Jon Helmkamp
@jonhelmkamp.bsky.social
Beat reporter covering the Buffalo Bills and Oregon Ducks for @atozsports.bsky.social | #BillsMafia | #ScoDucks | Oxford comma proponent | Eat more plants | Breathe.
Other account for my creative writing side: [email protected]
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Jon Helmkamp
@jonhelmkamp.bsky.social
· Dec 2
This play on loop forever. Josh Allen, you are absurd.
Availability is the biggest question with Bosa, but in 93 career starts, Bosa has recorded 72.0 sacks. He's still an absolute monster when he's healthy.
March 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Availability is the biggest question with Bosa, but in 93 career starts, Bosa has recorded 72.0 sacks. He's still an absolute monster when he's healthy.
Ty Johnson and Darrynton Evans?
a man with a beard and long hair is talking about visible confusion .
ALT: a man with a beard and long hair is talking about visible confusion .
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March 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ty Johnson and Darrynton Evans?
The unmitigated level of betrayal I feel seeing Mack Hollins sign with the Patriots.
March 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The unmitigated level of betrayal I feel seeing Mack Hollins sign with the Patriots.
The most hilarious and unserious way to phrase this ever.
March 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The most hilarious and unserious way to phrase this ever.
The Bills are on the board - WR Josh Palmer, 3 years, $36-million, per Adam Schefter.
March 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The Bills are on the board - WR Josh Palmer, 3 years, $36-million, per Adam Schefter.
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• 3 minute videos!
• A separate request inbox for DMs from unknown users
• Mute accounts more quickly
March 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
📢 App Version 1.99 is rolling out now (1/5)
With every update, we’re aiming to make the Internet less toxic, more fun, and more in your control.
• 3 minute videos!
• A separate request inbox for DMs from unknown users
• Mute accounts more quickly
With every update, we’re aiming to make the Internet less toxic, more fun, and more in your control.
• 3 minute videos!
• A separate request inbox for DMs from unknown users
• Mute accounts more quickly
Bills fans like
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ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner .
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March 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Maybe it's too early to say this but it looks like Beane might be hanging back and letting the first wave happen before doing some bargain shopping.
March 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Maybe it's too early to say this but it looks like Beane might be hanging back and letting the first wave happen before doing some bargain shopping.
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GUESS WE’RE ON BLUESKY NOW, THANKS ELON
March 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
GUESS WE’RE ON BLUESKY NOW, THANKS ELON
Bluesky you idiots.
“Agents and teams are hitting us up like, ‘What are you guys doing?’ Because they follow this stuff just as much as we do. So when X goes down, they’re operating without a net here. They have no idea where to find all this stuff.” - Mike Garafolo
March 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Bluesky you idiots.
X being down means this is the place to be for FA news today.
March 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
X being down means this is the place to be for FA news today.
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🚨 EXCITING NEWS 🚨
I am hosting a live pod with some of my pals in Los Angeles to raise money for wildfire relief
Mon Feb 3
7 pm
The Belasco
100% of sales go to the Red Cross’ Ca relief efforts
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I am hosting a live pod with some of my pals in Los Angeles to raise money for wildfire relief
Mon Feb 3
7 pm
The Belasco
100% of sales go to the Red Cross’ Ca relief efforts
Minapodlive.com
@greggrosenthal.bsky.social
@jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social
@chrisryan77.bsky.social
January 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
🚨 EXCITING NEWS 🚨
I am hosting a live pod with some of my pals in Los Angeles to raise money for wildfire relief
Mon Feb 3
7 pm
The Belasco
100% of sales go to the Red Cross’ Ca relief efforts
Minapodlive.com
@greggrosenthal.bsky.social
@jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social
@chrisryan77.bsky.social
I am hosting a live pod with some of my pals in Los Angeles to raise money for wildfire relief
Mon Feb 3
7 pm
The Belasco
100% of sales go to the Red Cross’ Ca relief efforts
Minapodlive.com
@greggrosenthal.bsky.social
@jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social
@chrisryan77.bsky.social
Was this a successful season for the Oregon Ducks? We look back at the 2024 season that was.
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Was this a successful season for the Oregon Ducks? We look back at the 2024 season that was
Let's take a step back.
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January 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Was this a successful season for the Oregon Ducks? We look back at the 2024 season that was.
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My wife gets me. 💚
December 25, 2024 at 5:04 PM
My wife gets me. 💚
The Bills defense allowed the Patriots, a team converting third downs at a 35.75% clip (26th in the NFL), to convert 58% of their third downs with an average distance to go of 6.83 yards.
That's not nearly good enough.
That's not nearly good enough.
December 23, 2024 at 7:01 AM
The Bills defense allowed the Patriots, a team converting third downs at a 35.75% clip (26th in the NFL), to convert 58% of their third downs with an average distance to go of 6.83 yards.
That's not nearly good enough.
That's not nearly good enough.
We got YOLO Josh Allen today and it wasn't pretty, even though the Bills won. Underneath worked really well, but often times he was playing off script and chucking it deep.
December 23, 2024 at 7:00 AM
We got YOLO Josh Allen today and it wasn't pretty, even though the Bills won. Underneath worked really well, but often times he was playing off script and chucking it deep.
Whoooa
Since 2017 there have been 217 QB szns w/ 100+ throws of 10 or more air yards, per @sportsinfosolutions.com
Caleb Williams ranks dead last in On-Target Throw Rate at 42.6%
Justin Fields (CHI 2022) — 50%
Carson Wentz (PHI 2020) — 53.8%
Mitch Trubisky (CHI 2018) — 55.8%
Jay Cutler (MIA 2017) — 65.7%
Caleb Williams ranks dead last in On-Target Throw Rate at 42.6%
Justin Fields (CHI 2022) — 50%
Carson Wentz (PHI 2020) — 53.8%
Mitch Trubisky (CHI 2018) — 55.8%
Jay Cutler (MIA 2017) — 65.7%
December 17, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Whoooa
Dropping that game to the Rams really sucks right now with Mahomes dealing with an ankle injury.
December 16, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Dropping that game to the Rams really sucks right now with Mahomes dealing with an ankle injury.
Jamming while watching film is a very happy place to be.
December 14, 2024 at 7:19 AM
Jamming while watching film is a very happy place to be.
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This was definitely what I was looking for when I made this search, great work, no notes
December 14, 2024 at 1:25 AM
This was definitely what I was looking for when I made this search, great work, no notes
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If Buffalo can’t at least slow down the Detroit ground game on Sunday, the panic level is going to be out of control.
December 13, 2024 at 7:15 PM
If Buffalo can’t at least slow down the Detroit ground game on Sunday, the panic level is going to be out of control.
Welp. Brock Purdy dud is going to be tough to overcome.
December 13, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Welp. Brock Purdy dud is going to be tough to overcome.