JonMonday
@jonmonday.bsky.social
Just checking out this new thing people are calling 'social media'.
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JonMonday
@jonmonday.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I’d like to appear on a TV quiz show not to win a holiday or life changing money. I just want to have a ‘nice day out’...
“Always keep out of reach of children” is good advice for life in general as well as hazardous cleaning products…
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“Always keep out of reach of children” is good advice for life in general as well as hazardous cleaning products…
Watching the Formula 1 finale reminds me I have no idea what most of the drivers look like... #F1 #LandoNorris
December 8, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Watching the Formula 1 finale reminds me I have no idea what most of the drivers look like... #F1 #LandoNorris
Never thought that adult life would involve panic buying cucumbers, but here we are... #Sainsbos #CucumberCrisis
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Never thought that adult life would involve panic buying cucumbers, but here we are... #Sainsbos #CucumberCrisis
Another year of sleepful rain storms and train sounds topping my Spotify Unwrapped list... #spotifywrapped #Zzzz
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Another year of sleepful rain storms and train sounds topping my Spotify Unwrapped list... #spotifywrapped #Zzzz
This 'Celebrity Traitors' show has got the mix of celebs and non-celebs just right... #celebritytraitors
October 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
This 'Celebrity Traitors' show has got the mix of celebs and non-celebs just right... #celebritytraitors
The phrase "quick question" is a real pet hate. Most questions are quick to ask. But if you are asking, that means you don't know the answer, which might be long and complicated...
October 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The phrase "quick question" is a real pet hate. Most questions are quick to ask. But if you are asking, that means you don't know the answer, which might be long and complicated...
Me: It's 'Jon' without an 'h' and 'Monday' just like the day of the week. Person taking my details: 'J-O-H-N' 'M-U-N-D-A-Y'... #FirstWorldProblems
October 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Me: It's 'Jon' without an 'h' and 'Monday' just like the day of the week. Person taking my details: 'J-O-H-N' 'M-U-N-D-A-Y'... #FirstWorldProblems
Annual reminder that no-one over the age of 9 should be using the phrase “Spooky Season”… #Halloween2025
September 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Annual reminder that no-one over the age of 9 should be using the phrase “Spooky Season”… #Halloween2025
The laughing emoji with tears is the perfect partner for a "lots of love" LOL in response to a recent bereavement...
September 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
The laughing emoji with tears is the perfect partner for a "lots of love" LOL in response to a recent bereavement...
Planning a good nap at 2:30 today to re-energize ahead of next week. Hopefully nothing will wake me up... #emergencyalerts
September 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Planning a good nap at 2:30 today to re-energize ahead of next week. Hopefully nothing will wake me up... #emergencyalerts
Today's challenge: find an exam results story where no-one uses the phrase "flying colours" #GCSEs2025
August 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Today's challenge: find an exam results story where no-one uses the phrase "flying colours" #GCSEs2025
I'm all for losing myself in a good book but this reading festival next weekend seems mighty expensive... #readingfestival
August 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I'm all for losing myself in a good book but this reading festival next weekend seems mighty expensive... #readingfestival
If tournaments were won on the strength of a pre-match emotive TV montage this Euro trophy would be ours… #Lionesses #ENG #Euros2025
July 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If tournaments were won on the strength of a pre-match emotive TV montage this Euro trophy would be ours… #Lionesses #ENG #Euros2025
This makes me "The Chicken Man"...
June 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
This makes me "The Chicken Man"...
I am an IT professional but have no idea what 'Num Lock' does...
June 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I am an IT professional but have no idea what 'Num Lock' does...
Only 6 months to go before the clock on the car dashboard is set to the right time again... #timechange #daylightsavings
March 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Only 6 months to go before the clock on the car dashboard is set to the right time again... #timechange #daylightsavings
Father's Day: a great opportunity for Dads to spend time with their kids. Mother's Day: a great opportunity for Dads to spend time with their kids... #mothersday
March 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Father's Day: a great opportunity for Dads to spend time with their kids. Mother's Day: a great opportunity for Dads to spend time with their kids... #mothersday
Gentle reminder that you're only allowed to say "but it's really X o'clock" today and NOT for the next fortnight... #timechange #daylightsavings
March 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Gentle reminder that you're only allowed to say "but it's really X o'clock" today and NOT for the next fortnight... #timechange #daylightsavings
It's easy to remember the #timechange as 'Spring Back' and 'Fall Forwards'. Can't wait for that extra hour's sleep on Sunday! #daylightsavings
March 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It's easy to remember the #timechange as 'Spring Back' and 'Fall Forwards'. Can't wait for that extra hour's sleep on Sunday! #daylightsavings
The lady in this pic from BBC News looks like she's hugging R2-D2... #giveadroidacuddle
March 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The lady in this pic from BBC News looks like she's hugging R2-D2... #giveadroidacuddle
Typo of the day: "You've got to break a few legs to make an omelette..."
March 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Typo of the day: "You've got to break a few legs to make an omelette..."
Irony of the day: The word 'futuristic' is extremely retro...
March 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Irony of the day: The word 'futuristic' is extremely retro...
Annual reminder that anyone who sends me a marketing email with subject line "Spring back..." or "Spring into..." is an instant unsubscribe or unfollow...
March 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Annual reminder that anyone who sends me a marketing email with subject line "Spring back..." or "Spring into..." is an instant unsubscribe or unfollow...