of hbo's the last of us lmfao
jonbolds.bsky.social
If you buy a really good pair of boots now they’ll probably last the rest of your life!
jonbolds.bsky.social
I've been putting it off for years but the desire to buy a cheap FDM 3D printer for low-poly models is increasing basically weekly now.
jonbolds.bsky.social
more of a "Lots of people I know are getting very middle-aged all of a sudden" concerning
jonbolds.bsky.social
Sonic's relaxing hobby is getting in a thing that makes him go slower, please leave him to this
jonbolds.bsky.social
Good year for IgNobels. Especially the peace prize:
"PEACE PRIZE [THE NETHERLANDS, UK, GERMANY]
Fritz Renner, Inge Kersbergen, Matt Field, and Jessica Werthmann, for showing that drinking alcohol sometimes improves a person’s ability to speak in a foreign language."
jonbolds.bsky.social
Oh my god they're SO GOOD AGAIN THIS YEAR
jonbolds.bsky.social
They have issued an invitation to appear, not a summons that compels him to appear.