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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · 17d

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DustinVG @dustinvg.com · 18d

Just wanted to tell everyone that @discord.com's support is useless and has never once helped me with anything

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Oct 4

I finally started to make a dent in Captain Toad and man I was missing out. I didn't really like the Captain Toad parts in 3D World that much so it's taking me by surprise just how good the standalone game is

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Sep 18

Sonic Racing CrossWorlds - review roundup

IGN - 0/10 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT"
GSpot - 1/10 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT"
GInformer - 1/10 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT"
GRadar+ - 0/5 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT"
NLife - 2/10 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT"
VGC - 1/5 "FUUUUUUUCK I HATE IT"

MC score currently 7/100

Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Aug 27

You call Marilyn Manson music “Satanic” because you hear the screaming. I call it “shit” because it sucks. We are not the same.

Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Aug 25

Will there be AI generated food

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Aug 16

Had a McDonald’s Snack Wrap

imma be real I don’t get the hype

Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Aug 15

You know it’s kind of a shame what happened to CBR. Bar none one of the best sites in the comics sphere and then they got bought by a slop machine and now all they do is low-effort listicle nonsense like this.

Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · Aug 15

Hate this kind of mindset so much.

Just learn and adapt to games that don't play the same as the standard we've had for the last 20 something years.

Facebook post from some BS site.

"Classic N64 games like Mario Kart 64 and GoldenEye 007 have aged so badly that they're unplayable today."

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Aug 3

Switch prices are getting changed! After eight long years they're finally doing a price dro-

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Aug 1

(It’s hard! It’s fun though)

Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Aug 1

Dear Nintendo,

This letter is addressed to the person who designed the Zebra Bananza rehearsal. I just wanted to say one thing to them:

Fuck you.

Sincerely,

Joseph

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Jul 22

Superman one week, Donkey Kong the next, and then Happy Gilmore right after. This July has been like heaven for me lol

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Jul 20

I hate how that nowadays when I say "I love Diddy" I have to clarify that I'm referring to the Donkey Kong character and not the PDF file

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Jul 18

Literally the first thing I did when I started the game, haha. Jumping on A felt so wrong that I instantly checked if there was an option to change it

Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Jul 17

Christopher Nolan hate is funny because it’s obvious his most voracious haters don’t have any real reason for hating him other than “he’s popular”

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Jul 17

granted it was something I saw coming but still FUCK

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Jul 17

I JUST GOT SPOILED

FUCK

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Jul 16

(The movie is really good! Thumbs up from me)

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Jul 16

Hating Superman so much that he fucking cries like a little pathetic pissbaby. That’s my Lex.

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Jul 10

(this is stolen from a friend lol)

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Jul 10

Do Looney Tunes fans argue about how Bugs Bunny being in medieval times in one cartoon and then in the present day in the next breaks the lore?

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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · Jul 3

old samus comic (1/3)

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Jul 3

Lanterns sounds good but I think it would be better if instead of space it was set in New Jersey and instead of a grumpy California pilot named Hal it starred a goofy Italian waste management consultant named Tony

Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Jul 2

A mosquito bit me DIRECTLY ON MY PALM and it is the most fuckin annoying feeling lmao

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Joey @josephthebroseph.bsky.social · Jul 1

It’s hilarious how the Switch 2 is just casually breaking sales records while YouTube grifters are still desperate to convince you it’s a colossal failure

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