Jon Butter
@jonbutter.bsky.social
32| he/they | vice president of comedy
the way twitter is like "sorry, we checked Mr. Nazi Boy's profile and we didn't find anything bad 🤷"
October 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
the way twitter is like "sorry, we checked Mr. Nazi Boy's profile and we didn't find anything bad 🤷"
Conservatives’ list of grievances is so petty and hilarious like do any of u remember what half of this stuff was even about
September 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Conservatives’ list of grievances is so petty and hilarious like do any of u remember what half of this stuff was even about
It’s like a fun mint-like teal
September 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It’s like a fun mint-like teal
Doing a deep red because Fall is coming up and this color reminds me of a crisp autumn apple, idk
August 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Doing a deep red because Fall is coming up and this color reminds me of a crisp autumn apple, idk
I paint my nails based on mood and time of year. Late July/Early August feels like a deep blue to represent ocean waters and also I like blue
July 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I paint my nails based on mood and time of year. Late July/Early August feels like a deep blue to represent ocean waters and also I like blue
As someone who loved M3GAN it brings me no joy to tell u I thought M3GAN 2.0 was pretty bad
June 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
As someone who loved M3GAN it brings me no joy to tell u I thought M3GAN 2.0 was pretty bad
Instagram slowly becoming more unusable
June 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Instagram slowly becoming more unusable
I did it I won letterboxd
December 11, 2024 at 4:51 AM
I did it I won letterboxd
found the Mastercard logo in a bag of skittles
December 5, 2024 at 2:49 AM
found the Mastercard logo in a bag of skittles
Yeah I painted my nails Christmas colors on the last day of November so what
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Yeah I painted my nails Christmas colors on the last day of November so what
looking for someone who would Big Spoon me like John Candy
November 18, 2024 at 2:56 AM
looking for someone who would Big Spoon me like John Candy
every day that mf single grey hair stares me right in the face
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 AM
every day that mf single grey hair stares me right in the face
how is it that no one else wants to see Scream (1996) tomorrow night it's so iconic it breathed new life into the slasher subgenre it's got Matthew Lillard like???
October 25, 2024 at 5:14 AM
how is it that no one else wants to see Scream (1996) tomorrow night it's so iconic it breathed new life into the slasher subgenre it's got Matthew Lillard like???
taking pics of Bobby Moynihan on Impractical Jokers like it’s a concert
February 9, 2024 at 3:41 AM
taking pics of Bobby Moynihan on Impractical Jokers like it’s a concert
before and after a hasty impromptu makeup job, am I pretty now mama????
August 10, 2023 at 2:25 AM
before and after a hasty impromptu makeup job, am I pretty now mama????
felt like trying some more makeup tonight, whatever shut up
August 3, 2023 at 8:52 PM
felt like trying some more makeup tonight, whatever shut up