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Jono
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Translator, failing cricketer, acknowledgement without breaking stride. #mufc
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 21d
#WhenTaken #580 (29.09.2025)

I scored 912/1000👑

1️⃣📍2.2 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇197/200
2️⃣📍244 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇190/200
3️⃣📍1.2K km - 🗓️9 yrs - 🥈152/200
4️⃣📍35.7 m - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥇179/200
5️⃣📍65.8 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇194/200

Not sure i will ever achieve anything more notably brilliant than this
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 1d
🤣🤣
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 1d
Even if we’d have just equalised with the penalty 😭
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 1d
Funny what happens when you attack at Anfield @arteta
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 1d
Goals will come but his fight was unreal there
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 1d
Might listen to the Anfield Wrap tomorrow
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 1d
Absolute cojones on him
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Cunha is fucking superb man. A one-man shithousing masterclass in the closing minutes as well. 😍😍
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 1d
Always!
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 1d
Carragher sounds on the verge of tears. So that’s nice.
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 1d
GTFI. Going missing.
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 2d
What I don’t get is that run you guys went on back end of 23/24 was some of the most blistering football I’ve ever seen. And Arteta’s seemingly torn up that script (in part through injuries ofc).
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 2d
If I’m wrong so be it: lots to admire about Arsenal and the way Arteta has instilled such resilience into his squad but you don’t win titles scoring almost exclusively from set pieces.

They win more than lose and yes that’s basically the whole point, but the football is dirge
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 2d
867 for me. 941 is unreal! First one tripped me up
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 2d
Heard some people don’t have Mukiele in their fantasy team? Skill issue
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 6d
Genuinely haven’t come across that term until now!
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 6d
One day without translating a text featuring the words “artificial intelligence”. Is all I ask, will never happen.
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 7d
Hahahaha so pretty bad then!
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 7d
Haven’t seen the game but how bad were Scotland really to get this kind of write up after a win?
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 8d
That’s it man, every evening I feel absolutely wiped but feel guilty for the stuff I know I’m neglecting to some extent (exercise, mindfulness stuff) - I know it will ease off at some stage but everything has just felt a bit like an uphill struggle in terms of work-life balance for a while!
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 8d
Honestly had him down at about 40 games at CF between LVG and that initial spell under Ole. Really surprised by that. ETH relied on him there a lot first season too actually
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 8d
Must be the delinquent stroller then?
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 8d
Driving me crazy this haha
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 8d
Must be Lukaku then?
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 8d
Must be someone obvious I’m missing…
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 8d
Martial?
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Jono @jontranslates.bsky.social · 8d
It does feel that way mate! Constant game of cat and mouse keeping the nasties at bay. But the odd couple of pints talking nonsense with good blokes like yourself every now and then doesn’t half help mate!
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