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Josh Channings
@josh.channings.me.uk
Software Mancunian working on electronics products in Rust and others.
This one *almost* got me, because I had the missed payment in the back of my mind. Was it just a lucky guess, or is there a leak somewhere?
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Wayne Rooney is only just turning 40? Tough paper round.
October 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I didn’t pay a Russian lady to curl one out on my chest. You can’t prove any of that.
October 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’ve been to a few restaurants in many countries, but I have *never* seen anywhere advertise as a “British Restaurant”
August 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I feel so old, I don’t know who any of these bands are.
July 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The price of dirt these days is insane.
July 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Nice of them to wait THREE FUCKING YEARS until its a convenient time for the alleged rapist. Benjamin Mendy didn’t get that courtesy, did he? www.bbc.com/news/article...
Ex-Arsenal footballer Thomas Partey charged with rape
The ex-Arsenal player is charged with five counts of rape relating to two women, and one count of sexual assault over a third woman.
www.bbc.com
July 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Paris. The Philadelphia of Europe.
June 1, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Serial Entrepreneur: guy who buys domain names.
Parallel Entrepreneur: same guy, but doesn't let the old ones expire.
May 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We are not monsters,” the officer told her, according to the statement. “We do what the government tells us.”

…say that again in a German accent
May 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
April 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@andyburnham.bsky.social just failed to get on a tram at Besses. It’s already completely full going towards town. Why was it a single?
March 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Ah, good times. Probably safe to delete that rule now.
March 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Dear Asteroid 2024 YR4,

Thank you for your letter dated February 2024, which indicates that you have a 3.1% chance of impacting Earth in 2034, and ending human civilisation.

What concrete actions can be taken to improve your chance of success, and ideally accelerate this timeline?

Regards,
Humans
February 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
BBC Sport app slow to update, for which I was briefly grateful.
February 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Is it bad to blow your nose and feel the air coming out of your eye socket?
January 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
They should add Mass Multiplayer to Balatro. Players queue in one lobby, and the game starts on the next minute. Everybody gets the same seed. Each blind, the lowest scoring player is eliminated. Last man standing wins.
January 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I think my dog has been on the shrooms. He’s looking around like he’s gone to bat country.
January 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@samuel.bsky.team I found a bug:

I created a 2nd account for a project. It doesn’t have a profile picture yet, but does have a domain.

When I switch back to *this* account in the web app, I can’t get off this screen. Following the process clears my existing profile picture, for *this* account.
January 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Are we sure Trudeau wasn't planning on saying something else but he panicked when the speech blew away?
January 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dad’s letting their fireworks off a full 10 minutes before midnight: she says it’s fine and it’s nothing to be embarrassed about, but she does think less of you as a man.
December 31, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Me: *burp*, pour mentos from packet
Siri: OK, shuffling music from your library

✨INTELLIGENCE✨
December 26, 2024 at 10:20 AM
I'll take it!
December 14, 2024 at 11:43 PM
United can keep their 13 Premier Leagues. Real can keep their 15 Champions Leagues.

Man City are absolutely unassailable in the only league that matters: ex-players who have gone on to be president of a small country.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Georgia: Ex-footballer Mikheil Kavelashvili named president
After 17 days of pro-EU protests, a former Manchester City footballer is appointed president.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 14, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Reposted by Josh Channings
Need sound on.
December 5, 2024 at 1:53 PM