Jon Butter
@jonbutter.bsky.social
32| he/they | vice president of comedy
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🎵 I’ll get DOME for Christmas 🎵
December 19, 2023 at 5:37 PM
🎵 I’ll get DOME for Christmas 🎵
More like No Good WEED goes Un-TOKED (I don’t smoke and every experience I’ve had with edibles has been terrifying)
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
More like No Good WEED goes Un-TOKED (I don’t smoke and every experience I’ve had with edibles has been terrifying)
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the way twitter is like "sorry, we checked Mr. Nazi Boy's profile and we didn't find anything bad 🤷"
October 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
the way twitter is like "sorry, we checked Mr. Nazi Boy's profile and we didn't find anything bad 🤷"
hot take, One Battle After Another is a very good movie
October 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
hot take, One Battle After Another is a very good movie
really great year for movies, bad year for living in real life tho
September 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
really great year for movies, bad year for living in real life tho
Hey you know that guy Maya Rudolph is married to, Paul something? He makes some pretty good movies
September 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Hey you know that guy Maya Rudolph is married to, Paul something? He makes some pretty good movies
Conservatives’ list of grievances is so petty and hilarious like do any of u remember what half of this stuff was even about
September 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Conservatives’ list of grievances is so petty and hilarious like do any of u remember what half of this stuff was even about
Been getting the most compliments for this color 😌
September 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Been getting the most compliments for this color 😌
I still like going to see movies in the theater but some ppl’s theater etiquette (mostly old ppl) is quite frankly dog shit!!!
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I still like going to see movies in the theater but some ppl’s theater etiquette (mostly old ppl) is quite frankly dog shit!!!
It’s like a fun mint-like teal
September 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It’s like a fun mint-like teal
(Grandma voice) I got you one of those newfangled Laboobys everyone’s talking about (pulls a living chihuahua out of her purse)
September 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
(Grandma voice) I got you one of those newfangled Laboobys everyone’s talking about (pulls a living chihuahua out of her purse)
jumping out of a moving car
September 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
jumping out of a moving car
Doing a deep red because Fall is coming up and this color reminds me of a crisp autumn apple, idk
August 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Doing a deep red because Fall is coming up and this color reminds me of a crisp autumn apple, idk
me: doctor doctor give me the news i got a bad case of lov-
my doctor: it's because you're fat
my doctor: it's because you're fat
August 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
me: doctor doctor give me the news i got a bad case of lov-
my doctor: it's because you're fat
my doctor: it's because you're fat
I paint my nails based on mood and time of year. Late July/Early August feels like a deep blue to represent ocean waters and also I like blue
July 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I paint my nails based on mood and time of year. Late July/Early August feels like a deep blue to represent ocean waters and also I like blue
As someone who loved M3GAN it brings me no joy to tell u I thought M3GAN 2.0 was pretty bad
June 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
As someone who loved M3GAN it brings me no joy to tell u I thought M3GAN 2.0 was pretty bad
this car at an intersection didn't have their blinker on and i thought they were going str8, and they were going str8 until they suddenly started turning left and cut me off, so it's like cool, i will wish hellfire upon you for the next five years use ur blinkers fuckhead
June 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
this car at an intersection didn't have their blinker on and i thought they were going str8, and they were going str8 until they suddenly started turning left and cut me off, so it's like cool, i will wish hellfire upon you for the next five years use ur blinkers fuckhead
practicing self-care by ignoring every take on anything Sabrina Carpenter does
June 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
practicing self-care by ignoring every take on anything Sabrina Carpenter does
hey did you know this, if you fry an egg in butter it tastes really good. im gonna try this butter trick with other stuff
June 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
hey did you know this, if you fry an egg in butter it tastes really good. im gonna try this butter trick with other stuff
Instagram slowly becoming more unusable
June 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Instagram slowly becoming more unusable
Grok does this look infected (accidentally uploads photo of scab to facebook group titled “Lisa Kudrow fan club”)
May 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Grok does this look infected (accidentally uploads photo of scab to facebook group titled “Lisa Kudrow fan club”)
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under elon's watch, twitter is now as reliable as tumblr in 2011
March 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
under elon's watch, twitter is now as reliable as tumblr in 2011
Living on the internet thru the mid ‘10s was tough and I was in my early 20s. Can’t imagine what stuff like Racist Mario did to the Youths
May 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Living on the internet thru the mid ‘10s was tough and I was in my early 20s. Can’t imagine what stuff like Racist Mario did to the Youths