JonMonday
@jonmonday.bsky.social
Just checking out this new thing people are calling 'social media'.
Inventor of the silent door chime - what a bell...
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Inventor of the silent door chime - what a bell...
Its counterpart "stupid question..." is equally annoying. If you're asking me, I'll be the judge of that. But if you're sure it's stupid, why are you wasting my time...?
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Its counterpart "stupid question..." is equally annoying. If you're asking me, I'll be the judge of that. But if you're sure it's stupid, why are you wasting my time...?
I heard you got fired for loafing off...
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I heard you got fired for loafing off...
Sounds like the vet who neutered my pet pug. Thought he was the dogs...
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Sounds like the vet who neutered my pet pug. Thought he was the dogs...
If you do a *celebrity* Jig, it's Strictly High Land Dancing...
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If you do a *celebrity* Jig, it's Strictly High Land Dancing...
I'd stick to a Musical but focus on the audience. Working title: "Fandom of the Oprah"...
October 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I'd stick to a Musical but focus on the audience. Working title: "Fandom of the Oprah"...
Suede's version of 'Shipbuilding' was also superb... @suedehq.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Suede's version of 'Shipbuilding' was also superb... @suedehq.bsky.social
He's not even on it! It's Jonathan Ross and that guy off all the panel shows innit... #celebritytraitors
October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He's not even on it! It's Jonathan Ross and that guy off all the panel shows innit... #celebritytraitors
Except when playing Roddy the Rat in Flushed Away. There the claws was on paws...
October 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Except when playing Roddy the Rat in Flushed Away. There the claws was on paws...
Make sure you cook it for long enough. Best to avoid a half-baked flan...
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Make sure you cook it for long enough. Best to avoid a half-baked flan...
It's the sci-fi sequel we never knew we needed. This time without "Infinite Space"...
October 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
It's the sci-fi sequel we never knew we needed. This time without "Infinite Space"...
Glad this wasn't a spam post...
October 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Glad this wasn't a spam post...
Plot twist: position was Junior Nutritionist. You're now a Food Scientist with a 6-figure salary...
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Plot twist: position was Junior Nutritionist. You're now a Food Scientist with a 6-figure salary...
Absolutely outrageous! Surely at McDonald’s you get your food first, and THEN grab a table…
September 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Absolutely outrageous! Surely at McDonald’s you get your food first, and THEN grab a table…