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Joob

@joobdingus.bsky.social

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Just a dog chasing cars, pastries, pizza, and most things edible. I post art that I commission and *might* start schizo posting if I get bored enough. Pfp by @cakecauldron.bsky.social

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · 6d

Happy birthday!!!

Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · 29d

A creature for your consideration... Down to be evil too c:

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Sep 13

Seems all the late night fridge raiding has caught up to her... Nothing some cold pizza can't fix!

Gorgeous art by @rubypanda.bsky.social

A fat female Samoyed anthro stands in front of a refrigerator looking for a midnight snack. She wears some undersized nightwear, and has come to the realization her habits have not been doing her figure any favors. She hefts her belly with one paw while blushing slightly. The journey to the fridge from her bed was seemingly a "grueling" one, as she's rather sweaty and panting.

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Sep 13

Seems all the late night fridge raiding has caught up to her... Nothing some cold pizza can't fix!

Gorgeous art by @rubypanda.bsky.social

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Sep 5

Some creatures for your consideration... Thanks for the opportunity and for making awesome art!

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Aug 31

Last call on drinks was an hour ago... The bartenders might be playing favorites.

Featuring my good pal @renoderg.bsky.social

Amazing art by @jimbohusky.bsky.social

A pair of fat and extremely busty female anthros sit at the edge of a pool while enjoying some expansion-inducing cocktails. On the left a Samoyed is so drunk she doesn't realize her growing size has shredded the majority of her clothing leaving her nude save for what's left of her Hawaiian T-shirt. On the right an orange dragon is experiencing some second hand embarrassment due to the other's nudity, but her bikini top seems like it's about to give out as well!

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Aug 31

Last call on drinks was an hour ago... The bartenders might be playing favorites.

Featuring my good pal @renoderg.bsky.social

Amazing art by @jimbohusky.bsky.social

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Aug 26

Wanted to add this to my media tab for your viewing pleasure as I forgot to before... As that gut sure is a sight to behold.

Wonderful art by @creepsterrr.bsky.social !

A drunken and fat anthro Border Collie woman attempts to hit on the viewer between her own belches as she sits at a bar on a stool that looks like it deserves a vacation for its hard work. She wears an olive swimsuit and holds a glass of wine in her paw, her tummy sloshing and gurgling due to its contents.

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Aug 26

When the price of stock shares has a direct correlation with the size of the boss's waistline, it's no coincidence that the monthly bonus is determined by how many donuts you can make her eat!

Lily(Border Collie) Belongs to me, Milkshake(Fox) and the amazing art by @arllanaeats.bsky.social !

Inside a corporate meeting room, an extremely fat anthro Border Collie woman in an ill fitting suit sits in a chair as a thinner, tall anthro fox in a secretary's outfit grabs her by the chin. Behind the pair is a white board outlining plans to further fatten the Border Collie. Empty donut boxes are scattered across the floor.

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benign tumor @creepsterrr.bsky.social · Aug 3

legends say you can hear the ocean if you put your ear to it

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Jul 28

I see a lot of people saying heavy cream, but it has the caveat that it can be hard to consume a lot of heavy cream especially in one sitting even if the concept is nice. If you want to see easy results I would recommend supplementing meals with something like ensure or boost 1/2 a day(Source me)

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Kygen @kygen.bsky.social · Jul 22

It may be my birthday, but thank YOU for being a part of the fandom <3

See the full version here along with a character key: drive.google.com/drive/folder...

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Jul 15

The butt (and everything else) is *far* too good to let bluesky butcher it 😤

Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Jul 15

I wanted to add the individual angles as the detail is gorgeous! Should help those viewing on a mobile phone as well.

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Jul 15

She's not going to fit is she? It's not even close... Least it makes for good viewing!

Wonderful ych by @rubypanda.bsky.social featuring @thesupian.bsky.social !

A large female Samoyed antho trying to cram herself into a bathtub/shower while a smaller anthro feline watches, surprised at the scene.

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Jul 10

You should tell them that OG lollipoppy is actually the best skin in the game. Stinky crocodile can't even come close smh.

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Jul 6

Thank you so much! I really love how you chose to depict her! That tummy is very *chefs kiss*

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mk-artichoke.bsky.social @mk-artichoke.bsky.social · Jul 5

b&w sketch page (not really redesign, more interpretive than anything) anyways these are:
@ominousglunk.bsky.social @cherryvima.bsky.social @cchilab.bsky.social @joobdingus.bsky.social

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Jun 30

Well that's one way to stop a repeat offender...

Wonderful art by @/blums_s on the bird app!

A female Samoyed anthro so fat she's likely immobile tied up on a public stage, a guilty sign around her neck. She wears a set of scrap cloth undergarments you would expect of a prisoner. Her stomach growls and gurgles while she can't stop belching from her overstuffed belly.

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Jul 3

Aw I'm sorry then. That really sucks. If cleaning the port on the device doesn't help then I'm out of ideas unfortunately.

Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Jul 3

To expand on this, I'd try some compressed air and cleaning the port with isopropyl alcohol on a q-tip. If its corrosion or buildup it could fix the problem. (under the assumption its the power cable that is problematic)

Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Jul 3

I'd check if a replacement cable might keep it going, especially if it seems like the cable connectivity was the problem. If not that, make sure the cable port doesn't have debris building up and blocking the contacts. If it really is dead I'm sorry, but figure it could be worth a shot!

Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Jun 30

Well that's one way to stop a repeat offender...

Wonderful art by @/blums_s on the bird app!

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Jun 30

It'd be cool to see what you'd do with this here creature of mine, thanks for the opportunity even if I am not selected!

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Joob @joobdingus.bsky.social · Jun 30

I'm from the other side of the country so I'd take this with a grain of salt, but the last time I had a candied apple was at a state fair... Could be worth a shot!