Joebotnik
@josephbotnik.bsky.social
Writer @ Boss Rush Mode, voice actor @ Observable Radio, Frequent Wham City caller, comedian, creator of Toaster Hands: The Most Marketable Cryptid!
It's my greatest dream to create a monstrous bio-engineered superweapon with a large pulsating weak point that only becomes targetable at certain moments for unfortunate reasons that did not become clear until well into the process when it was too late to change anything
February 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
It's my greatest dream to create a monstrous bio-engineered superweapon with a large pulsating weak point that only becomes targetable at certain moments for unfortunate reasons that did not become clear until well into the process when it was too late to change anything
We goin back to Satu Mare, Romania with this one
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
We goin back to Satu Mare, Romania with this one
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The 50 wealthiest families in the UK own more than 34 million people combined.
That level of inequality is totally unsustainable.
A wealth tax isn’t radical - it’s inevitable. And the Green Party will keep making the case.
That level of inequality is totally unsustainable.
A wealth tax isn’t radical - it’s inevitable. And the Green Party will keep making the case.
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The 50 wealthiest families in the UK own more than 34 million people combined.
That level of inequality is totally unsustainable.
A wealth tax isn’t radical - it’s inevitable. And the Green Party will keep making the case.
That level of inequality is totally unsustainable.
A wealth tax isn’t radical - it’s inevitable. And the Green Party will keep making the case.
The silence of the Powerpuff Girls during the Trump administration is truly deafening.
January 31, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The silence of the Powerpuff Girls during the Trump administration is truly deafening.
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i refuse to be pessimistic but we are quickly approaching the threshold where detailing what it means to be pragmatic violates TOS
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
i refuse to be pessimistic but we are quickly approaching the threshold where detailing what it means to be pragmatic violates TOS
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shout out to first-person shooter RPGs that were rushed out the door to poor reception and took a long series of updates/patches/dlc to reach a better state that also start with the main character getting shot in the head and center around satirizing capitalism
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
shout out to first-person shooter RPGs that were rushed out the door to poor reception and took a long series of updates/patches/dlc to reach a better state that also start with the main character getting shot in the head and center around satirizing capitalism
Cinema has always been cool
January 18, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Cinema has always been cool
In my defence yoohoo weehoo sounds exactly like something Maroon 5 would say
He actually thought this was maroon 5 and he doesn’t know ANYTHING about maroon 5
I believe it was Akon who once said "Yoohoo weehoo"
January 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
In my defence yoohoo weehoo sounds exactly like something Maroon 5 would say
I'm bringing back the era of brightly coloured animal video game mascot. Still in the workshopping stages but stay tuned
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I'm bringing back the era of brightly coloured animal video game mascot. Still in the workshopping stages but stay tuned
Horrible Dilbert Man gone
January 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Horrible Dilbert Man gone
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This is genuinely a good idea. We should do this. There should be a maximum wage, the same way there’s a minimum wage.
The multimillionaires and billionaires will not perceive any appreciable difference in their lifestyle at all, but millions of normal people would benefit daily.
The multimillionaires and billionaires will not perceive any appreciable difference in their lifestyle at all, but millions of normal people would benefit daily.
no one needs a billion dollars and that's why I will set the tax rate at 100% for everything over 100 million
January 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
This is genuinely a good idea. We should do this. There should be a maximum wage, the same way there’s a minimum wage.
The multimillionaires and billionaires will not perceive any appreciable difference in their lifestyle at all, but millions of normal people would benefit daily.
The multimillionaires and billionaires will not perceive any appreciable difference in their lifestyle at all, but millions of normal people would benefit daily.
I love you too, Ancient Meteoric Ore Greatsword
January 9, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I love you too, Ancient Meteoric Ore Greatsword
well,
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 AM
well,
Can't believe the trailer for Odyssey spoiled that there were guys in that horse
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Can't believe the trailer for Odyssey spoiled that there were guys in that horse
God, the Bibo Incident was such a tragedy. Hopefully we can ensure nothing like that ever... Oh fuck. Oh, FUCK
December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
God, the Bibo Incident was such a tragedy. Hopefully we can ensure nothing like that ever... Oh fuck. Oh, FUCK
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
Halloween idea: Resident Elvis
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Halloween idea: Resident Elvis
The claim that prince Andrew's request for "inappropriate friends" was in any way pedophilic is a complete lie. He just likes hanging out with rude guys. Ok? Case closed
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The claim that prince Andrew's request for "inappropriate friends" was in any way pedophilic is a complete lie. He just likes hanging out with rude guys. Ok? Case closed
In case you're missing it, Protomen Act III is now (fully?) available to listen to before it releases for real in January. It is incredible.
theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...
theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...
Act III: This City Made Us, by The Protomen
15 track album
theprotomen.bandcamp.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In case you're missing it, Protomen Act III is now (fully?) available to listen to before it releases for real in January. It is incredible.
theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...
theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...
The only reason I watch the game awards is to see how many different size flutes this guy whips out
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The only reason I watch the game awards is to see how many different size flutes this guy whips out
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